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when i get frustrated when i'm playing
when i get frustrated when i'm playing
drums i hit my head with the sticks it
drums i hit my head with the sticks it
almost sounds like it should be a joke
almost sounds like it should be a joke
because that's how dumb it is but
because that's how dumb it is but
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these strawberries look terrible
these strawberries look terrible
they're actually good, balls alarm
they're actually good balls alarm
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let's count just like a
let's count just like a
How many
How many
tubs of spicy hummus does Emma have in
tubs of spicy hummus does Emma have in
her refrigerator right now
her refrigerator right now
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I just tried to draw, um, an elephant
I just tried to draw um an elephant
just from like my imagination
just from like my imagination
um
um
like
like
it's crazy to me how
it's crazy to me how
not artistically inclined i am it blows
not artistically inclined i am it blows
my mind like my own father is an artist
my mind like my own father is an artist
That is his
That is his
passion in life. That is his job. He's my
passion in life That is his job He's my
dad and like that's what [__] happens
dad and like that's what __ happens
When I try to draw like I have
When I try to draw like I have
no artistic
no artistic
instinct, um
instinct um
But I'm okay with that because I just
But I'm okay with that because I just
enjoy, like
enjoy like
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You know, doodling things like it doesn't
You know doodling things like it doesn't
I don't need to be good at it to do it. I
I don't need to be good at it to do it I
have this massive box of colored pencils
have this massive box of colored pencils
from when I
from when I
Um, I don't know. I think I bought these
Um I don't know I think I bought these
when I was taking art class in high
when I was taking art class in high
school, and I still have them. Listen, I
school and I still have them Listen I
might not be great at drawing, but I
might not be great at drawing but I
enjoy the sensation of using
enjoy the sensation of using
colored pencils, so
colored pencils so
why not?
why not
Like, this is something I painted
Like this is something I painted
It's not all about being good at things.
It's not all about being good at things
I'm not good at drawing. I'm not good at
I'm not good at drawing I'm not good at
painting. I'm not good at playing drums,
painting I'm not good at playing drums
but I like the sensation of doing it. I
but I like the sensation of doing it I
like doing it. I don't need to be good at
like doing it I don't need to be good at
it to enjoy it.
it to enjoy it
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It's terrible, but I enjoyed myself.
It's terrible but I enjoyed myself
so
so
I always decide to come to the beach the
I always decide to come to the beach the
same day that I wash my hair.
same day that I wash my hair
Like, the first thing I did this morning
Like the first thing I did this morning
was wash my hair. It's all clean, it's
was wash my hair It's all clean it's
shiny. It looks gorgeous.
shiny It looks gorgeous
I wouldn't maybe say it looks gorgeous.
I wouldn't maybe say it looks gorgeous
Why is there [__] bugs on me? It's
Why is there __ bugs on me It's
already August and I have not done [__].
already August and I have not done __
I've been watching people going on these
I've been watching people going on these
tropical vacations, and I'm not gonna lie,
tropical vacations and I'm not gonna lie
like I
like I
am jealous, and it just hasn't felt like
am jealous and it just hasn't felt like
summer to me. But I think that also when
summer to me But I think that also when
you become an adult. Unfortunately, I
you become an adult Unfortunately I
think summer kind of loses its meaning.
think summer kind of loses its meaning
If I see one more [__]
If I see one more __
person on my Instagram that has a
person on my Instagram that has a
smoothie that's in a pineapple or
smoothie that's in a pineapple or
something like, I'm going, I'm gonna get
something like I'm going I'm gonna get
in the water. But my hair is so clean
in the water But my hair is so clean
right now. Like, it doesn't look greasy or
right now Like it doesn't look greasy or
oily, but I am about to go in the ocean
oily but I am about to go in the ocean
and pack my scalp with salt and sand, and
and pack my scalp with salt and sand and
I don't care. But it is kind of sad. It's
I don't care But it is kind of sad It's
like these are my final moments with my
like these are my final moments with my
nice clean hair. I'm enjoying it. I'm
nice clean hair I'm enjoying it I'm
enjoying it. The ocean does look
enjoying it The ocean does look
delicious today, though. Like, it looks
delicious today though Like it looks
[__] delicious. Sometimes you look at
__ delicious Sometimes you look at
the ocean, you're like
the ocean you're like
not interested. A few days ago when I was
not interested A few days ago when I was
at the beach, there was a tiger shark in
at the beach there was a tiger shark in
the water. Is that what it's called?
the water Is that what it's called
There's some sort of harmless
There's some sort of harmless
harmless shark in the water, supposedly.
harmless shark in the water supposedly
They don't attack humans, but I'm like
They don't attack humans but I'm like
okay, like maybe not usually, but like
okay like maybe not usually but like
what if this time. Anyway, last time I was
what if this time Anyway last time I was
at the beach, there was a shark. So like, I
at the beach there was a shark So like I
mean.
mean
I definitely have a little bit more
I definitely have a little bit more
anxiety about getting in than normal.
anxiety about getting in than normal
But supposedly the type of shark was
But supposedly the type of shark was
harmless. I just have a hard time
harmless I just have a hard time
believing any sharks are harmless. I feel
believing any sharks are harmless I feel
like with any shark, there's a chance
like with any shark there's a chance
that they're going to think that your
that they're going to think that your
foot is a flounder or something, and then
foot is a flounder or something and then
they're going to want to take a nibble.
