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[Junior] For as
as
X
long as
as
X
can be remembered, storks delivered babies...
[Junior] For as long as can be remembered, storks delivered babies...
Junior
For
as
long
as
can
be
remembered
storks
delivered
babies
from
from
X
their perch on
on
X
Stork Mountain.
from their perch on Stork Mountain.
from
their
perch
on
Stork
Mountain
It was an honor and a privilege to
to
X
serve.
It was an honor and a privilege to serve.
It
was
an
honor
and
a
privilege
to
serve
It was our duty, our core belief, It was our duty, our core belief,
It
was
our
duty
our
core
belief
the driving force of
of
X
our very lifeblood.
the driving force of our very lifeblood.
the
driving
force
of
our
very
lifeblood
[cooing] [cooing]
cooing
Aw... Ow! Aw... Ow!
Aw
Ow
[Junior] It wasn't always easy. [Junior] It wasn't always easy.
Junior
It
wasn't
always
easy
Oh... Oh...
Oh
-[grunting] -[Junior] This was our challenge. -[grunting] -[Junior] This was our challenge.
grunting
Junior
This
was
our
challenge
This was our sacred duty. This was our sacred duty.
This
was
our
sacred
duty
No matter how tough, or impossible, No matter how tough, or impossible,
No
matter
how
tough
or
impossible
or brutal, or harsh, or inhumane, or savage, or brutal, or harsh, or inhumane, or savage,
or
brutal
or
harsh
or
inhumane
or
savage
we would triumph over
over
X
adversity.
we would triumph over adversity.
we
would
triumph
over
adversity
[muffled screaming] [muffled screaming]
muffled
screaming
Phew! Phew!
Phew
[giggles] [giggles]
giggles
[screams] [screams]
screams
Gotcha! [exhales] Gotcha! [exhales]
Gotcha
exhales
[gasps] Oh! [gasps] Oh!
gasps
Oh
-[cat meowing] -[male biker 1] Hey. -[cat meowing] -[male biker 1] Hey.
cat
meowing
male
biker
1
Hey
-[male biker 2] On your right. -[male biker 3] Left. -[male biker 2] On your right. -[male biker 3] Left.
male
biker
2
On
your
right
male
biker
3
Left
[girl] Bike lane. [girl] Bike lane.
girl
Bike
lane
[Junior] Thank goodness we don't do that anymore. [Junior] Thank goodness we don't do that anymore.
Junior
Thank
goodness
we
don't
do
that
anymore
There. Right there. There. Right there.
There
Right
there
The problem was, The problem was,
The
problem
was
we had the wrong cargo. we had the wrong cargo.
we
had
the
wrong
cargo
[both] Our new phones. [both] Our new phones.
both
Our
new
phones
[Junior] Luckily, now, storks deliver packages for
for
X
Cornerstore.com.
[Junior] Luckily, now, storks deliver packages for Cornerstore.com.
Junior
Luckily
now
storks
deliver
packages
for
Cornerstorecom
["Good day" playing] ["Good day" playing]
Good
day
playing
-My dude! -Oh, yeah. -My dude! -Oh, yeah.
My
dude
Oh
yeah
Yo, Kevron. Lookin' good, my man. Yo, Kevron. Lookin' good, my man.
Yo
Kevron
Lookin'
good
my
man
[Kevron, on speaker] Oh, I love this guy. [Kevron, on speaker] Oh, I love this guy.
Kevron
on
speaker
Oh
I
love
this
guy
[storks cheering] [storks cheering]
storks
cheering
Perfect landing. Chiggy-check. Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.
Perfect
landing
Chiggy-check
-You're the man. -[door beeps] -You're the man. -[door beeps]
You're
the
man
door
beeps
What? Millionth package? Not possible. What? Millionth package? Not possible.
What
Millionth
package
Not
possible
I thought I was only at
at
X
20.
I thought I was only at 20.
I
thought
I
was
only
at
20
Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate? Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?
Hey
Junior
are
you
gonna
celebrate
You know what? You're right. I should celebrate. You know what? You're right. I should celebrate.
You
know
what
You're
right
I
should
celebrate
What are you guys doing this weekend? Are you guys free? What are you guys doing this weekend? Are you guys free?
What
are
you
guys
doing
this
weekend
Are
you
guys
free
The wife and I are celebrating another anniversary. The wife and I are celebrating another anniversary.
The
wife
and
I
are
celebrating
another
anniversary
Got my kid's game this weekend. Got my kid's game this weekend.
Got
my
kid's
game
this
weekend
Family reunion. The whole family's coming. Family reunion. The whole family's coming.
Family
reunion
The
whole
family's
coming
Oh. Just wanted to
to
X
confirm...
Oh. Just wanted to confirm...
Oh
Just
wanted
to
confirm
that you were all busy. I assumed you were all busy, and you are. that you were all busy. I assumed you were all busy, and you are.
that
you
were
all
busy
I
assumed
you
were
all
busy
and
you
are
So, if anything changes, let me know. I maybe could get out of
of
X
work.
So, if anything changes, let me know. I maybe could get out of work.
So
if
anything
changes
let
me
know
I
maybe
could
get
out
of
work
Probably can't, but
but
X
let me know if you can.
Probably can't, but let me know if you can.
Probably
can't
but
let
me
know
if
you
can
Great job out there, brah! Great job out there, brah!
Great
job
out
there
brah
[Junior] Thanks, Pigeon Toady. [Junior] Thanks, Pigeon Toady.
Junior
Thanks
Pigeon
Toady
-Check out my girlfriend. -[cell phone beeps] -Check out my girlfriend. -[cell phone beeps]
Check
out
my
girlfriend
cell
phone
beeps
-She's in
in
X
Canada. -[Junior] Yeah-huh.
-She's in Canada. -[Junior] Yeah-huh.
She's
in
Canada
Junior
Yeah-huh
She migrated. She migrated.
She
migrated
-She's not made up
up
X
. -Okay.
-She's not made up. -Okay.
She's
not
made
up
Okay
Look at
at
X
her! Look at
at
X
her!
Look at her! Look at her!
Look
at
her
Look
at
her
-She exists, brah! -That's great. -She exists, brah! -That's great.
She
exists
brah
That's
great
Hey, did you guys hear about
about
X
Roger?
Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?
Hey
did
you
guys
hear
about
Roger
-Ah! -[all gasp] -Ah! -[all gasp]
Ah
all
gasp
Oh, my goodness. Are you okay? Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?
Oh
my
goodness
Are
you
okay
What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay. What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.
What
Hey
brah
I
say
What
Okay
I tell you about
about
X
my girlfriend?
I tell you about my girlfriend?
I
tell
you
about
my
girlfriend
Hey, boss wants to
to
X
see you.
Hey, boss wants to see you.
Hey
boss
wants
to
see
you
Uh... Uh...
Uh
Hunter wants to
to
X
see me?
Hunter wants to see me?
Hunter
wants
to
see
me
All right. Head in
in
X
the game, Junior.
All right. Head in the game, Junior.
All
right
Head
in
the
game
Junior
So, you're Hunter. What do you do around
around
X
here?
So, you're Hunter. What do you do around here?
So
you're
Hunter
What
do
you
do
around
here
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
No, I hate that. No, I hate that.
No
I
hate
that
[robotic] Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You. [robotic] Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.
robotic
Hunter
Nice
To
Meet
You
No, that's too robot. No, that's too robot.
No
that's
too
robot
Just say it normal. Just say it normal. Here we go. Just say it normal. Just say it normal. Here we go.
Just
say
it
normal
Just
say
it
normal
Here
we
go
Nice to
to
X
meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice
to
meet
you
-What is wrong with
with
X
me? -[elevator dings]
-What is wrong with me? -[elevator dings]
What
is
wrong
with
me
elevator
dings
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[Hunter] Junior. [Hunter] Junior.
Hunter
Junior
Hunter. Hunter.
Hunter
[Junior groaning] [Junior groaning]
Junior
groaning
[squeaking] [squeaking]
squeaking
[squeaking] [squeaking]
squeaking
You know why I built my office entirely out of glass, You know why I built my office entirely out of glass,
You
know
why
I
built
my
office
entirely
out
of
glass
even though birds can't see glass? even though birds can't see glass?
even
though
birds
can't
see
glass
I do not. I do not.
I
do
not
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
-Power move. -[groaning] -Power move. -[groaning]
Power
move
groaning
Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks by
by
X
getting out of
of
X
babies
Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of babies
Eighteen
years
ago
I
saved
all
storks
by
getting
out
of
babies
and into
into
X
package delivery.
and into package delivery.
and
into
package
delivery
Now, this Monday at
at
X
Storkcon,
Now, this Monday at Storkcon,
Now
this
Monday
at
Storkcon
the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs. the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs.
the
board
will
announce
they're
kicking
me
upstairs
I'm going to
to
X
be named chairman.
I'm going to be named chairman.
I'm
going
to
be
named
chairman
Which means you are going to
to
X
be named
Which means you are going to be named
Which
means
you
are
going
to
be
named
boss. boss.
boss
[Junior] Boss! [Junior] Boss!
Junior
Boss
[fireworks] [fireworks]
fireworks
Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool. Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.
Cool
cool
cool
Very
cool
very
cool
Now, look upon
upon
X
your domain with
with
X
your eyes wide open.
Now, look upon your domain with your eyes wide open.
Now
look
upon
your
domain
with
your
eyes
wide
open
-[Junior groans softly] Yeah. -Wider. -[Junior groans softly] Yeah. -Wider.
Junior
groans
softly
Yeah
Wider
I love it. Feels good. I love it. Feels good.
I
love
it
Feels
good
How can you be boss if you can't look at
at
X
it?
How can you be boss if you can't look at it?
How
can
you
be
boss
if
you
can't
look
at
it
If I go blind, it was worth it. If I go blind, it was worth it.
If
I
go
blind
it
was
worth
it
You know the hardest thing about
about
X
being boss?
You know the hardest thing about being boss?
You
know
the
hardest
thing
about
being
boss
Staring at
at
X
the sun?
Staring at the sun?
Staring
at
the
sun
No, this is easy. No, this is easy.
No
this
is
easy
Whether to
to
X
be, like
like
X
, a friend boss or a distant, weird boss?
Whether to be, like, a friend boss or a distant, weird boss?
Whether
to
be
like
a
friend
boss
or
a
distant
weird
boss
Always be distant and weird. What's the matter with
with
X
you?
Always be distant and weird. What's the matter with you?
Always
be
distant
and
weird
What's
the
matter
with
you
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry
No, it's dealing with
with
X
that.
No, it's dealing with that.
No
it's
dealing
with
that
[Junior] The orphan Tulip? [Junior] The orphan Tulip?
Junior
The
orphan
Tulip
I don't understand. I don't understand.
I
don't
understand
Do you know why we stopped delivering babies? Do you know why we stopped delivering babies?
Do
you
know
why
we
stopped
delivering
babies
Because there are so many other ways of
of
X
getting babies?
Because there are so many other ways of getting babies?
Because
there
are
so
many
other
ways
of
getting
babies
Yes. But that's not the whole story. Yes. But that's not the whole story.
Yes
But
that's
not
the
whole
story
Eighteen years ago, when we still delivered human infants, Eighteen years ago, when we still delivered human infants,
Eighteen
years
ago
when
we
still
delivered
human
infants
a stork named Jasper went crazy and tried to keep a baby. a stork named Jasper went crazy and tried to keep a baby.
a
stork
named
Jasper
went
crazy
and
tried
to
keep
a
baby
-Tulip's beacon broke. -Oops. -Tulip's beacon broke. -Oops.
Tulip's
beacon
broke
Oops
Her address was destroyed, so we could no longer deliver her. Her address was destroyed, so we could no longer deliver her.
Her
address
was
destroyed
so
we
could
no
longer
deliver
her
My baby! My baby!
My
baby
It was then I realized that there was no future in
in
X
baby delivery.
It was then I realized that there was no future in baby delivery.
It
was
then
I
realized
that
there
was
no
future
in
baby
delivery
Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18, which means we can finally liberate her Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18, which means we can finally liberate her
Now
the
orphan
Tulip
has
just
turned
18
which
means
we
can
finally
liberate
her
and return her to
to
X
the human world.
and return her to the human world.
and
return
her
to
the
human
world
But she's no trouble. But she's no trouble.
But
she's
no
trouble
Oh, she isn't, is she? Oh, she isn't, is she?
Oh
she
isn't
is
she
Here's our profit chart. Here's our profit chart.
Here's
our
profit
chart
I love a good profit chart. I love a good profit chart.
I
love
a
good
profit
chart
-Me, too. -Yeah. -Me, too. -Yeah.
Me
too
Yeah
The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation, asleep, or out with
with
X
the flu.
The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation, asleep, or out with the flu.
The
peaks
are
when
Tulip
is
on
vacation
asleep
or
out
with
the
flu
The valleys are when she tries to
to
X
help.
The valleys are when she tries to help.
The
valleys
are
when
she
tries
to
help
Cool. I will liberate her. Consider her liberated. Cool. I will liberate her. Consider her liberated.
Cool
I
will
liberate
her
Consider
her
liberated
And if she doesn't want to
to
X
be liberated?
And if she doesn't want to be liberated?
And
if
she
doesn't
want
to
be
liberated
-Fire her. I'm talking about
about
X
firing her. -Really?
-Fire her. I'm talking about firing her. -Really?
Fire
her
I'm
talking
about
firing
her
Really
The only thing you need to
to
X
do to
to
X
be named boss on Monday
The only thing you need to do to be named boss on Monday
The
only
thing
you
need
to
do
to
be
named
boss
on
Monday
is liberate the orphan Tulip. is liberate the orphan Tulip.
is
liberate
the
orphan
Tulip
If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her. If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her.
If
I'm
not
being
clear
I
mean
fire
her
Yes, sir. I am on
on
X
it.
Yes, sir. I am on it.
Yes
sir
I
am
on
it
I have read between
between
X
the lines, and heard you overtly.
I have read between the lines, and heard you overtly.
I
have
read
between
the
lines
and
heard
you
overtly
[squeaking] Ow, ow, ow... [squeaking] Ow, ow, ow...
squeaking
Ow
ow
ow
Excuse me! Orphan Tulip? Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?
Excuse
me
Orphan
Tulip
Junior? Junior?
Junior
You're talkin' to
to
X
me?
You're talkin' to me?
You're
talkin'
to
me
[Junior] Yes, Orphan Tulip. [Junior] Yes, Orphan Tulip.
Junior
Yes
Orphan
Tulip
No, it's just that you never talk to
to
X
me.
No, it's just that you never talk to me.
No
it's
just
that
you
never
talk
to
me
Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip. Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip.
Well
yeah
that's
changing
starting
today
Orphan
Tulip
Oh, "Tulip" is just fine. "Orphan" hurts my heart. Oh, "Tulip" is just fine. "Orphan" hurts my heart.
Oh
Tulip
is
just
fine
Orphan
hurts
my
heart
I have so many questions to
to
X
ask you.
I have so many questions to ask you.
I
have
so
many
questions
to
ask
you
Why don't you come down
down
X
and we can talk all day?
Why don't you come down and we can talk all day?
Why
don't
you
come
down
and
we
can
talk
all
day
Okay. I will be down
down
X
.
Okay. I will be down.
Okay
I
will
be
down
As will my friends. As will my friends.
As
will
my
friends
We are going to
to
X
fly right down
down
X
.
We are going to fly right down.
We
are
going
to
fly
right
down
What? No, no. What? No, no.
What
No
no
That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken. That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.
That's
a
quail
an
emu
there's
a
chicken
-They cannot fly. -Yeah. Until now. -They cannot fly. -Yeah. Until now.