they're going to want to take a nibble
And I can't blame them. I'm in their
And I can't blame them I'm in their
habitat. I'm in their world. I'm walking
habitat I'm in their world I'm walking
into their house, so if they want to take
into their house so if they want to take
a little nibble out of my foot, I can't
a little nibble out of my foot I can't
say anything.
say anything
If somebody [__] came into my house
If somebody __ came into my house
uninvited, and they looked like a jar of
uninvited and they looked like a jar of
peanut butter, I would take a spoon to
peanut butter I would take a spoon to
them and [__].
them and __
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I do not know why people don't like
I do not know why people don't like
going to the beach when it's overcast,
going to the beach when it's overcast
because I think it's so much better. You
because I think it's so much better You
don't have to wear sunglasses because
don't have to wear sunglasses because
it's like the clouds
it's like the clouds
are protecting your eyes.
are protecting your eyes
So you don't need to wear sunglasses.
So you don't need to wear sunglasses
That's great. Recently, I've been not able
That's great Recently I've been not able
to stop eating strawberries. Like, I can't
to stop eating strawberries Like I can't
stop eating them.
stop eating them
I eat probably one carton a day.
I eat probably one carton a day
Sometimes two. I think they're in season
Sometimes two I think they're in season
or something because I
or something because I
Either that, or my taste buds are
Either that or my taste buds are
evolving, and now I just like
evolving and now I just like
have a special appreciation for
have a special appreciation for
strawberries. But they're so good right
strawberries But they're so good right
now.
now
Also, ever since my strawberry obsession
Also ever since my strawberry obsession
has started, I feel like my experience
has started I feel like my experience
every day pooping is just like 10 times
every day pooping is just like 10 times
better. I've been extremely regular.
better I've been extremely regular
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let me show you something sad
let me show you something sad
Why did I do that?
Why did I do that
Wait, I like it better.
Wait I like it better
Wait.
Wait
I just fixed my problem. My hair is very
I just fixed my problem My hair is very
Wait, I literally have a ball.
Wait I literally have a ball
My hair is so short. I mean, I kind of
My hair is so short I mean I kind of
fixed my problem, though, because my
fixed my problem though because my
problem was that my hair was so uneven
problem was that my hair was so uneven
in the back.
in the back
That I couldn't wear my hair down
That I couldn't wear my hair down
because it looked like there was a U-shape. It
because it looked like there was a U-shape It
was like a U-shape.
was like a U-shape
I bleached my hair a few months back.
I bleached my hair a few months back
Well, I actually was like platinum
Well I actually was like platinum
blonde for like eight months, and I kept
blonde for like eight months and I kept
bleaching my hair over and over and over
bleaching my hair over and over and over
again, and my hair is relatively fragile.
again and my hair is relatively fragile
So eventually, all hell broke loose, and
So eventually all hell broke loose and
my hair basically got fried off, and in
my hair basically got fried off and in
the back of my head, things got really
the back of my head things got really
[__] up because I lay down a lot.
__ up because I lay down a lot
You know, the hairs in the back broke and
You know the hairs in the back broke and
got really short, and so now all the
got really short and so now all the
hairs in the back of my head are really
hairs in the back of my head are really
short, as you can see,
short as you can see
and it makes things very awkward.
and it makes things very awkward
Should I just like cut bangs while I'm
Should I just like cut bangs while I'm
at it? Like,
at it Like
Oh [__], I think I'm making things worse.
Oh __ I think I'm making things worse
Okay, let's just stop. Let's stop. I kind
Okay let's just stop Let's stop I kind
of want to cut bangs. Stop. I've never cut
of want to cut bangs Stop I've never cut
my own hair before. I feel like it kind
my own hair before I feel like it kind
of went okay.
of went okay
If I keep doing touch-ups, I'm going to
If I keep doing touch-ups I'm going to
end up with no hair left.
end up with no hair left
Okay, now we're doing bad things. Now we
Okay now we're doing bad things Now we
need to stop.
need to stop
No more of this.
No more of this
No more of this.
No more of this
Why? Why can I not stop? Okay, I need to
Why Why can I not stop Okay I need to
stop. I actually need to stop. This is
stop I actually need to stop This is
getting bad. This is like out of control.
getting bad This is like out of control
Now my hair is so short.
Now my hair is so short
Wait, I kind of like it though. Can it
Wait I kind of like it though Can it
even fit in a ponytail?
even fit in a ponytail
No.
No
Okay, okay, so I just like cut bangs right
Okay okay so I just like cut bangs right
now.
now
Stop. Don't. Wait, what if I just did a
Stop Don't Wait what if I just did a
little bit? Okay, but what if I did bangs
little bit Okay but what if I did bangs
not like all the way, but like what if I
not like all the way but like what if I
just did a little? What's the worst that
just did a little What's the worst that
could happen? It grows back. My hair is
could happen It grows back My hair is
already [__] up.
already __ up
No, that's ugly. Okay.
No that's ugly Okay
Okay.
Okay
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Okay, I actually need to [__] stop.
Okay I actually need to __ stop
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