They
cannot
fly
Yeah
Until
now
She's helping us achieve our dreams. She's helping us achieve our dreams.
She's
helping
us
achieve
our
dreams
-That's right, Dougland. -You know it. -That's right, Dougland. -You know it.
That's
right
Dougland
You
know
it
It is still a personal victory if you use the bucket. It is still a personal victory if you use the bucket.
It
is
still
a
personal
victory
if
you
use
the
bucket
[bucket creaking] [bucket creaking]
bucket
creaking
-Okay, we'll all not use the bucket. -Wait, what? -Okay, we'll all not use the bucket. -Wait, what?
Okay
we'll
all
not
use
the
bucket
Wait
what
Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in
in
X
.
Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.
Ha-ha
Tulip
doesn't
fit
in
We're all the same, and she's a weirdo. We're all the same, and she's a weirdo.
We're
all
the
same
and
she's
a
weirdo
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's--
Whoa
whoa
whoa
that's
not
nice
She's-
She's had a hard life. She's had a hard life.
She's
had
a
hard
life
Okay. Okay.
Okay
This is gonna be great, guys! This is gonna be great, guys!
This
is
gonna
be
great
guys
Countdown. Countdown.
Countdown
Three, two, one! Three, two, one!
Three
two
one
[Tulip coughing] [Tulip coughing]
Tulip
coughing
[Tulip whoops] [Tulip whoops]
Tulip
whoops
-Oh. -[Tulip giggles] -Oh. -[Tulip giggles]
Oh
Tulip
giggles
It's working. We're flying. It's working. We're flying.
It's
working
We're
flying
Ho-ho! Whoa! Ho-ho! Whoa!
Ho-ho
Whoa
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah
yeah
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah
Enough of
of
X
this, I wanna go fast!
Enough of this, I wanna go fast!
Enough
of
this
I
wanna
go
fast
No! Dougland, wait! No, no, no! No! Dougland, wait! No, no, no!
No
Dougland
wait
No
no
no
This is the greatest day of
of
X
my life!
This is the greatest day of my life!
This
is
the
greatest
day
of
my
life
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
I'm flying! I'm flying!
I'm
flying
[crowing] [crowing]
crowing
This is my moment. This is my moment.
This
is
my
moment
-Dougland! No! [screams] -[Dougland] Get out of
of
X
my way!
-Dougland! No! [screams] -[Dougland] Get out of my way!
Dougland
No
screams
Dougland
Get
out
of
my
way
[screams] [screams]
screams
Bad Dougland! No! Bad Dougland! No!
Bad
Dougland
No
How could my dreams go so horribly wrong? How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?
How
could
my
dreams
go
so
horribly
wrong
[Junior panting] [Junior panting]
Junior
panting
I got ya. I got ya.
I
got
ya
Okay. Okay.
Okay
I'm fallin'. I'm fallin'.
I'm
fallin'
[all gasping, screaming] [all gasping, screaming]
all
gasping
screaming
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
-[Tulip grunting] -Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no! -[Tulip grunting] -Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!
Tulip
grunting
Oh
no
No
No
no
no
no
no
[screams] [screams]
screams
[panting] [panting]
panting
-Uh... -Oh, boy. -Uh... -Oh, boy.
Uh
Oh
boy
[Junior exclaiming] [Junior exclaiming]
Junior
exclaiming
Oh. Oh, that's not so bad. Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.
Oh
Oh
that's
not
so
bad
[thud] [thud]
thud
[Pigeon Toady] I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it! [Pigeon Toady] I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it!
Pigeon
Toady
I
got
it
I
got
it
I
got
it
I
got
it
I got it! I got it!
I
got
it
I'm sorry. Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh! I'm sorry. Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!
I'm
sorry
Oh
I'm
so
so
sorry
Oh
I don't fit in
in
X
anywhere, and all I want to
to
X
do is help!
I don't fit in anywhere, and all I want to do is help!
I
don't
fit
in
anywhere
and
all
I
want
to
do
is
help
[dramatic music playing] [dramatic music playing]
dramatic
music
playing
-[sobbing] -Oh, boy. -[sobbing] -Oh, boy.
sobbing
Oh
boy
Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for
for
X
you.
Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.
Uh
Tulip
okay
I
have
news
for
you
Before you finish, Before you finish,
Before
you
finish
for
for
X
you to
to
X
come to
to
X
wish me a happy birthday,
for you to come to wish me a happy birthday,
for
you
to
come
to
wish
me
a
happy
birthday
that's just the nicest, you know? It's like
like
X
a little rainbow.
that's just the nicest, you know? It's like a little rainbow.
that's
just
the
nicest
you
know
It's
like
a
little
rainbow
So, thank you. So, thank you.
So
thank
you
[sniffles] That's really nice. [sniffles] That's really nice.
sniffles
That's
really
nice
But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you. [laughs] But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you. [laughs]
But
oh
I'm
sorry
I
interrupted
you
laughs
-What were you gonna tell me? -Uh... -What were you gonna tell me? -Uh...
What
were
you
gonna
tell
me
Uh
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh
boy
I have wonderful news for
for
X
you.
I have wonderful news for you.
I
have
wonderful
news
for
you
You have been liberated. You have been liberated.
You
have
been
liberated
What does that mean? What does that mean?
What
does
that
mean
Well, it means that you are... Well, it means that you are...
Well
it
means
that
you
are
[softly] fired. [softly] fired.
softly
fired
-What? -[Junior] You're... -What? -[Junior] You're...
What
Junior
You're
[stuttering] fuh-fuh... [stuttering] fuh-fuh...
stuttering
fuh-fuh
-[grunting] Fuh... -Are you okay? -[grunting] Fuh... -Are you okay?
grunting
Fuh
Are
you
okay
[muffled grunts] F-f-f... [muffled grunts] F-f-f...
muffled
grunts
F-f-f
Excuse me. You're fi-i... Excuse me. You're fi-i...
Excuse
me
You're
fi-i
[stuttering] You're fi-i-i-antastic! [stuttering] You're fi-i-i-antastic!
stuttering
You're
fi-i-i-antastic
Really? Really?
Really
Because I just blew up
up
X
most of
of
X
the factory.
Because I just blew up most of the factory.
Because
I
just
blew
up
most
of
the
factory
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh
yeah
What a twist! Um... What a twist! Um...
What
a
twist
Um
Well, it means... Well, it means...
Well
it
means
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Ohh-h! Ohh-h!
Ohh-h
I'm putting you in charge of
of
X
your very own department.
I'm putting you in charge of your very own department.
I'm
putting
you
in
charge
of
your
very
own
department
You are the new head of
of
X
Letter Sorting!
You are the new head of Letter Sorting!
You
are
the
new
head
of
Letter
Sorting
[Tulip gasps] [Tulip gasps]
Tulip
gasps
I didn't even know we still got letters. I didn't even know we still got letters.
I
didn't
even
know
we
still
got
letters
We do! We do!
We
do
-And now, you're in
in
X
charge of
of
X
them. -Oh, yes! I will rock this!
-And now, you're in charge of them. -Oh, yes! I will rock this!
And
now
you're
in
charge
of
them
Oh
yes
I
will
rock
this
You will rock this! You will rock this!
You
will
rock
this
-Oh, yeah. Rock it hard. -Gonna rock it hard. -Oh, yeah. Rock it hard. -Gonna rock it hard.
Oh
yeah
Rock
it
hard
Gonna
rock
it
hard
And what's the number one rule? And what's the number one rule?
And
what's
the
number
one
rule
Always deliver. Always deliver.
Always
deliver
-Wrong. Never leave this room. -Oh. -Wrong. Never leave this room. -Oh.
Wrong
Never
leave
this
room
Oh
I always thought it was something more like
like
X
"Strength"!
I always thought it was something more like "Strength"!
I
always
thought
it
was
something
more
like
Strength
-"Determination"! -Nope. That's way off
off
X
.
-"Determination"! -Nope. That's way off.
Determination
Nope
That's
way
off
Number one rule: Never leave this room. Number one rule: Never leave this room.
Number
one
rule:
Never
leave
this
room
Okay, well, if that-- Okay, well, if that--
Okay
well
if
that-
Bored, bored, bored. Bored, bored, bored.
Bored
bored
bored
[whistling] [whistling]
whistling
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
So, how was your commute? So, how was your commute?
So
how
was
your
commute
Oh, I took the bucket. Oh, I took the bucket.
Oh
I
took
the
bucket
Me, too. Real backed up
up
X
.
Me, too. Real backed up.
Me
too
Real
backed
up
Oh, yeah. [scoffs] Oh, yeah. [scoffs]
Oh
yeah
scoffs
You hear about
about
X
Steve and Gloria?
You hear about Steve and Gloria?
You
hear
about
Steve
and
Gloria
What? What?
What
I hear they're an item. I hear they're an item.
I
hear
they're
an
item
-No! -Yeah. -No! -Yeah.
No
Yeah
Are you kidding me? [gasps] Are you kidding me? [gasps]
Are
you
kidding
me
gasps
[deep voice] Are you guys talking about
about
X
us?
[deep voice] Are you guys talking about us?
deep
voice
Are
you
guys
talking
about
us
[grumpy voice] You guys better not be talking about
about
X
us.
[grumpy voice] You guys better not be talking about us.
grumpy
voice
You
guys
better
not
be
talking
about
us
I told you that in
in
X
confidence.
I told you that in confidence.
I
told
you
that
in
confidence
[deep voice] You don't make her upset. She's my life. [deep voice] You don't make her upset. She's my life.
deep
voice
You
don't
make
her
upset
She's
my
life
Oh, no, I said it out loud. Oh, no, I said it out loud.
Oh
no
I
said
it
out
loud
[high-pitched voice] You're not supposed to
to
X
say anything!
[high-pitched voice] You're not supposed to say anything!
high-pitched
voice
You're
not
supposed
to
say
anything
Sorry, guys. Cat's out of
of
X
the bag.
Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag.
Sorry
guys
Cat's
out
of
the
bag
-Oh, no! -Meow! -Oh, no! -Meow!
Oh
no
Meow
[gasps] Are you gossiping? No gossip allowed. Go to
to
X
HR!
[gasps] Are you gossiping? No gossip allowed. Go to HR!
gasps
Are
you
gossiping
No
gossip
allowed
Go
to
HR
I've called you both in because I hear you've been having problems. I've called you both in because I hear you've been having problems.
I've
called
you
both
in
because
I
hear
you've
been
having
problems
-And it's important we have-- -She's the one who started it. -And it's important we have-- -She's the one who started it.
And
it's
important
we
have-
She's
the
one
who
started
it
-How dare you! -How dare you! -How dare you! -How dare you!
How
dare
you
How
dare
you
-How dare both of
of
X
you! You're fired! -You can't fire me.
-How dare both of you! You're fired! -You can't fire me.
How
dare
both
of
you
You're
fired
You
can't
fire
me
-I just did. -Wait. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that. -I just did. -Wait. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that.
I
just
did
Wait
I'm
so
sorry
I
didn't
mean
that
-Guys, Group hug. -Group hug. -Guys, Group hug. -Group hug.
Guys
Group
hug
Group
hug
Aw. Aw.
Aw
I'm hugging myself. Okay. I'm hugging myself. Okay.
I'm
hugging
myself
Okay
[grunts] Somebody write me a letter. [grunts] Somebody write me a letter.
grunts
Somebody
write
me
a
letter
[dramatic music playing] [dramatic music playing]
dramatic
music
playing
Come in, Ninja Commander. Come in, Ninja Commander.
Come
in
Ninja
Commander
This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over
over
X
.
This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.
This
is
Cowboy
Astronaut
Agent
Nate
over
Ninja Team Commander, are you in position? Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?
Ninja
Team
Commander
are
you
in
position
I'm about
about
X
to
to
X
launch the assault.
I'm about to launch the assault.
I'm
about
to
launch
the
assault
[Henry, on
on
X
walkie-talkie] We can absolutely do that.
[Henry, on walkie-talkie] We can absolutely do that.
Henry
on
walkie-talkie
We
can
absolutely
do
that
That's not gonna be a problem. That's not gonna be a problem.
That's
not
gonna
be
a
problem
Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze! Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!
Ha-ha
Dr
LeFreeze
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to
to
X
1, but
but
X
you weren't counting on one thing,
You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to 1, but you weren't counting on one thing,
You
may
have
me
outnumbered
7000
to
1
but
you
weren't
counting
on
one
thing
I'm not alone. I'm not alone.
I'm
not
alone
Ninja Force, attack! Ninja Force, attack!
Ninja
Force
attack
Ninja Force? Ninja Force?
Ninja
Force
[radio static] [radio static]
radio
static
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
Ow! Ah! Ow! Ah!
Ow
Ah
Oh, ow! No! Oh! Oh, ow! No! Oh!
Oh
ow
No
Oh
This is the end. This is the end.
This
is
the
end
[weakly] Ninja Force, tell my wife I loved her. [weakly] Ninja Force, tell my wife I loved her.
weakly
Ninja
Force
tell
my
wife
I
loved
her
[groans, gasps] [groans, gasps]
groans
gasps
[machine whirring] [machine whirring]
machine
whirring
Gardner Real Estate. Henry... Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
Gardner
Real
Estate
Henry
-And Sarah... -[both] ...Gardner! -And Sarah... -[both] ...Gardner!
And
Sarah
both
Gardner
[both] A house is not a home without
without
X
a Gardner.
[both] A house is not a home without a Gardner.
both
A
house
is
not
a
home
without
a
Gardner
[both laugh] [both laugh]
both
laugh
Ninja Commander, where were you? Ninja Commander, where were you?
Ninja
Commander
where
were
you
-Uh, can you hold one second? -Can you just... -Uh, can you hold one second? -Can you just...
Uh
can
you
hold
one
second
Can
you
just
You promised me that we were taking down
down
X
Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.
You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.
You
promised
me
that
we
were
taking
down
Dr
LeFreeze
this
afternoon
You didn't show up
up
X
,
You didn't show up,
You
didn't
show
up
and now he controls most of
of
X
Western Europe.
and now he controls most of Western Europe.
and
now
he
controls
most
of
Western
Europe
Ethnic tension is on the rise. Ethnic tension is on the rise.
Ethnic
tension
is
on
the
rise
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
-We're totally done after
after
X
this call, okay? -Really?
-We're totally done after this call, okay? -Really?
We're
totally
done
after
this
call
okay
Really
-Five more minutes. -[Sarah] And then we'll stop. -Five more minutes. -[Sarah] And then we'll stop.
Five
more
minutes
Sarah
And
then
we'll
stop
[both] We promise. [both] We promise.
both
We
promise
[Henry] We never stop. That's the Gardner promise. [Henry] We never stop. That's the Gardner promise.
Henry
We
never
stop
That's
the
Gardner
promise
Not even for
for
X
five minutes.
Not even for five minutes.
Not
even
for
five
minutes
-Oh, look. There's one of
of
X
our bench ads. -And you know what it says?
-Oh, look. There's one of our bench ads. -And you know what it says?
Oh
look
There's
one
of
our
bench
ads
And
you
know
what
it
says
[both] "We never stop." [both] "We never stop."
both
We
never
stop
[both] We never stop. We never stop. [both] We never stop. We never stop.
both
We
never
stop
We
never
stop
[Henry] There's a stop sign. We're stopping. [Henry] There's a stop sign. We're stopping.
Henry
There's
a
stop
sign
We're
stopping
We do stop for
for
X
that.
We do stop for that.
We
do
stop
for
that
I love you, brother. I love you, brother.
I
love
you
brother
It's like
like
X
we're best friends that live together!
It's like we're best friends that live together!
It's
like
we're
best
friends
that
live
together
[Henry, over
over
X
phone] And we yield.
[Henry, over phone] And we yield.
Henry
over
phone
And
we
yield
And the yield you're gonna get on this house, Kyle... And the yield you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...
And
the
yield
you're
gonna
get
on
this
house
Kyle
And that's what we were saying, like
like
X
you've gotta be up
up
X
...
And that's what we were saying, like you've gotta be up...
And
that's
what
we
were
saying
like
you've
gotta
be
up
Mom, Dad, I've decided I want a baby brother. Mom, Dad, I've decided I want a baby brother.
Mom
Dad
I've
decided
I
want
a
baby
brother
[brakes squeal] [brakes squeal]
brakes
squeal
-Oh, honey, can you... -Can you hold one second? -Oh, honey, can you... -Can you hold one second?
Oh
honey
can
you
Can
you
hold
one
second
-Oh... -Um... -Oh... -Um...
Oh
Um
I think we're fine as
as
X
a family of
of
X
three.
I think we're fine as a family of three.
I
think
we're
fine
as
a
family
of
three
Why can't I have one? Why can't I have one?
Why
can't
I
have
one
Let's make this easy. Where do you get one? Let's make this easy. Where do you get one?
Let's
make
this
easy
Where
do
you
get
one
[both laughing] [both laughing]
both
laughing
Why are you laughing and not answering me? Why are you laughing and not answering me?
Why
are
you
laughing
and
not
answering
me
-Where did you get me? -[both cackling] -Where did you get me? -[both cackling]
Where
did
you
get
me
both
cackling
-[Sarah] Oh, boy! -What is the joke? -[Sarah] Oh, boy! -What is the joke?
Sarah
Oh
boy
What
is
the
joke
[Henry] Is there a different subject? [Henry] Is there a different subject?
Henry
Is
there
a
different
subject
Okay, so there's a super weird vibe in
in
X
this car right now.
Okay, so there's a super weird vibe in this car right now.
Okay
so
there's
a
super
weird
vibe
in
this
car
right
now
Oh, honey, this is very sweet. Oh, honey, this is very sweet.
Oh
honey
this
is
very
sweet
But we have you. But we have you.
But
we
have
you
And that's all we need. And that's all we need.
And
that's
all
we
need
That's right. That's right.
That's
right
[Sarah, over
over
X
phone] No, no, no, don't feel bad.
[Sarah, over phone] No, no, no, don't feel bad.
Sarah
over
phone
No
no
no
don't
feel
bad
You can call us anytime. You can call us anytime.
You
can
call
us
anytime
[Henry] Call us morning, noon, or night. [Henry] Call us morning, noon, or night.
Henry
Call
us
morning
noon
or
night
[Sarah] Weekends, holidays. [Sarah] Weekends, holidays.
Sarah
Weekends
holidays
No, we will pick up
up
X
the phone on Christmas.
No, we will pick up the phone on Christmas.
No
we
will
pick
up
the
phone
on
Christmas
[Henry] Oh, I don't... Will we? [Henry] Oh, I don't... Will we?
Henry
Oh
I
don't
Will
we
[Sarah] Yeah, you can call us on
on
X
Christmas.
[Sarah] Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.
Sarah
Yeah
you
can
call
us
on
Christmas
[Nate] "Dear Stork Delivery Service, [Nate] "Dear Stork Delivery Service,
Nate
Dear
Stork
Delivery
Service
our adult names are Henry and Sarah. our adult names are Henry and Sarah.
our
adult
names
are
Henry
and
Sarah
We are adult parents of
of
X
an absolutely perfect son named Nate.
We are adult parents of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.
We
are
adult
parents
of
an
absolutely
perfect
son
named
Nate
He really deserves a baby brother. He really deserves a baby brother.
He
really
deserves
a
baby
brother
As adults, it is our adult belief As adults, it is our adult belief
As
adults
it
is
our
adult
belief
that it would be irresponsible if this baby did not have ninja skills. that it would be irresponsible if this baby did not have ninja skills.
that
it
would
be
irresponsible
if
this
baby
did
not
have
ninja
skills
Sincerely, adult parents, Henry and Sarah Gardner, adults. Sincerely, adult parents, Henry and Sarah Gardner, adults.
Sincerely
adult
parents
Henry
and
Sarah
Gardner
adults
Not Nate. Not Nate.
Not
Nate
P.S.: He has to
to
X
have ninja skills!"
P.S.: He has to have ninja skills!"
PS:
He
has
to
have
ninja
skills
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Hi-ya
[gasps, grunts] [gasps, grunts]
gasps
grunts
Nailed it. Nailed it.
Nailed
it
["Kiss the Sky" playing] ["Kiss the Sky" playing]
Kiss
the
Sky
playing
♪ I'm looking good Don't wanna blink ♪ ♪ I'm looking good Don't wanna blink ♪
I'm
looking
good
Don't
wanna
blink
♪ Mirror tells me I'm a king ♪ ♪ Mirror tells me I'm a king ♪
Mirror
tells
me
I'm
a
king
♪ I'm thinking why not Baby, why not? ♪ ♪ I'm thinking why not Baby, why not? ♪
I'm
thinking
why
not
Baby
why
not
♪ 'Cause I believe we can fly now ♪ ♪ 'Cause I believe we can fly now ♪
'Cause
I
believe
we
can
fly
now
♪ Spread your wings and kiss the sky ♪ ♪ Spread your wings and kiss the sky ♪
Spread
your
wings
and
kiss
the
sky
♪ So we can kiss the sky ♪ ♪ So we can kiss the sky ♪
So
we
can
kiss
the
sky
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
♪ 'Cause I believe we can fly now ♪ ♪ 'Cause I believe we can fly now ♪
'Cause
I
believe
we
can
fly
now
♪ Spread your wings and kiss the sky ♪ ♪ Spread your wings and kiss the sky ♪
Spread
your
wings
and
kiss
the
sky
♪ Yeah, I believe we can fly now ♪ ♪ Yeah, I believe we can fly now ♪
Yeah
I
believe
we
can
fly
now
[groans] [groans]
groans
♪ Spread your wings, we're miles high ♪ ♪ Spread your wings, we're miles high ♪
Spread
your
wings
we're
miles
high
♪ So we can kiss the sky... ♪ ♪ So we can kiss the sky... ♪
So
we
can
kiss
the
sky
♪ Happy birthday, Tulip Happy birthday to
to
X
you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, Tulip Happy birthday to you! ♪
Happy
birthday
Tulip
Happy
birthday
to
you
Whoo! [laughs] Guys, thank you so much. Oh, my gosh. Whoo! [laughs] Guys, thank you so much. Oh, my gosh.
Whoo
laughs
Guys
thank
you
so
much
Oh
my
gosh
[deep voice] Don't you think Junior put you down
down
X
here to
to
X
get you out of
of
X
the way?
[deep voice] Don't you think Junior put you down here to get you out of the way?
deep
voice
Don't
you
think
Junior
put
you
down
here
to
get
you
out
of
the
way
[normal voice] Cheryl, that's not fair. Why would you say that? [normal voice] Cheryl, that's not fair. Why would you say that?
normal
voice
Cheryl
that's
not
fair
Why
would
you
say
that
[deep voice] What? I can't help it. I'm your outspoken friend. [deep voice] What? I can't help it. I'm your outspoken friend.
deep
voice
What
I
can't
help
it
I'm
your
outspoken
friend
[normal voice] I've never done this before
before
X
,
[normal voice] I've never done this before,
normal
voice
I've
never
done
this
before
but
but
X
I'm gonna have to
to
X
ask you to
to
X
leave.
but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
but
I'm
gonna
have
to
ask
you
to
leave
Aha! A letter! Aha! A letter!
Aha
A
letter
"The H.I. Department." "The H.I. Department."
The
HI
Department
Don't know that one. Don't know that one.
Don't
know
that
one
He said the number one rule is "Don't leave." He said the number one rule is "Don't leave."
He
said
the
number
one
rule
is
Don't
leave
But if I don't deliver the letter, I won't be doing my job. But if I don't deliver the letter, I won't be doing my job.
But
if
I
don't
deliver
the
letter
I
won't
be
doing
my
job
[low-pitched voice] I'll cover for
for
X
you.
[low-pitched voice] I'll cover for you.
low-pitched
voice
I'll
cover
for
you
[normal voice] Okay, thanks. [normal voice] Okay, thanks.
normal
voice
Okay
thanks
[Junior] I have excellent news. [Junior] I have excellent news.
Junior
I
have
excellent
news
I have taken care of
of
X
the Tulip problem.
I have taken care of the Tulip problem.
I
have
taken
care
of
the
Tulip
problem
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Wonderful
Monday, it'll all be yours. Monday, it'll all be yours.
Monday
it'll
all
be
yours
-[chuckles] -[whimpers] -[chuckles] -[whimpers]
chuckles
whimpers
[squeaks] [squeaks]
squeaks
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
-Barring any monumental screw- up
up
X
. -[bird squeaks]
-Barring any monumental screw-up. -[bird squeaks]
Barring
any
monumental
screw-up
bird
squeaks
Do you know what we'll do when you're boss? Do you know what we'll do when you're boss?
Do
you
know
what
we'll
do
when
you're
boss
No. Tell me. No. Tell me.
No
Tell
me
[Hunter] We'll barbecue together. [Hunter] We'll barbecue together.
Hunter
We'll
barbecue
together
We'll point at
at
X
things together. We'll team-build together.
We'll point at things together. We'll team-build together.
We'll
point
at
things
together
We'll
team-build
together
We'll wear suits together. We'll wear suits together.
We'll
wear
suits
together
You'll never be alone, because Cornerstore is your family. You'll never be alone, because Cornerstore is your family.
You'll
never
be
alone
because
Cornerstore
is
your
family
[alarm beeping] [alarm beeping]
alarm
beeping
-What? -And I'll be like
like
X
your dad.
-What? -And I'll be like your dad.
What
And
I'll
be
like
your
dad
And you're like
like
X
my son.
And you're like my son.
And
you're
like
my
son
My son-ployee. My son-ployee.
My
son-ployee
And like
like
X
any family...
And like any family...
And
like
any
family
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
No
no
no
no
no
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No
no
no
no
no
no
How do you turn this thing off
off
X
?
How do you turn this thing off?
How
do
you
turn
this
thing
off
[Hunter] ...and racquetball and fishing... [Hunter] ...and racquetball and fishing...
Hunter
and
racquetball
and
fishing
Why are there so many screens? Why are there so many screens?
Why
are
there
so
many
screens
Turn off
off
X
, turn off
off
X
, turn off
off
X
!
Turn off, turn off, turn off!
Turn
off
turn
off
turn
off
You're about
about
X
to
to
X
get everything you ever wanted.
You're about to get everything you ever wanted.
You're
about
to
get
everything
you
ever
wanted
[both laughing] [both laughing]
both
laughing
[growls] [growls]
growls
Great convo, Hunter. Great convo, Hunter.
Great
convo
Hunter
[whimpering] [whimpering]
whimpering
I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid.
I'm
so
stupid
I should have just fired her. Why didn't I just fire her? I should have just fired her. Why didn't I just fire her?
I
should
have
just
fired
her
Why
didn't
I
just
fire
her
-[panting] Tulip! -Hey! -[panting] Tulip! -Hey!
panting
Tulip
Hey
Hey, what are you doing out of
of
X
the room? I told you not to leave the room.
Hey, what are you doing out of the room? I told you not to leave the room.
Hey
what
are
you
doing
out
of
the
room
I
told
you
not
to
leave
the
room
Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for
for
X
myself.
Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself.
Nah
it's
cool
I'm
covering
for
myself
What? Okay, we need to
to
X
get outta here.
What? Okay, we need to get outta here.
What
Okay
we
need
to
get
outta
here
Come on
on
X
. We have to
to
X
go now.
Come on. We have to go now.
Come
on
We
have
to
go
now
Junior, you asked me to
to
X
do a thing, and I will not fail you.
Junior, you asked me to do a thing, and I will not fail you.
Junior
you
asked
me
to
do
a
thing
and
I
will
not
fail
you
Always deliver. Always deliver.
Always
deliver
Wait! No! Wait! No!
Wait
No
[female automated voice] Danger. Danger. Danger. [female automated voice] Danger. Danger. Danger.
female
automated
voice
Danger
Danger
Danger
[alarm beeping] [alarm beeping]
alarm
beeping
This is the baby factory! This is the baby factory!
This
is
the
baby
factory
This is the baby factory? This is the baby factory?
This
is
the
baby
factory
[shrieks] No, no, no. [shrieks] No, no, no.
shrieks
No
no
no
-[low-pitched voice] See ya. -Why did you do that? -[low-pitched voice] See ya. -Why did you do that?
low-pitched
voice
See
ya
Why
did
you
do
that
[low-pitched voice] Touchdown Tulip! [low-pitched voice] Touchdown Tulip!
low-pitched
voice
Touchdown
Tulip
Stop celebrating. Stop celebrating.
Stop
celebrating
I think it was supposed to
to
X
go over
over
X
there.
I think it was supposed to go over there.
I
think
it
was
supposed
to
go
over
there
Ohh-h... Ohh-h...
Ohh-h
You're right. That was wrong. You're right. That was wrong.
You're
right
That
was
wrong
-[thunderclap] -[gasps] -[thunderclap] -[gasps]
thunderclap
gasps
Oh, come on
on
X
.
Oh, come on.
Oh
come
on
Why didn't we destroy this place years ago? Why didn't we destroy this place years ago?
Why
didn't
we
destroy
this
place
years
ago
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe what I'm seeing. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Oh
my
gosh
I
can't
believe
what
I'm
seeing
Do you see all this? Do you see all this?
Do
you
see
all
this
Junior, this is amazing. Junior, this is amazing.
Junior
this
is
amazing
[straining] [straining]
straining
[machine whirring] [machine whirring]
machine
whirring
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Why put the button there? Uh... Why put the button there? Uh...
Why
put
the
button
there
Uh
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
[groans] [groans]
groans
Come on
on
X
.
Come on.
Come
on
[frustrated groan] [frustrated groan]
frustrated
groan
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Hi-ya
[yelling] [yelling]
yelling
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
Is it off
off
X
?
Is it off?
Is
it
off
Uh, I believe so. Uh, I believe so.
Uh
I
believe
so
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are
you
okay
Your wing looks a little mangled. Your wing looks a little mangled.
Your
wing
looks
a
little
mangled
My wing is fine. It's A-O-great. My wing is fine. It's A-O-great.
My
wing
is
fine
It's
A-O-great
Yeah, that seems bad. Yeah, that seems bad.
Yeah
that
seems
bad
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's
go
This place is dangerous. This place is dangerous.
This
place
is
dangerous
[machine clicks] [machine clicks]
machine
clicks
Huh. What is that? Huh. What is that?
Huh
What
is
that
[infant coos] [infant coos]
infant
coos
Cool beans. Cool beans.
Cool
beans
-[shrieks] What? -What? -[shrieks] What? -What?
shrieks
What
What
-What's happening? -Mom, Dad. -What's happening? -Mom, Dad.
What's
happening
Mom
Dad
The storks are bringing me a baby brother! The storks are bringing me a baby brother!
The
storks
are
bringing
me
a
baby
brother
[yawning] That sounds like
like
X
a nice dream, buddy.
[yawning] That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.
yawning
That
sounds
like
a
nice
dream
buddy
Let's go back to
to
X
sleep, honey.
Let's go back to sleep, honey.
Let's
go
back
to
sleep
honey
This is the best day of
of
X
my life!
This is the best day of my life!
This
is
the
best
day
of
my
life
This is the worst day of
of
X
my life!
This is the worst day of my life!
This
is
the
worst
day
of
my
life
Hunter's gonna kill me. Hunter's gonna kill me.
Hunter's
gonna
kill
me
-[Tulip] Why don't we just tell someone? -[Junior] Are you insane? -[Tulip] Why don't we just tell someone? -[Junior] Are you insane?
Tulip
Why
don't
we
just
tell
someone
Junior
Are
you
insane
If anyone finds out about
about
X
this, I am dead meat.
If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat.
If
anyone
finds
out
about
this
I
am
dead
meat
My hopes of
of
X
becoming boss destroyed.
My hopes of becoming boss destroyed.
My
hopes
of
becoming
boss
destroyed
[thud] [thud]
thud
[infant babbling] [infant babbling]
infant
babbling
[Junior] No, no, no. [Junior] No, no, no.
Junior
No
no
no
[groans] Come on
on
X
.
[groans] Come on.
groans
Come
on
What up
up
X
?
What up?
What
up
-Hey, Pigeon Toady. -Hey, there. -Hey, Pigeon Toady. -Hey, there.
Hey
Pigeon
Toady
Hey
there
Hey, cool metal thing, brah. Hey, cool metal thing, brah.
Hey
cool
metal
thing
brah
New kind of
of
X
package? What's in it?
New kind of package? What's in it?
New
kind
of
package
What's
in
it
-Candy canes. -Some gas. Uh... -Candy canes. -Some gas. Uh...
Candy
canes
Some
gas
Uh
Cool, brah. You catch the game last night? Cool, brah. You catch the game last night?
Cool
brah
You
catch
the
game
last
night
-Oh, yeah. Real great game. -Excellent playing. -Oh, yeah. Real great game. -Excellent playing.
Oh
yeah
Real
great
game
Excellent
playing
Yeah, too bad about
about
X
the last quarter.
Yeah, too bad about the last quarter.
Yeah
too
bad
about
the
last
quarter
-Yeah, that was too bad. -Real bummer. -Yeah, that was too bad. -Real bummer.
Yeah
that
was
too
bad
Real
bummer
And yet then, with
with
X
a little time left, we pulled it out...
And yet then, with a little time left, we pulled it out...
And
yet
then
with
a
little
time
left
we
pulled
it
out
-Totally. -Yeah. -Totally. -Yeah.
Totally
Yeah
...only to
to
X
lose it again in the last second.
...only to lose it again in the last second.
only
to
lose
it
again
in
the
last
second
-Such a disappointment. -It was a comedown. -Such a disappointment. -It was a comedown.
Such
a
disappointment
It
was
a
comedown
-Only to
to
X
get it back. -Best day of
of
X
my life!
-Only to get it back. -Best day of my life!
Only
to
get
it
back
Best
day
of
my
life
-Only to
to
X
lose it. -Worst day of
of
X
my life.
-Only to lose it. -Worst day of my life.
Only
to
lose
it
Worst
day
of
my
life
Only to
to
X
get it back.
Only to get it back.
Only
to
get
it
back
-A roller-coaster of
of
X
a game. -Only to
to
X
lose it again.
-A roller-coaster of a game. -Only to lose it again.
A
roller-coaster
of
a
game
Only
to
lose
it
again
What a game! Here we go. See you later. What a game! Here we go. See you later.
What
a
game
Here
we
go
See
you
later
[Tulip] Bye! [Tulip] Bye!
Tulip
Bye
Cool. No big deal. Cool. No big deal.
Cool
No
big
deal
Wait... Wait a second. Wait... Wait a second.
Wait
Wait
a
second
There was no game last night. There was no game last night.
There
was
no
game
last
night
What the-- What the--
What
the-
Come on
on
X
. Let's get to
to
X
my workshop.
Come on. Let's get to my workshop.
Come
on
Let's
get
to
my
workshop
We'll be safe there. We'll be safe there.
We'll
be
safe
there
[Junior grunting] [Junior grunting]
Junior
grunting
[sighing] [sighing]
sighing
All right, okay, all right, all right. All right, okay, all right, all right.
All
right
okay
all
right
all
right
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
It's
gonna
be
okay
It's
gonna
be
okay
We just need to
to
X
keep a low-pro here. Okay?
We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay?
We
just
need
to
keep
a
low-pro
here
Okay
If one person sees a stork with
with
X
a baby,
If one person sees a stork with a baby,
If
one
person
sees
a
stork
with
a
baby
my chances of
of
X
being named boss are ruined. So...
my chances of being named boss are ruined. So...
my
chances
of
being
named
boss
are
ruined
So
Whoa! What are you doing? Whoa! What are you doing?
Whoa
What
are
you
doing
-I wanna see the baby. -No, no, no. -I wanna see the baby. -No, no, no.
I
wanna
see
the
baby
No
no
no
We do not open that thing. We do not open that thing.
We
do
not
open
that
thing
Just a brief exposure to
to
X
baby cuteness can ruin your life.
Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life.
Just
a
brief
exposure
to
baby
cuteness
can
ruin
your
life
Remember Jasper? Remember Jasper?
Remember
Jasper
Hmm. I'm trying to
to
X
put my finger on
on
X
it. I can't think of
of
X
who...
Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it. I can't think of who...
Hmm
I'm
trying
to
put
my
finger
on
it
I
can't
think
of
who
You're being sarcastic because he changed the course of
of
X
your life.
You're being sarcastic because he changed the course of your life.
You're
being
sarcastic
because
he
changed
the
course
of
your
life
-That's right. -Yeah. -That's right. -Yeah.
That's
right
Yeah
-[beeping] -Huh. How about
about
X
this? [grunts]
-[beeping] -Huh. How about this? [grunts]
beeping
Huh
How
about
this
grunts
Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday. Today is Friday. Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday. Today is Friday.
Huh
All
right
Storkcon
is
on
Monday
Today
is
Friday
If I can just deliver this thing by
by
X
then, I can still be named boss.
If I can just deliver this thing by then, I can still be named boss.
If
I
can
just
deliver
this
thing
by
then
I
can
still
be
named
boss
Gardner family, here I come. Gardner family, here I come.
Gardner
family
here
I
come
-But your wing's broken. You can't-- -Make a plan. Stick to
to
X
the plan.
-But your wing's broken. You can't-- -Make a plan. Stick to the plan.
But
your
wing's
broken
You
can't-
Make
a
plan
Stick
to
the
plan
Always deliver! Always deliver!
Always
deliver
[yelling] [yelling]
yelling
[groaning] [groaning]
groaning
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
I'll never fly again. [sobs] I'll never fly again. [sobs]
I'll
never
fly
again
sobs
-What's that? -Hmm? What's what? -What's that? -Hmm? What's what?
What's
that
Hmm
What's
what
[Junior] That. Right there. [Junior] That. Right there.
Junior
That
Right
there
Uh... Oh, that? Uh... Oh, that?
Uh
Oh
that
That's nothing. That's nothing.
That's
nothing
-Looks like
like
X
an airplane. -Well, it kind of
of
X
is an airplane, I guess.
-Looks like an airplane. -Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess.
Looks
like
an
airplane
Well
it
kind
of
is
an
airplane
I
guess
Great. I'll use it. Great. I'll use it.
Great
I'll
use
it
Oh, well, it kind of
of
X
took me a long time to make,
Oh, well, it kind of took me a long time to make,
Oh
well
it
kind
of
took
me
a
long
time
to
make
like
like
X
, years and years--
like, years and years--
like
years
and
years-
[Junior] Great. All leading to
to
X
this moment.
[Junior] Great. All leading to this moment.
Junior
Great
All
leading
to
this
moment
I'm saving it for
for
X
something else.
I'm saving it for something else.
I'm
saving
it
for
something
else
-For what? -Hmm? -For what? -Hmm?
For
what
Hmm
What were you gonna use it for
for
X
?
What were you gonna use it for?
What
were
you
gonna
use
it
for
Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages for
for
X
Cornerstore.com. [chuckles]
Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages for Cornerstore.com. [chuckles]
Uh
it's
my
dream
to
deliver
packages
for
Cornerstorecom
chuckles
Oh, well, hey there, kid. Oh, well, hey there, kid.
Oh
well
hey
there
kid
Now's your chance. Now's your chance.
Now's
your
chance
-Uh, I don't know. -Yeah. -Uh, I don't know. -Yeah.
Uh
I
don't
know
Yeah
I don't even know if it flies. I don't even know if it flies.
I
don't
even
know
if
it
flies
Eh, uh... Eh, uh...
Eh
uh
[infant coos] [infant coos]
infant
coos
You know what? You know what?
You
know
what
Yeah, you can use it. Let's deliver this baby. Yeah, you can use it. Let's deliver this baby.
Yeah
you
can
use
it
Let's
deliver
this
baby
Are you sure though? Are you sure though?
Are
you
sure
though
-Uh-- -All right, let's do it. -Uh-- -All right, let's do it.
Uh-
All
right
let's
do
it
Okay, great. Let me show you how to
to
X
fly this.
Okay, great. Let me show you how to fly this.
Okay
great
Let
me
show
you
how
to
fly
this
Um, hello? I'm a bird. Um, hello? I'm a bird.
Um
hello
I'm
a
bird
I'm pretty sure I know how to
to
X
--
I'm pretty sure I know how to--
I'm
pretty
sure
I
know
how
to-
[Junior screaming] [Junior screaming]
Junior
screaming
I was wrong! I was immediately wrong! I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!
I
was
wrong
I
was
immediately
wrong
[screaming continues] [screaming continues]
screaming
continues
Of course, the autopilot button. That makes perfect sense. Of course, the autopilot button. That makes perfect sense.
Of
course
the
autopilot
button
That
makes
perfect
sense
I knew that. I was testing you. I knew that. I was testing you.
I
knew
that
I
was
testing
you
[Tulip] Oh, you were testing me on
on
X
a thing that I made.
[Tulip] Oh, you were testing me on a thing that I made.
Tulip
Oh
you
were
testing
me
on
a
thing
that
I
made
-[Junior] That's correct. -[Tulip] Is your seat wet? -[Junior] That's correct. -[Tulip] Is your seat wet?
Junior
That's
correct
Tulip
Is
your
seat
wet
[Junior] Yep. That's my urine. I peed in the seat when we were falling. [Junior] Yep. That's my urine. I peed in the seat when we were falling.
Junior
Yep
That's
my
urine
I
peed
in
the
seat
when
we
were
falling
Whoo. What else do you want to
to
X
talk about
about
X
?
Whoo. What else do you want to talk about?
Whoo
What
else
do
you
want
to
talk
about
My baby. My baby.
My
baby
Now, I really think you're gonna love this one, Becky. Now, I really think you're gonna love this one, Becky.
Now
I
really
think
you're
gonna
love
this
one
Becky
I think we found you a good one. I think we found you a good one.
I
think
we
found
you
a
good
one
Yeah, when we saw this, Yeah, when we saw this,
Yeah
when
we
saw
this
we looked at
at
X
each other, and we were like
like
X
, "Wow."
we looked at each other, and we were like, "Wow."
we
looked
at
each
other
and
we
were
like
Wow
"This is theirs." Yeah. "This is theirs." Yeah.
This
is
theirs
Yeah
-And it's a fixer-upper... -Yeah. It is. -And it's a fixer-upper... -Yeah. It is.
And
it's
a
fixer-upper
Yeah
It
is
...which I know we weren't looking for
for
X
.
...which I know we weren't looking for.
which
I
know
we
weren't
looking
for
-But at
at
X
least it's not a fixer-downer. -[both laughing]
-But at least it's not a fixer-downer. -[both laughing]
But
at
least
it's
not
a
fixer-downer
both
laughing
-[Nate grunts] -[clattering] -[Nate grunts] -[clattering]
Nate
grunts
clattering
Oh, honey, can you just-- Oh, honey, can you just--
Oh
honey
can
you
just-
-Can you hold one second? -Yeah, can you? -Can you hold one second? -Yeah, can you?
Can
you
hold
one
second
Yeah
can
you
-You're up
up
X
. You're up
up
X
. -What? No, it's not my turn.
-You're up. You're up. -What? No, it's not my turn.
You're
up
You're
up
What
No
it's
not
my
turn
-You're up
up
X
now. You're up
up
X
. -[Henry] That can't be.
-You're up now. You're up. -[Henry] That can't be.
You're
up
now
You're
up
Henry
That
can't
be
-[sighs] -[Sarah] So you want a panic room? Okay. -[sighs] -[Sarah] So you want a panic room? Okay.
sighs
Sarah
So
you
want
a
panic
room
Okay
Uh... Uh...
Uh
Nate? Nate?
Nate
What? What?
What
Nate? Nate?
Nate
Hey there, buddy. Hey there, buddy.
Hey
there
buddy
Whatcha doin' here? Whatcha doin' here?
Whatcha
doin'
here
I'm preparing. I'm preparing.
I'm
preparing
Right, you're preparing. Right, you're preparing.
Right
you're
preparing
[chuckles] For what? [chuckles] For what?
chuckles
For
what
To get my baby brother from
from
X
the storks.
To get my baby brother from the storks.
To
get
my
baby
brother
from
the
storks
Right. Right.
Right
Hey, I love your school encourages imagination over
over
X
actual learning,
Hey, I love your school encourages imagination over actual learning,
Hey
I
love
your
school
encourages
imagination
over
actual
learning
- but
but
X
the storks don't deliver anymore. -I know.
-but the storks don't deliver anymore. -I know.
but
the
storks
don't
deliver
anymore
I
know
They haven't done that in
in
X
, like
like
X
, forever.
They haven't done that in, like, forever.
They
haven't
done
that
in
like
forever
Dad, you don't have to
to
X
help me at
at
X
all.
Dad, you don't have to help me at all.
Dad
you
don't
have
to
help
me
at
all
This is a guilt-free pass for
for
X
you to
to
X
go back inside
inside
X
and work.
This is a guilt-free pass for you to go back inside and work.
This
is
a
guilt-free
pass
for
you
to
go
back
inside
and
work
Just go. Just go.
Just
go
-Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go. -What? -Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go. -What?
Go
Shoo
shoo
Dad
Go
What
Okay, all right. Fine. Okay, all right. Fine.
Okay
all
right
Fine
You blink and I'll be in college. You blink and I'll be in college.
You
blink
and
I'll
be
in
college
What was that? What was that?
What
was
that
Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working. Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.
Hmm
No
I'm
just
walking
working
-I didn't say anything. You should just-- -Okay. -I didn't say anything. You should just-- -Okay.
I
didn't
say
anything
You
should
just-
Okay
Remember when I was a baby? It felt like
like
X
one minute ago?
Remember when I was a baby? It felt like one minute ago?
Remember
when
I
was
a
baby
It
felt
like
one
minute
ago
-What? -What? Hmm? -What? -What? Hmm?
What
What
Hmm
Fine. Fine.
Fine
Dad, you'll be my idol for
for
X
, like
like
X
, two more years.
Dad, you'll be my idol for, like, two more years.
Dad
you'll
be
my
idol
for
like
two
more
years
Okay, I heard that one. Okay, I heard that one.
Okay
I
heard
that
one
Okay. All right, look. Okay. All right, look.
Okay
All
right
look
Five minutes. That's all the time I have is five minutes, and then we stop. Five minutes. That's all the time I have is five minutes, and then we stop.
Five
minutes
That's
all
the
time
I
have
is
five
minutes
and
then
we
stop
Yeah, five minutes. Yeah, five minutes.
Yeah
five
minutes
Five minutes, and then... Five minutes, and then...
Five
minutes
and
then
We stop. We stop.
We
stop
[both] Five minutes, and then we stop. [both] Five minutes, and then we stop.
both
Five
minutes
and
then
we
stop
[Pigeon Toady] What? [Pigeon Toady] What?
Pigeon
Toady
What
Powder? Powder?
Powder
Baby powder. Baby powder.
Baby
powder
Homing pigeon powers activate. Homing pigeon powers activate.
Homing
pigeon
powers
activate
[bleeping] [bleeping]
bleeping
-Ah! -[wind whooshing] -Ah! -[wind whooshing]
Ah
wind
whooshing
[Tulip singing] [Tulip singing]
Tulip
singing
♪ Baby, what are we gonna call you Baby? ♪ ♪ Baby, what are we gonna call you Baby? ♪
Baby
what
are
we
gonna
call
you
Baby
[chuckles] This is crazy. We are delivering a baby. [chuckles] This is crazy. We are delivering a baby.
chuckles
This
is
crazy
We
are
delivering
a
baby
No, we are delivering a package. No, we are delivering a package.
No
we
are
delivering
a
package
Maybe we should name it instead of
of
X
calling it "the package."
Maybe we should name it instead of calling it "the package."
Maybe
we
should
name
it
instead
of
calling
it
the
package
We do not name the package, okay? We do not name the package, okay?
We
do
not
name
the
package
okay
It's very simple. It's very simple.
It's
very
simple
We make a plan. Stick to
to
X
the plan.
We make a plan. Stick to the plan.
We
make
a
plan
Stick
to
the
plan
Always deliver. Always deliver.
Always
deliver
And then we get back to Storkcon so the board can name me boss. And then we get back to Storkcon so the board can name me boss.
And
then
we
get
back
to
Storkcon
so
the
board
can
name
me
boss
Oh, it's so exciting. Oh, it's so exciting.
Oh
it's
so
exciting
What can we expect from
from
X
boss Junior?
What can we expect from boss Junior?
What
can
we
expect
from
boss
Junior
Oh, you know that's top secret. [laughs] Oh, you know that's top secret. [laughs]
Oh
you
know
that's
top
secret
laughs
-You can tell me. Come on. -It's gonna be big. -You can tell me. Come on. -It's gonna be big.
You
can
tell
me
Come
on
It's
gonna
be
big
Like what? Like, what, how big? Like, what are you gonna do? Like what? Like, what, how big? Like, what are you gonna do?
Like
what
Like
what
how
big
Like
what
are
you
gonna
do
-I prefer not to
to
X
talk about
about
X
it right now. -[both laughing]
-I prefer not to talk about it right now. -[both laughing]
I
prefer
not
to
talk
about
it
right
now
both
laughing
-Do you not know? -What? -Do you not know? -What?
Do
you
not
know
What
-Oh, my gosh. You don't know. -[Junior] I know. -Oh, my gosh. You don't know. -[Junior] I know.
Oh
my
gosh
You
don't
know
Junior
I
know
[gasps] If you don't know, then why do you wanna be boss? [gasps] If you don't know, then why do you wanna be boss?
gasps
If
you
don't
know
then
why
do
you
wanna
be
boss
-I know. -You don't. -I know. -You don't.
I
know
You
don't
Oh, man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable. Oh, man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.
Oh
man
you
laugh
when
you're
uncomfortable
[laughing nervously] No. [laughing nervously] No.
laughing
nervously
No
-Am I pushing your buttons? -Uh, no. -Am I pushing your buttons? -Uh, no.
Am
I
pushing
your
buttons
Uh
no
-Yes, I am. -Nah. No. -Yes, I am. -Nah. No.
Yes
I
am
Nah
No
-Beep, beep, boop, boop... -No, those aren't even where my buttons -Beep, beep, boop, boop... -No, those aren't even where my buttons
Beep
beep
boop
boop
No
those
aren't
even
where
my
buttons
would be if I had buttons. would be if I had buttons.
would
be
if
I
had
buttons
-Beep, beep, boop, boop... -So, nice try. -Beep, beep, boop, boop... -So, nice try.
Beep
beep
boop
boop
So
nice
try
[robotic] I am programming you to
to
X
tell me why you want to
to
X
be boss.
[robotic] I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss.
robotic
I
am
programming
you
to
tell
me
why
you
want
to
be
boss
[robotic] I love robots, so this is fun. [robotic] I love robots, so this is fun.
robotic
I
love
robots
so
this
is
fun
We're having a good time together. We're having a good time together.
We're
having
a
good
time
together
Why do you wanna be boss? Why do you wanna be boss? Why do you wanna be boss? Why do you wanna be boss?
Why
do
you
wanna
be
boss
Why
do
you
wanna
be
boss
-Back off
off
X
! -[screams]
-Back off! -[screams]
Back
off
screams
Oh, God! No! Oh, God! No!
Oh
God
No
-No, no, no. -[gasps] -No, no, no. -[gasps]
No
no
no
gasps
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Wow! Well, that was funny. Wow! Well, that was funny.
Wow
Well
that
was
funny
-You almost died. -[Tulip painting] -You almost died. -[Tulip painting]
You
almost
died
Tulip
painting
I guess the lesson we learned today is don't ask me why I want to be boss, right? I guess the lesson we learned today is don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?
I
guess
the
lesson
we
learned
today
is
don't
ask
me
why
I
want
to
be
boss
right
[chuckles] Okay, good talk. [chuckles] Okay, good talk.
chuckles
Okay
good
talk
-Good talk. -[infant crying] -Good talk. -[infant crying]
Good
talk
infant
crying
That didn't sound happy. That didn't sound happy.
That
didn't
sound
happy
Yeah, well, the package will be delivered soon enough. Yeah, well, the package will be delivered soon enough.
Yeah
well
the
package
will
be
delivered
soon
enough
-[banging] -Uh... -[banging] -Uh...
banging
Uh
I really think that we should check that out, you know. I really think that we should check that out, you know.
I
really
think
that
we
should
check
that
out
you
know
Ah, just relax. Ah, just relax.
Ah
just
relax
Okay. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Yeah, you're right.
Okay
Yeah
you're
right
[chuckles nervously] [chuckles nervously]
chuckles
nervously
Ah, you see, the package has cried itself gently to
to
X
sleep.
Ah, you see, the package has cried itself gently to sleep.
Ah
you
see
the
package
has
cried
itself
gently
to
sleep
[infant bawling] [infant bawling]
infant
bawling
["Keep On Loving You" playing] ["Keep On Loving You" playing]
Keep
On
Loving
You
playing
♪ I'm gonna keep on loving you ♪ ♪ I'm gonna keep on loving you ♪
I'm
gonna
keep
on
loving
you
♪ 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do... ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do... ♪
'Cause
it's
the
only
thing
I
wanna
do
I can't take it. I can't take it.
I
can't
take
it
Can't help body movements. Must open pod. Can't help body movements. Must open pod.
Can't
help
body
movements
Must
open
pod
-Wait. No. -The pod. Gotta open the pod! -Wait. No. -The pod. Gotta open the pod!
Wait
No
The
pod
Gotta
open
the
pod
[Junior] Oh, no. No, no, no. Come back. Come back. [Junior] Oh, no. No, no, no. Come back. Come back.
Junior
Oh
no
No
no
no
Come
back
Come
back
-[Tulip] Be there in
in
X
a jiff. -Pull yourself together.
-[Tulip] Be there in a jiff. -Pull yourself together.
Tulip
Be
there
in
a
jiff
Pull
yourself
together
-Fly this plane. -Gotta open the pod! -Fly this plane. -Gotta open the pod!
Fly
this
plane
Gotta
open
the
pod
[Junior] We're gonna die! [Junior] We're gonna die!
Junior
We're
gonna
die
[loud thud] [loud thud]
loud
thud
[metal clatters] [metal clatters]
metal
clatters
Well, at
at
X
least the baby's quiet.
Well, at least the baby's quiet.
Well
at
least
the
baby's
quiet
Are you out of
of
X
your mind?
Are you out of your mind?
Are
you
out
of
your
mind
A baby cries and you crash a plane? A baby cries and you crash a plane?
A
baby
cries
and
you
crash
a
plane
Hey, hey, hey. I was busy with
with
X
the pod.
Hey, hey, hey. I was busy with the pod.
Hey
hey
hey
I
was
busy
with
the
pod
Why didn't you turn on
on
X
the autopilot?
Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?
Why
didn't
you
turn
on
the
autopilot
Why didn't you turn on
on
X
the autopilot?
Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?
Why
didn't
you
turn
on
the
autopilot
I was panicking! Listen to
to
X
me, Tulip.
I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip.
I
was
panicking
Listen
to
me
Tulip
-You crashed a plane, did you hear me? -The baby is quiet. -You crashed a plane, did you hear me? -The baby is quiet.
You
crashed
a
plane
did
you
hear
me
The
baby
is
quiet
-You crashed a plane! -The baby is quiet. -You crashed a plane! -The baby is quiet.
You
crashed
a
plane
The
baby
is
quiet
-The baby is quiet? -The baby is quiet! -The baby is quiet? -The baby is quiet!
The
baby
is
quiet
The
baby
is
quiet
-Why didn't you say anything? -Oh, no. -Why didn't you say anything? -Oh, no.
Why
didn't
you
say
anything
Oh
no
Why is it quiet? Why is it quiet?
Why
is
it
quiet
Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod!
Open
the
pod
Open
the
pod
Open
the
pod
Open
the
pod
How do you open this thing? How do you open it? Come on
on
X
.
How do you open this thing? How do you open it? Come on.
How
do
you
open
this
thing
How
do
you
open
it
Come
on
[both] Aw. [both] Aw.
both
Aw
-[laughs] -[sighs] -[laughs] -[sighs]
laughs
sighs
Oh, my gosh. You know what I just realized? Oh, my gosh. You know what I just realized?
Oh
my
gosh
You
know
what
I
just
realized
This baby and I have the same birthday. This baby and I have the same birthday.
This
baby
and
I
have
the
same
birthday
Oh, yeah. I don't care. Oh, yeah. I don't care.
Oh
yeah
I
don't
care
You crashed the plane. I don't need you anymore. You crashed the plane. I don't need you anymore.
You
crashed
the
plane
I
don't
need
you
anymore
I'm going to
to
X
deliver the package myself. Goodbye.
I'm going to deliver the package myself. Goodbye.
I'm
going
to
deliver
the
package
myself
Goodbye
What? You're breaking up
up
X
the team?
What? You're breaking up the team?
What
You're
breaking
up
the
team
"Team"? What is wrong with
with
X
you?
"Team"? What is wrong with you?
Team
What
is
wrong
with
you
You and I are not a team. We are nothing. You and I are not a team. We are nothing.
You
and
I
are
not
a
team
We
are
nothing
There is no "we." There is no "we."
There
is
no
we
This is all your fault. This. This is all your fault. This.
This
is
all
your
fault
This
-[infant squeals] -This. This! -[infant squeals] -This. This!
infant
squeals
This
This
[creaking] [creaking]
creaking
[voice echoing] All of
of
X
this!
[voice echoing] All of this!
voice
echoing
All
of
this
A good day to
to
X
you, Orphan Tulip.
A good day to you, Orphan Tulip.
A
good
day
to
you
Orphan
Tulip
A good day. A good day.
A
good
day
Well, just so you know, I'll be fine. Well, just so you know, I'll be fine.
Well
just
so
you
know
I'll
be
fine
-[Junior grunting] -[Tulip sobbing] -[Junior grunting] -[Tulip sobbing]
Junior
grunting
Tulip
sobbing
I'm the most popular person in the entire Letter Sorting department. I'm the most popular person in the entire Letter Sorting department.
I'm
the
most
popular
person
in
the
entire
Letter
Sorting
department
-[Junior] I can't hear you. -I said that-- -[Junior] I can't hear you. -I said that--
Junior
I
can't
hear
you
I
said
that-
[Junior] Yeah, it just sounds like
like
X
"Blah, blah, blah,"
[Junior] Yeah, it just sounds like "Blah, blah, blah,"
Junior
Yeah
it
just
sounds
like
Blah
blah
blah
- but
but
X
mixed with
with
X
crying. -[Tulip] But that's not what I'm--
-but mixed with crying. -[Tulip] But that's not what I'm--
but
mixed
with
crying
Tulip
But
that's
not
what
I'm-
-Junior, come here. -[Junior] I can't hear what you're saying, -Junior, come here. -[Junior] I can't hear what you're saying,
Junior
come
here
Junior
I
can't
hear
what
you're
saying
but
but
X
I assume it's lame.
but I assume it's lame.
but
I
assume
it's
lame
I said I'm the most popular person-- I said I'm the most popular person--
I
said
I'm
the
most
popular
person-
[Junior] Lame. [Junior] Lame.
Junior
Lame
-[wind howling] -[Junior grunting] -[wind howling] -[Junior grunting]
wind
howling
Junior
grunting
Tulip's dumb. Tulip's dumb.
Tulip's
dumb
There's a reason she doesn't fit in
in
X
.
There's a reason she doesn't fit in.
There's
a
reason
she
doesn't
fit
in
If you're smart enough to
to
X
build a plane, then who wrecks one?
If you're smart enough to build a plane, then who wrecks one?
If
you're
smart
enough
to
build
a
plane
then
who
wrecks
one
I'm gonna deliver this package and be back at
at
X
Stork Mountain in no time.
I'm gonna deliver this package and be back at Stork Mountain in no time.
I'm
gonna
deliver
this
package
and
be
back
at
Stork
Mountain
in
no
time
-[growling] -[gasps] -[growling] -[gasps]
growling
gasps
[snarling] [snarling]
snarling
Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by
by
X
wolves.
Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves.
Oh
great
Now
I'm
surrounded
by
wolves
What are you gonna do, knock me unconscious? What are you gonna do, knock me unconscious?
What
are
you
gonna
do
knock
me
unconscious
[Junior] Perfect! [Junior] Perfect!
Junior
Perfect
[groans] [groans]
groans
Oh, seriously? Oh, seriously?
Oh
seriously
I'm not talking to
to
X
you. I'm mad at
at
X
you.
I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you.
I'm
not
talking
to
you
I'm
mad
at
you
[sarcastically] Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do? [sarcastically] Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do?
sarcastically
Oh
no
Really
What
am
I
gonna
do
We are done. This conversation is over
over
X
.
We are done. This conversation is over.
We
are
done
This
conversation
is
over
Last word, me! Last word, me!
Last
word
me
-Last word. -Me. -Last word. -Me.
Last
word
Me
-Last word. Last word. -Me. Me. Me. -Last word. Last word. -Me. Me. Me.
Last
word
Last
word
Me
Me
Me
-[both screaming] -[wolves snarling, howling] -[both screaming] -[wolves snarling, howling]
both
screaming
wolves
snarling
howling
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
-[giggles] -[roars] -[giggles] -[roars]
giggles
roars
Listen, I'm the alpha. I'm gonna eat this thing first. Listen, I'm the alpha. I'm gonna eat this thing first.
Listen
I'm
the
alpha
I'm
gonna
eat
this
thing
first
I'm gonna be the new alpha. I'm gonna be the new alpha.
I'm
gonna
be
the
new
alpha
No. There is no... There's no need for
for
X
a new alpha.
No. There is no... There's no need for a new alpha.
No
There
is
no
There's
no
need
for
a
new
alpha
I'm the alpha. I'm the alpha.
I'm
the
alpha
-You? -You're not even a beta. -You? -You're not even a beta.
You
You're
not
even
a
beta
-I'm the alpha! -No, you're not the alpha! -I'm the alpha! -No, you're not the alpha!
I'm
the
alpha
No
you're
not
the
alpha
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
[both] Aww! [both] Aww!
both
Aww
[stutters] What just happened? [stutters] What just happened?
stutters
What
just
happened
-What was that? -What did that thing just do? -What was that? -What did that thing just do?
What
was
that
What
did
that
thing
just
do
-I'm sorry. Where were we? -Oh, yeah. -I'm sorry. Where were we? -Oh, yeah.
I'm
sorry
Where
were
we
Oh
yeah
[growls, laughs] [growls, laughs]
growls
laughs
I'm gonna devour this thing. I'm gonna devour this thing.
I'm
gonna
devour
this
thing
I'm gonna bite her arm clean off
off
X
.
I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.
I'm
gonna
bite
her
arm
clean
off
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[giggling] [giggling]
giggling
You didn't bite her arm clean off
off
X
.
You didn't bite her arm clean off.
You
didn't
bite
her
arm
clean
off
This tastes like
like
X
flowers.
This tastes like flowers.
This
tastes
like
flowers
Okay, stand aside. Okay, stand aside.
Okay
stand
aside
[growling] [growling]
growling
Look at you. Look what you did. Look at you. Look what you did.
Look
at
you
Look
what
you
did
I did the same thing you did. I did the same thing you did.
I
did
the
same
thing
you
did
[giggling] [giggling]
giggling
-Are you in
in
X
love? -I am in
in
X
love.
-Are you in love? -I am in love.
Are
you
in
love
I
am
in
love
-Are you in
in
X
love? -I'm in
in
X
love, too.
-Are you in love? -I'm in love, too.
Are
you
in
love
I'm
in
love
too
I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.
I
agree
I
agree
I
agree
I
agree
Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
Hey
guys
This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody. This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.
This
tiny
thing
is
now
a
wolf
everybody
-[wolf 1] What did he say? -[wolf 2] What? What's happening? -[wolf 1] What did he say? -[wolf 2] What? What's happening?
wolf
1
What
did
he
say
wolf
2
What
What's
happening
-We're keeping it. -Back of
of
X
the pack, we're keeping it.
-We're keeping it. -Back of the pack, we're keeping it.
We're
keeping
it
Back
of
the
pack
we're
keeping
it
Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you.
Okay
thank
you
Aw, look at that. The delivery is now complete. Aw, look at that. The delivery is now complete.
Aw
look
at
that
The
delivery
is
now
complete
Now, I just need to
to
X
find a way out of
of
X
here.
Now, I just need to find a way out of here.
Now
I
just
need
to
find
a
way
out
of
here
Wait, you're not gonna deliver her to
to
X
her actual parents?
Wait, you're not gonna deliver her to her actual parents?
Wait
you're
not
gonna
deliver
her
to
her
actual
parents
Baby doesn't know the difference because babies are dumb. Baby doesn't know the difference because babies are dumb.
Baby
doesn't
know
the
difference
because
babies
are
dumb
-Oh, babies are not dumb. -They are super dumb. -Oh, babies are not dumb. -They are super dumb.
Oh
babies
are
not
dumb
They
are
super
dumb
Babies have a higher level of
of
X
intelligence than
than
X
we will ever understand.
Babies have a higher level of intelligence than we will ever understand.
Babies
have
a
higher
level
of
intelligence
than
we
will
ever
understand
You sound like
like
X
a baby that learned how to
to
X
talk.
You sound like a baby that learned how to talk.
You
sound
like
a
baby
that
learned
how
to
talk
I am a baby that learned how to
to
X
talk.
I am a baby that learned how to talk.
I
am
a
baby
that
learned
how
to
talk
Hey, I want to
to
X
teach it to
to
X
walk around
around
X
in
in
X
circles
Hey, I want to teach it to walk around in circles
Hey
I
want
to
teach
it
to
walk
around
in
circles
- before
before
X
it lays down
down
X
. -Yes. Yes. Yes.
-before it lays down. -Yes. Yes. Yes.
before
it
lays
down
Yes
Yes
Yes
That's my favorite thing to
to
X
teach.
That's my favorite thing to teach.
That's
my
favorite
thing
to
teach
Don't get too close, you're gonna scare it. Don't get too close, you're gonna scare it.
Don't
get
too
close
you're
gonna
scare
it
I'm not-- Ow! I'm not-- Ow!
I'm
not-
Ow
-[laughs] -[wolves] Aww! -[laughs] -[wolves] Aww!
laughs
wolves
Aww
-Huh. The baby, it's laughing. -Yeah. Good for
for
X
it.
-Huh. The baby, it's laughing. -Yeah. Good for it.
Huh
The
baby
it's
laughing
Yeah
Good
for
it
No. No.
No
Okay, I apologize for
for
X
what I'm about
about
X
to
to
X
do. [whistles]
Okay, I apologize for what I'm about to do. [whistles]
Okay
I
apologize
for
what
I'm
about
to
do
whistles
-Ow! -Sorry. -Ow! -Sorry.
Ow
Sorry
-[infant squeals] -[wolves] Aw! -[infant squeals] -[wolves] Aw!
infant
squeals
wolves
Aw
-Stop it. -Sorry. -Stop it. -Sorry.
Stop
it
Sorry
-[squealing] -[Tulip] Sorry. -[squealing] -[Tulip] Sorry.
squealing
Tulip
Sorry
-That's my face. -Sorry. -That's my face. -Sorry.
That's
my
face
Sorry
[infant squeals, exclaiming] [infant squeals, exclaiming]
infant
squeals
exclaiming
-Why did you stop? -Come on
on
X
.
-Why did you stop? -Come on.
Why
did
you
stop
Come
on
Okay, I get the plan. I can fake it. I can fake it. Okay, I get the plan. I can fake it. I can fake it.
Okay
I
get
the
plan
I
can
fake
it
I
can
fake
it
Okay, okay. Fake it. Okay, okay. Fake it.
Okay
okay
Fake
it
Ow! Ow!
Ow
[snarling] [snarling]
snarling
[Junior] Wait. Hold on a second, okay? Wait. [Junior] Wait. Hold on a second, okay? Wait.
Junior
Wait
Hold
on
a
second
okay
Wait
All right, I have an idea. All right, I have an idea.
All
right
I
have
an
idea
Imagine how much harder she could hit me if you cut us down
down
X
.
Imagine how much harder she could hit me if you cut us down.
Imagine
how
much
harder
she
could
hit
me
if
you
cut
us
down
Oh, yeah. I could really wail on
on
X
this guy.
Oh, yeah. I could really wail on this guy.
Oh
yeah
I
could
really
wail
on
this
guy
I mean, you don't have to
to
X
go that hard, but
but
X
...
I mean, you don't have to go that hard, but...
I
mean
you
don't
have
to
go
that
hard
but
-Oh, I think I do. -Well... -Oh, I think I do. -Well...
Oh
I
think
I
do
Well
Oh, I'm still mad at
at
X
you.
Oh, I'm still mad at you.
Oh
I'm
still
mad
at
you
Cut 'em down
down
X
!
Cut 'em down!
Cut
'em
down
-Grab a stick or something. -Wait, what? -Grab a stick or something. -Wait, what?
Grab
a
stick
or
something
Wait
what
[groaning] [groaning]
groaning
-[squealing] -Aw! -[squealing] -Aw!
squealing
Aw
Do you want more? Do you want more?
Do
you
want
more
[wolves] Yeah! [wolves] Yeah!
wolves
Yeah
Will this tiny twig be enough? Will this tiny twig be enough?
Will
this
tiny
twig
be
enough
-Yes! -[wolves] No. No. -Yes! -[wolves] No. No.
Yes
wolves
No
No
-Bigger! -Get the biggest twig you can find! -Bigger! -Get the biggest twig you can find!
Bigger
Get
the
biggest
twig
you
can
find
Sorry, Junior. Gotta give the people what they want. Sorry, Junior. Gotta give the people what they want.
Sorry
Junior
Gotta
give
the
people
what
they
want
-[grunts] -[wolf groans] -[grunts] -[wolf groans]
grunts
wolf
groans
[Tulip] Grab the baby. Let's go. [Tulip] Grab the baby. Let's go.
Tulip
Grab
the
baby
Let's
go
[alpha wolf] Wolf pack, chase! [alpha wolf] Wolf pack, chase!
alpha
wolf
Wolf
pack
chase
-Chase, chase, chase. -[infant squeals] -Chase, chase, chase. -[infant squeals]
Chase
chase
chase
infant
squeals
[Junior] Why wouldn't you stop hitting me? [Junior] Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?
Junior
Why
wouldn't
you
stop
hitting
me
[Tulip] I was distracting them. [Tulip] I was distracting them.
Tulip
I
was
distracting
them
[Junior] Okay, here we go. [Junior] Okay, here we go.
Junior
Okay
here
we
go
[both grunting] [both grunting]
both
grunting
Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge. Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge.
Oh
Oh
We
should
untie
the
bridge
Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing? Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?
Yeah
I
know
What
do
you
think
I'm
doing
[alpha wolf] Chase, chase, chase. [alpha wolf] Chase, chase, chase.
alpha
wolf
Chase
chase
chase
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Whoa
whoa
whoa
-[both laughing] -Suck it, wolves! -[both laughing] -Suck it, wolves!
both
laughing
Suck
it
wolves
Wolf pack! Form of
of
X
wolf bridge!
Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!
Wolf
pack
Form
of
wolf
bridge
Hut, hut, hut. Hut, hut, hut.
Hut
hut
hut
[howling] [howling]
howling
What is happening? What is happening?
What
is
happening
[Tulip] The wolves are forming a suspension bridge. [Tulip] The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.
Tulip
The
wolves
are
forming
a
suspension
bridge
-How is that possible? -I don't know. -How is that possible? -I don't know.
How
is
that
possible
I
don't
know
All right, let's go. All right, let's go.
All
right
let's
go
[all] A bridge. [all] A bridge.
all
A
bridge
[Junior] We're probably gonna die. [Junior] We're probably gonna die.
Junior
We're
probably
gonna
die
[all] Chase, chase, chase! [all] Chase, chase, chase!
all
Chase
chase
chase
-[infant squeals, laughing] -[gasps] -[infant squeals, laughing] -[gasps]
infant
squeals
laughing
gasps
[infant babbling] [infant babbling]
infant
babbling
[Tulip] Let's go. [Tulip] Let's go.
Tulip
Let's
go
-The door. -[Tulip] Leave it. -The door. -[Tulip] Leave it.
The
door
Tulip
Leave
it
[all] Almost gotcha, almost gotcha, almost gotcha! [all] Almost gotcha, almost gotcha, almost gotcha!
all
Almost
gotcha
almost
gotcha
almost
gotcha
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
Oh, my gosh. We can use that thing as
as
X
a thing.
Oh, my gosh. We can use that thing as a thing.
Oh
my
gosh
We
can
use
that
thing
as
a
thing
Right. To thing to
to
X
the thing.
Right. To thing to the thing.
Right
To
thing
to
the
thing
-Let's go. -[Tulip chittering] -Let's go. -[Tulip chittering]
Let's
go
Tulip
chittering
-You sound like
like
X
a monkey. -You sound like
like
X
a monkey!
-You sound like a monkey. -You sound like a monkey!
You
sound
like
a
monkey
You
sound
like
a
monkey
Wolf pack, form of
of
X
wolf boat!
Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!
Wolf
pack
form
of
wolf
boat
[all] Boat! [all] Boat!
all
Boat
-Are you kidding me? -That is so unpredictable. -Are you kidding me? -That is so unpredictable.
Are
you
kidding
me
That
is
so
unpredictable
Ha-ha. Ha-ha.
Ha-ha
[sputtering] [sputtering]
sputtering
[panting] [panting]
panting
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
[alpha wolf] Wolf pack, form of
of
X
submarine!
[alpha wolf] Wolf pack, form of submarine!
alpha
wolf
Wolf
pack
form
of
submarine
[all] Submarine. [all] Submarine.
all
Submarine
[imitates beeping] [imitates beeping]
imitates
beeping
[all inhaling] [all inhaling]
all
inhaling
I didn't know wolves could form a submarine. I didn't know wolves could form a submarine.
I
didn't
know
wolves
could
form
a
submarine
I've never seen that before
before
X
on
on
X
nature shows.
I've never seen that before on nature shows.
I've
never
seen
that
before
on
nature
shows
Okay, quick, get to
to
X
the plane.
Okay, quick, get to the plane.
Okay
quick
get
to
the
plane
[Junior] What? I thought it was broken. [Junior] What? I thought it was broken.
Junior
What
I
thought
it
was
broken
No, I fixed it with
with
X
some spare parts.
No, I fixed it with some spare parts.
No
I
fixed
it
with
some
spare
parts
We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.
We're
gonna
get
ya
We're
gonna
get
ya
[screams] [screams]
screams
All right, let's go. All right, let's go.
All
right
let's
go
[Tulip] Junior! [Tulip] Junior!
Tulip
Junior
[controls beeping] [controls beeping]
controls
beeping
[scoffs] Obviously, I'm not gonna push it. [scoffs] Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.
scoffs
Obviously
I'm
not
gonna
push
it
Wait. Wait.
Wait
Oh, I could push it so easily. Oh, I could push it so easily.
Oh
I
could
push
it
so
easily
It would take such a little amount of
of
X
force.
It would take such a little amount of force.
It
would
take
such
a
little
amount
of
force
[gurgles] [gurgles]
gurgles
Don't look at me like
like
X
that.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't
look
at
me
like
that
[infant gurgles] [infant gurgles]
infant
gurgles
If you don't give us Tiny Thing, we're gonna eat you. If you don't give us Tiny Thing, we're gonna eat you.
If
you
don't
give
us
Tiny
Thing
we're
gonna
eat
you
We're gonna eat you anyway. We're gonna eat you anyway.
We're
gonna
eat
you
anyway
You don't say it. You don't say it.
You
don't
say
it
You make the deal and then you eat them anyway. You make the deal and then you eat them anyway.
You
make
the
deal
and
then
you
eat
them
anyway
Gotcha. Gotcha.
Gotcha
We're not going to
to
X
eat you.
We're not going to eat you.
We're
not
going
to
eat
you
Well, now it's too late. Well, now it's too late.
Well
now
it's
too
late
Oh, no. No. [grunts] Oh, no. No. [grunts]
Oh
no
No
grunts
-[gasps] Junior. -Let's go. -[gasps] Junior. -Let's go.
gasps
Junior
Let's
go
[screams] [screams]
screams
All right, let's fly. All right, let's fly.
All
right
let's
fly
It doesn't fly. It doesn't fly.
It
doesn't
fly
-What? -It falls. -What? -It falls.
What
It
falls
[Junior] Why did I save
save
X
you?
[Junior] Why did I save you?
Junior
Why
did
I
save
you
-[Tulip] Whee! -[both screaming] -[Tulip] Whee! -[both screaming]
Tulip
Whee
both
screaming
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
Wolf pack! Form of
of
X
wolf plane!
Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!
Wolf
pack
Form
of
wolf
plane
-[howling] -[water splashing] -[howling] -[water splashing]
howling
water
splashing
-Come on
on
X
, come on
on
X
. -Let's go.
-Come on, come on. -Let's go.
Come
on
come
on
Let's
go
Tiny Thing, come back. Tiny Thing, come back.
Tiny
Thing
come
back
Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you. Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you.
Oh
come
back
Tiny
Thing
We
need
you
[howling] [howling]
howling
My baby. My baby.
My
baby
[cell phone vibrating] [cell phone vibrating]
cell
phone
vibrating
-[metal clatters] -Hmm. -[metal clatters] -Hmm.
metal
clatters
Hmm
What? What?
What
[both singing] ♪ Five more minutes, and then we stop ♪ [both singing] ♪ Five more minutes, and then we stop ♪
both
singing
Five
more
minutes
and
then
we
stop
What? What?
What
-♪ Five more minutes... ♪ -[Sarah] No! -♪ Five more minutes... ♪ -[Sarah] No!
Five
more
minutes
Sarah
No
-[glass shatters] -[cat yowls] -[glass shatters] -[cat yowls]
glass
shatters
cat
yowls
That's our chimney. You're gonna destroy the whole roof? That's our chimney. You're gonna destroy the whole roof?
That's
our
chimney
You're
gonna
destroy
the
whole
roof
Mom, we have to
to
X
replace the chimney with
with
X
a slide
Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide
Mom
we
have
to
replace
the
chimney
with
a
slide
for
for
X
when the storks deliver my baby brother.
for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
for
when
the
storks
deliver
my
baby
brother
What he said. What he said.
What
he
said
No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney.
No
Don't
be
crazy
You
cannot
do
the
chimney
Come on, don't make me the mean mom. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
Come
on
don't
make
me
the
mean
mom
-Dads are fun, moms are mean. -I heard that. -Dads are fun, moms are mean. -I heard that.
Dads
are
fun
moms
are
mean
I
heard
that
-[Sarah] Parent conference. -Ow! Pinching. -[Sarah] Parent conference. -Ow! Pinching.
Sarah
Parent
conference
Ow
Pinching
Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.
Henry
people
are
gonna
think
we're
crazy
We need to
to
X
tell him.
We need to tell him.
We
need
to
tell
him
Tell him what? Tell him what?
Tell
him
what
What, to
to
X
go watch more TV?
What, to go watch more TV?
What
to
go
watch
more
TV
This is the best time I've had with
with
X
Nate in
in
X
my life.
This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life.
This
is
the
best
time
I've
had
with
Nate
in
my
life
I actually feel like
like
X
a dad again.
I actually feel like a dad again.
I
actually
feel
like
a
dad
again
And when no baby brother shows up
up
X
?
And when no baby brother shows up?
And
when
no
baby
brother
shows
up
Well, then we tell him. Well, then we tell him.
Well
then
we
tell
him
We can get a new chimney, We can get a new chimney,
We
can
get
a
new
chimney
but
but
X
we'll never be able to
to
X
replace this time with
with
X
Nate.
but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate.
but
we'll
never
be
able
to
replace
this
time
with
Nate
And if we put those headsets back on
on
X
,
And if we put those headsets back on,
And
if
we
put
those
headsets
back
on
how old will Nate be when we take them off
off
X
again?
how old will Nate be when we take them off again?
how
old
will
Nate
be
when
we
take
them
off
again
I'm not a jerky teen yet. I'm not a jerky teen yet.
I'm
not
a
jerky
teen
yet
Fleeting moments, precious memories. Fleeting moments, precious memories.
Fleeting
moments
precious
memories
[cell phone ringing] [cell phone ringing]
cell
phone
ringing
[cell phone beeps] [cell phone beeps]
cell
phone
beeps
Moms are fun, too. Moms are fun, too.
Moms
are
fun
too
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
Wow! That's... That's not a well-made chimney. Wow! That's... That's not a well-made chimney.
Wow
That's
That's
not
a
well-made
chimney
I'm... I'm a small woman,, and that just came... I'm... I'm a small woman,, and that just came...
I'm
I'm
a
small
woman
and
that
just
came
Yeah, that came right down
down
X
.
Yeah, that came right down.
Yeah
that
came
right
down
Okay, so, uh, what's next? Okay, so, uh, what's next?
Okay
so
uh
what's
next
Okay, it's Saturday night. Okay, it's Saturday night.
Okay
it's
Saturday
night
As long as
as
X
we deliver by
by
X
tomorrow, we can still make it for
for
X
Storkcon Monday.
As long as we deliver by tomorrow, we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.
As
long
as
we
deliver
by
tomorrow
we
can
still
make
it
for
Storkcon
Monday
Thanks for
for
X
waiting for
for
X
me back there.
Thanks for waiting for me back there.
Thanks
for
waiting
for
me
back
there
I don't know what you're talking about
about
X
.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I
don't
know
what
you're
talking
about
[mocking] Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to admit anything at
at
X
all about
about
X
anything."
[mocking] Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to admit anything at all about anything."
mocking
Oh
okay
I'm
too
manly
to
admit
anything
at
all
about
anything
Is that supposed to
to
X
be me?
Is that supposed to be me?
Is
that
supposed
to
be
me
[deep voice] Oh, sorry, "This is a more accurate representation." [deep voice] Oh, sorry, "This is a more accurate representation."
deep
voice
Oh
sorry
This
is
a
more
accurate
representation
Oh, you're so right. That is what I sound like
like
X
.
Oh, you're so right. That is what I sound like.
Oh
you're
so
right
That
is
what
I
sound
like
Let's both talk like
like
X
this.
Let's both talk like this.
Let's
both
talk
like
this
[infant squeals, whining] [infant squeals, whining]
infant
squeals
whining
[sighs] Baby's fussing. [sighs] Baby's fussing.
sighs
Baby's
fussing
She's bored. We have to
to
X
distract her.
She's bored. We have to distract her.
She's
bored
We
have
to
distract
her
Oh, let's see. Oh. Oh, let's see. Oh.
Oh
let's
see
Oh
[rapping] ♪ You are a baby You are a baby ♪ [rapping] ♪ You are a baby You are a baby ♪
rapping
You
are
a
baby
You
are
a
baby
♪Little hands, little feet ♪ ♪Little hands, little feet ♪
Little
hands
little
feet
-♪ Look at
at
X
you, you're so sweet ♪ -[Junior] Stop! Stop! Stop!
-♪ Look at you, you're so sweet ♪ -[Junior] Stop! Stop! Stop!
Look
at
you
you're
so
sweet
Junior
Stop
Stop
Stop
♪ You're so cute I wanna... ♪ ♪ You're so cute I wanna... ♪
You're
so
cute
I
wanna
Let's just step aside, all right? Let's just step aside, all right?
Let's
just
step
aside
all
right
-And let me do it. -You want to
to
X
sing to
to
X
her?
-And let me do it. -You want to sing to her?
And
let
me
do
it
You
want
to
sing
to
her
Yeah. Is that so surprising? Yeah. Is that so surprising?
Yeah
Is
that
so
surprising
I'm a pretty good singer, actually. I'm a pretty good singer, actually.
I'm
a
pretty
good
singer
actually
Okay, fine. Sing to
to
X
her.
Okay, fine. Sing to her.
Okay
fine
Sing
to
her
[squeals] [squeals]
squeals
♪ When you need a little something ♪ ♪ When you need a little something ♪
When
you
need
a
little
something
♪ And there's too much to do ♪ ♪ And there's too much to do ♪
And
there's
too
much
to
do
♪ Just click your little finger And we'll ship it for
for
X
you ♪
♪ Just click your little finger And we'll ship it for you ♪
Just
click
your
little
finger
And
we'll
ship
it
for
you
♪ Cornerstore, Cornerstore.com ♪ ♪ Cornerstore, Cornerstore.com ♪
Cornerstore
Cornerstorecom
Free shipping does not apply in Alaska and Hawaii. Free shipping does not apply in Alaska and Hawaii.
Free
shipping
does
not
apply
in
Alaska
and
Hawaii
Wait, wait, wait, is that a song? Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?
Wait
wait
wait
is
that
a
song
That's not a song, that's an ad. That's not a song, that's an ad.
That's
not
a
song
that's
an
ad
-Well, strap in
in
X
for
for
X
this one then, Tulip. -Okay.
-Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip. -Okay.
Well
strap
in
for
this
one
then
Tulip
Okay
♪ Cornerstore ♪ ♪ Cornerstore ♪
Cornerstore
I like
like
X
how this is going.
I like how this is going.
I
like
how
this
is
going
♪ Let your packages rain down
down
X
on
on
X
me ♪
♪ Let your packages rain down on me ♪
Let
your
packages
rain
down
on
me
[squeals, babbling] [squeals, babbling]
squeals
babbling
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
[continues vocalizing] [continues vocalizing]
continues
vocalizing
Uh, this looks like
like
X
a good place to
to
X
rest for
for
X
the night.
Uh, this looks like a good place to rest for the night.
Uh
this
looks
like
a
good
place
to
rest
for
the
night
Junior, what are talking about
about
X
? Why are you acting--
Junior, what are talking about? Why are you acting--
Junior
what
are
talking
about
Why
are
you
acting-
I can't hear what you're saying. I can't hear what you're saying.
I
can't
hear
what
you're
saying
-Junior? -I can't hear you. -Junior? -I can't hear you.
Junior
I
can't
hear
you
[Tulip] Junior. [Tulip] Junior.
Tulip
Junior
[intense music playing] [intense music playing]
intense
music
playing
Hmm... Hmm...
Hmm
Hey. Have you seen a red-headed lady and a stork? Hey. Have you seen a red-headed lady and a stork?
Hey
Have
you
seen
a
red-headed
lady
and
a
stork
A bird and a lady? A bird and a lady?
A
bird
and
a
lady
I don't know what you're talkin' about
about
X
.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
I
don't
know
what
you're
talkin'
about
I saw two that fit that description the other day. I saw two that fit that description the other day.
I
saw
two
that
fit
that
description
the
other
day
No, man, I will not be your friend. No, man, I will not be your friend.
No
man
I
will
not
be
your
friend
Sorry, thought we were vibing. Sorry, thought we were vibing.
Sorry
thought
we
were
vibing
[sniffing] [sniffing]
sniffing
Why you being so creepy? Why you being so creepy?
Why
you
being
so
creepy
[Junior grunts] [Junior grunts]
Junior
grunts
You know what? Just get... Here. Here. You know what? Just get... Here. Here.
You
know
what
Just
get
Here
Here
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
[Junior] I'm just gonna put this right here. [Junior] I'm just gonna put this right here.
Junior
I'm
just
gonna
put
this
right
here
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
[giggles] [giggles]
giggles
[groans] [groans]
groans
Uh... Uh...
Uh
What happened back there? What happened back there?
What
happened
back
there
What? What do you mean? What? What do you mean?
What
What
do
you
mean
Uh, you stabbed the raft? For literally no reason, Uh, you stabbed the raft? For literally no reason,
Uh
you
stabbed
the
raft
For
literally
no
reason
It was not for
for
X
no reason. It was for
for
X
personal reasons.
It was not for no reason. It was for personal reasons.
It
was
not
for
no
reason
It
was
for
personal
reasons
Anyways, there's a port right there on
on
X
the coast.
Anyways, there's a port right there on the coast.
Anyways
there's
a
port
right
there
on
the
coast
We'll just leave first thing in the morning, We'll just leave first thing in the morning,
We'll
just
leave
first
thing
in
the
morning
and deliver the package. and deliver the package.
and
deliver
the
package
Just call it "the baby." Just call it "the baby."
Just
call
it
the
baby
Why are you so afraid of
of
X
babies?
Why are you so afraid of babies?
Why
are
you
so
afraid
of
babies
Because this one single package Because this one single package
Because
this
one
single
package
could ruin everything I've worked towards
towards
X
my entire life!
could ruin everything I've worked towards my entire life!
could
ruin
everything
I've
worked
towards
my
entire
life
-Why do you wanna be boss again? -[sighs] Not this again. -Why do you wanna be boss again? -[sighs] Not this again.
Why
do
you
wanna
be
boss
again
sighs
Not
this
again
No, really. Why do you wanna be boss of
of
X
Cornerstore?
No, really. Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore?
No
really
Why
do
you
wanna
be
boss
of
Cornerstore
I don't know, okay? I mean... [sighs] I don't know, okay? I mean... [sighs]
I
don't
know
okay
I
mean
sighs
Why does anyone want to
to
X
be boss?
Why does anyone want to be boss?
Why
does
anyone
want
to
be
boss
It rules. That's why. It rules. That's why.
It
rules
That's
why
Yeah, but
but
X
what would you do?
Yeah, but what would you do?
Yeah
but
what
would
you
do
-I don't know. What would you do? -I'm glad you asked. -I don't know. What would you do? -I'm glad you asked.
I
don't
know
What
would
you
do
I'm
glad
you
asked
Well, for
for
X
one, I would employ a more diverse variety of
of
X
birds and animals.
Well, for one, I would employ a more diverse variety of birds and animals.
Well
for
one
I
would
employ
a
more
diverse
variety
of
birds
and
animals
Two, I would get rid of
of
X
the Cornerstore warehouse,
Two, I would get rid of the Cornerstore warehouse,
Two
I
would
get
rid
of
the
Cornerstore
warehouse
because that building is a bummer. because that building is a bummer.
because
that
building
is
a
bummer
And three, I would start delivering babies again. And three, I would start delivering babies again.
And
three
I
would
start
delivering
babies
again
Okay, you were very prepared for
for
X
that question.
Okay, you were very prepared for that question.
Okay
you
were
very
prepared
for
that
question
Man, I feel so close to
to
X
you. Like we're girlfriends already.
Man, I feel so close to you. Like we're girlfriends already.
Man
I
feel
so
close
to
you
Like
we're
girlfriends
already
All right, I knew as I was saying it, All right, I knew as I was saying it,
All
right
I
knew
as
I
was
saying
it
that I should just keep my mouth shut. that I should just keep my mouth shut.
that
I
should
just
keep
my
mouth
shut
Aw, I want to
to
X
braid your feathers immediately.
Aw, I want to braid your feathers immediately.
Aw
I
want
to
braid
your
feathers
immediately
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
-[Tulip humming] -[infant squeals, giggling] -[Tulip humming] -[infant squeals, giggling]
Tulip
humming
infant
squeals
giggling
Look, uh... [clicks tongue] Look, uh... [clicks tongue]
Look
uh
clicks
tongue
Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah
While we're being real honest right now, I'll tell you why I built my plane. While we're being real honest right now, I'll tell you why I built my plane.
While
we're
being
real
honest
right
now
I'll
tell
you
why
I
built
my
plane
It's not to deliver packages for
for
X
Cornerstore.com.
It's not to deliver packages for Cornerstore.com.
It's
not
to
deliver
packages
for
Cornerstorecom
I built my plane to
to
X
find my parents.
I built my plane to find my parents.
I
built
my
plane
to
find
my
parents
But I thought you didn't know where your parents lived. [yelps] But I thought you didn't know where your parents lived. [yelps]
But
I
thought
you
didn't
know
where
your
parents
lived
yelps
[sighs] When Jasper destroyed my homing beacon, I lost all the pieces. [sighs] When Jasper destroyed my homing beacon, I lost all the pieces.
sighs
When
Jasper
destroyed
my
homing
beacon
I
lost
all
the
pieces
Except one. Except one.
Except
one
And I thought this, plus
plus
X
some luck might be enough to
to
X
find my parents.
And I thought this, plus some luck might be enough to find my parents.
And
I
thought
this
plus
some
luck
might
be
enough
to
find
my
parents
So, you sacrificed your plane for
for
X
this baby?
So, you sacrificed your plane for this baby?
So
you
sacrificed
your
plane
for
this
baby
-[Tulip] Yeah. -Why? -[Tulip] Yeah. -Why?
Tulip
Yeah
Why
Oh, I don't know. I guess if this baby finds her family, Oh, I don't know. I guess if this baby finds her family,
Oh
I
don't
know
I
guess
if
this
baby
finds
her
family
I mean, it's worth it. I mean, it's worth it.
I
mean
it's
worth
it
Right? Right?
Right
Fine. You can name her. Fine. You can name her.
Fine
You
can
name
her
-Really? -Yeah, go ahead. -Really? -Yeah, go ahead.
Really
Yeah
go
ahead
Diamond Destiny. Diamond Destiny.
Diamond
Destiny
Okay, I changed my mind. You can't name her. Okay, I changed my mind. You can't name her.
Okay
I
changed
my
mind
You
can't
name
her
Too late. Her name is Diamond Destiny. Yes, it is. Too late. Her name is Diamond Destiny. Yes, it is.
Too
late
Her
name
is
Diamond
Destiny
Yes
it
is
I thought it was gonna be, like
like
X
, an actual name.
I thought it was gonna be, like, an actual name.
I
thought
it
was
gonna
be
like
an
actual
name
It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name. It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name.
It
is
a
name
Diamond
Destiny
is
her
name
Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny? Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny?
Isn't
that
right
Diamond
Destiny
We're gonna find your parents, and everything is gonna be just perfect. We're gonna find your parents, and everything is gonna be just perfect.
We're
gonna
find
your
parents
and
everything
is
gonna
be
just
perfect
You'll find your family. You'll find your family.
You'll
find
your
family
You think? You think?
You
think
For sure. For sure.
For
sure
Good night. Good night.
Good
night
Good night. Good night.
Good
night
-[baby screams and wails] -Huh! -[baby screams and wails] -Huh!
baby
screams
and
wails
Huh
What is it? I'm up
up
X
.
What is it? I'm up.
What
is
it
I'm
up
Do you think she's hungry? Do you think she's hungry?
Do
you
think
she's
hungry
Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.
Yeah
I
don't
know
Uh, maybe she just needs to
to
X
be rocked.
Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked.
Uh
maybe
she
just
needs
to
be
rocked
Okay. Okay.
Okay
[wailing] [wailing]
wailing
-[Junior sighs] -Oh, my gosh. -[Junior sighs] -Oh, my gosh.
Junior
sighs
Oh
my
gosh
Her eyes could not be more open. Her eyes could not be more open.
Her
eyes
could
not
be
more
open
Okay, grab that end. Okay, grab that end.
Okay
grab
that
end
It's like
like
X
we're a family.
It's like we're a family.
It's
like
we're
a
family
We are not like
like
X
a family.
We are not like a family.
We
are
not
like
a
family
We're just a guy and a girl trying to
to
X
put our baby to
to
X
sleep. [mutters]
We're just a guy and a girl trying to put our baby to sleep. [mutters]
We're
just
a
guy
and
a
girl
trying
to
put
our
baby
to
sleep
mutters
Let's just put her to
to
X
sleep.
Let's just put her to sleep.
Let's
just
put
her
to
sleep
Come on
on
X
, close, close, close.
Come on, close, close, close.
Come
on
close
close
close
[Tulip] Okay, close. Close, close, close. [Tulip] Okay, close. Close, close, close.
Tulip
Okay
close
Close
close
close
[Junior] That's good, right? Is that closed enough? [Junior] That's good, right? Is that closed enough?
Junior
That's
good
right
Is
that
closed
enough
[Tulip] No. Look, I can still see eyeball. [Tulip] No. Look, I can still see eyeball.
Tulip
No
Look
I
can
still
see
eyeball
[sighs] Can we manually close them? Here. [sighs] Can we manually close them? Here.
sighs
Can
we
manually
close
them
Here
[Tulip] No. Don't do that. What are you doing? [Tulip] No. Don't do that. What are you doing?
Tulip
No
Don't
do
that
What
are
you
doing
[Junior] I'm gonna... Wait. Okay, give me the eye glue. [Junior] I'm gonna... Wait. Okay, give me the eye glue.
Junior
I'm
gonna
Wait
Okay
give
me
the
eye
glue
-[Tulip] What? -You know, for
for
X
gluing eyes shut.
-[Tulip] What? -You know, for gluing eyes shut.
Tulip
What
You
know
for
gluing
eyes
shut
[Tulip] No, we don't have any. [Tulip] No, we don't have any.
Tulip
No
we
don't
have
any
[Junior] It's gonna stick. [Junior] It's gonna stick.
Junior
It's
gonna
stick
[both groan] [both groan]
both
groan
What if she never goes to
to
X
sleep?
What if she never goes to sleep?
What
if
she
never
goes
to
sleep
All right, you know what? I got her. All right, you know what? I got her.
All
right
you
know
what
I
got
her
You just go to
to
X
bed. You go to
to
X
bed. It's fine.
You just go to bed. You go to bed. It's fine.
You
just
go
to
bed
You
go
to
bed
It's
fine
No, I don't wanna go to
to
X
bed if you're gonna be up
up
X
. I'll feel bad.
No, I don't wanna go to bed if you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad.
No
I
don't
wanna
go
to
bed
if
you're
gonna
be
up
I'll
feel
bad
I know. But if I go to
to
X
bed,
I know. But if I go to bed,
I
know
But
if
I
go
to
bed
then I'm gonna feel guilty. And I just can't. then I'm gonna feel guilty. And I just can't.
then
I'm
gonna
feel
guilty
And
I
just
can't
[Tulip] No, that's what I'm saying. Listen to
to
X
me.
[Tulip] No, that's what I'm saying. Listen to me.
Tulip
No
that's
what
I'm
saying
Listen
to
me
No, so that's why you go to
to
X
bed, and I'll take care of
of
X
her.
No, so that's why you go to bed, and I'll take care of her.
No
so
that's
why
you
go
to
bed
and
I'll
take
care
of
her
All right. I'll go to
to
X
bed.
All right. I'll go to bed.
All
right
I'll
go
to
bed
I can't believe you went to
to
X
bed!
I can't believe you went to bed!
I
can't
believe
you
went
to
bed
What? You just said it was okay for
for
X
me to
to
X
go bed.
What? You just said it was okay for me to go bed.
What
You
just
said
it
was
okay
for
me
to
go
bed
Okay, you know what? Okay, you know what?
Okay
you
know
what
Can we just rock her in
in
X
our arms?
Can we just rock her in our arms?
Can
we
just
rock
her
in
our
arms
No. We do not. No loving the baby. No. We do not. No loving the baby.
No
We
do
not
No
loving
the
baby
You said "baby." You said "baby."
You
said
baby
Fine. I don't care. I don't care. Fine. I don't care. I don't care.
Fine
I
don't
care
I
don't
care
You love it. You love it.
You
love
it
Goodbye, brah! Goodbye, brah!
Goodbye
brah
How you like
like
X
me now? Huh.
How you like me now? Huh.
How
you
like
me
now
Huh
"How you like
like
X
me now"?
"How you like me now"?
How
you
like
me
now
[sing-song] How you like
like
X
me now?
[sing-song] How you like me now?
sing-song
How
you
like
me
now
How do you like
like
X
me now!
How do you like me now!
How
do
you
like
me
now
♪ Now there was a time ♪ ♪ Now there was a time ♪
Now
there
was
a
time
♪ When you loved me so ♪ ♪ When you loved me so ♪
When
you
loved
me
so
♪ I could do no wrong ♪ ♪ I could do no wrong ♪
I
could
do
no
wrong
♪ And now you need to
to
X
know ♪
♪ And now you need to know ♪
And
now
you
need
to
know
Dance break! Dance break!
Dance
break
[singing] [singing]
singing
♪ How you like
like
X
me now? How you like
like
X
me now? ♪
♪ How you like me now? How you like me now? ♪
How
you
like
me
now
How
you
like
me
now
[clears throat] And you're sure you saw this? [clears throat] And you're sure you saw this?
clears
throat
And
you're
sure
you
saw
this
Yes, I'm sure I saw this. Yes, I'm sure I saw this.
Yes
I'm
sure
I
saw
this
All right. Let's keep this quiet. All right. Let's keep this quiet.
All
right
Let's
keep
this
quiet
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes
sir
Thank you for
for
X
your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.
Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.
Thank
you
for
your
loyalty
Pigeon
Toady
Or should I say "boss." Or should I say "boss."
Or
should
I
say
boss
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[imitates explosion] [imitates explosion]
imitates
explosion
Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool.
Cool
cool
cool
-[elevator bell dings] -[exclaims] -[elevator bell dings] -[exclaims]
elevator
bell
dings
exclaims
Whoa. Steam room in an elevator. Mind blown. Whoa. Steam room in an elevator. Mind blown.
Whoa
Steam
room
in
an
elevator
Mind
blown
Shut up
up
X
. I'm planning.
Shut up. I'm planning.
Shut
up
I'm
planning
Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool.
Oh
that's
cool
All right. Now, listen. All right. Now, listen.
All
right
Now
listen
First, we have to stop that delivery. First, we have to stop that delivery.
First
we
have
to
stop
that
delivery
But we don't know where they're headed. But we don't know where they're headed.
But
we
don't
know
where
they're
headed
Indeed. We won't go to
to
X
them.
Indeed. We won't go to them.
Indeed
We
won't
go
to
them
We'll make them... We'll make them...
We'll
make
them
[both] Come to
to
X
us.
[both] Come to us.
both
Come
to
us
[both] Yes. [both] Yes.
both
Yes
Well, I'm off
off
X
.
Well, I'm off.
Well
I'm
off
You're in
in
X
a suit suddenly.
You're in a suit suddenly.
You're
in
a
suit
suddenly
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's
go
My towel blew away. My towel blew away.
My
towel
blew
away
Junior. Junior.
Junior
-[Junior groans] -Wake up
up
X
. We gotta go.
-[Junior groans] -Wake up. We gotta go.
Junior
groans
Wake
up
We
gotta
go
[Junior] I'm still asleep. [Junior] I'm still asleep.
Junior
I'm
still
asleep
I know, we gotta go, we gotta go. I know, we gotta go, we gotta go.
I
know
we
gotta
go
we
gotta
go
-Just let me sleep a little longer. -[baby giggles] -Just let me sleep a little longer. -[baby giggles]
Just
let
me
sleep
a
little
longer
baby
giggles
[Tulip] Junior. Baby's awake. Ship's leaving. Let's go. [Tulip] Junior. Baby's awake. Ship's leaving. Let's go.
Tulip
Junior
Baby's
awake
Ship's
leaving
Let's
go
You do it. You get the baby. You do it. You get the baby.
You
do
it
You
get
the
baby
Junior, I'm tired, too! Junior, I'm tired, too!
Junior
I'm
tired
too
You made it, you get it. You made it, you get it.
You
made
it
you
get
it
["And She Was" playing] ["And She Was" playing]
And
She
Was
playing
♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪
Hey
♪ And she was lying in the grass ♪ ♪ And she was lying in the grass ♪
And
she
was
lying
in
the
grass
♪ And she could hear The highway breathing ♪ ♪ And she could hear The highway breathing ♪
And
she
could
hear
The
highway
breathing
♪ And she could see a nearby factory ♪ ♪ And she could see a nearby factory ♪
And
she
could
see
a
nearby
factory
♪ She's making sure she is not dreaming ♪ ♪ She's making sure she is not dreaming ♪
She's
making
sure
she
is
not
dreaming
♪ See the lights of
of
X
a neighbor's house ♪
♪ See the lights of a neighbor's house ♪
See
the
lights
of
a
neighbor's
house
♪ Now she's starting to
to
X
rise ♪
♪ Now she's starting to rise ♪
Now
she's
starting
to
rise
♪ Take a minute to
to
X
concentrate ♪
♪ Take a minute to concentrate ♪
Take
a
minute
to
concentrate
♪ And she opens up
up
X
her eyes ♪
♪ And she opens up her eyes ♪
And
she
opens
up
her
eyes
♪The world was moving, she was right there With it and she was ♪ ♪The world was moving, she was right there With it and she was ♪
The
world
was
moving
she
was
right
there
With
it
and
she
was
♪ The world was moving, she was floating Above it and she was ♪ ♪ The world was moving, she was floating Above it and she was ♪
The
world
was
moving
she
was
floating
Above
it
and
she
was
♪ Hey, hey, hey And she was ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey And she was ♪
Hey
hey
hey
And
she
was
♪ Glad about
about
X
it No doubt about
about
X
it ♪
♪ Glad about it No doubt about it ♪
Glad
about
it
No
doubt
about
it
♪ She isn't sure about
about
X
what she's done ♪
♪ She isn't sure about what she's done ♪
She
isn't
sure
about
what
she's
done
♪ No time to
to
X
think about
about
X
What to
to
X
tell him ♪
♪ No time to think about What to tell him ♪
No
time
to
think
about
What
to
tell
him
♪ No time to
to
X
think about
about
X
what she's done ♪
♪ No time to think about what she's done ♪
No
time
to
think
about
what
she's
done
♪ And she was ♪ ♪ And she was ♪
And
she
was
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey ♪
Hey
hey
hey
hey
Hey
♪ Moving into
into
X
the universe ♪
♪ Moving into the universe ♪
Moving
into
the
universe
♪ And she's drifting this way and that ♪ ♪ And she's drifting this way and that ♪
And
she's
drifting
this
way
and
that
♪ Not touching the ground at
at
X
all And she's up
up
X
above
above
X
the yard ♪
♪ Not touching the ground at all And she's up above the yard ♪
Not
touching
the
ground
at
all
And
she's
up
above
the
yard
♪The world was moving, she was right there With it and she was ♪ ♪The world was moving, she was right there With it and she was ♪
The
world
was
moving
she
was
right
there
With
it
and
she
was
[giggles] [giggles]
giggles
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Ooh
ooh
♪ Missing enough to
to
X
feel alright And she was ♪
♪ Missing enough to feel alright And she was ♪
Missing
enough
to
feel
alright
And
she
was
♪ And she was ♪ ♪ And she was ♪
And
she
was
♪ Hey, hey, hey And she was ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey And she was ♪
Hey
hey
hey
And
she
was
♪ And she was And she was ♪ ♪ And she was And she was ♪
And
she
was
And
she
was
[keyboard clacking] [keyboard clacking]
keyboard
clacking
-Yes. -[beeps] -Yes. -[beeps]
Yes
beeps
[Tulip] Diamond Destiny, you come back here right now. [Tulip] Diamond Destiny, you come back here right now.
Tulip
Diamond
Destiny
you
come
back
here
right
now
I'm not fooling around
around
X
.
I'm not fooling around.
I'm
not
fooling
around
[Junior] All right, let's go. We got a boat to
to
X
catch.
[Junior] All right, let's go. We got a boat to catch.
Junior
All
right
let's
go
We
got
a
boat
to
catch
[Tulip singing] ♪ We got a boat to
to
X
catch, oh! ♪
[Tulip singing] ♪ We got a boat to catch, oh! ♪
Tulip
singing
We
got
a
boat
to
catch
oh
[Junior] Here we go. On it. [Junior] Here we go. On it.
Junior
Here
we
go
On
it
[Tulip] Home stretch! [Tulip] Home stretch!
Tulip
Home
stretch
[keys jingling] [keys jingling]
keys
jingling
[indistinct radio chatter] [indistinct radio chatter]
indistinct
radio
chatter
We have to
to
X
be absolutely silent.
We have to be absolutely silent.
We
have
to
be
absolutely
silent
One human sees a stork with
with
X
a baby and we'll get reported.
One human sees a stork with a baby and we'll get reported.
One
human
sees
a
stork
with
a
baby
and
we'll
get
reported
[man] All right, last one. Let's pack it up
up
X
.
[man] All right, last one. Let's pack it up.
man
All
right
last
one
Let's
pack
it
up
[crying] [crying]
crying
[man 1] What was that? [man 1] What was that?
man
1
What
was
that
[man 2] Sounds like
like
X
a baby.
[man 2] Sounds like a baby.
man
2
Sounds
like
a
baby
-That's very suspicious. -[shushing] -That's very suspicious. -[shushing]
That's
very
suspicious
shushing
-Why is she doing that? -I don't know. -Why is she doing that? -I don't know.
Why
is
she
doing
that
I
don't
know
Diaper? [sniffs] Diaper? [sniffs]
Diaper
sniffs
Check. Check.
Check
Food? Food?
Food
Check. Check.
Check
Maybe she needs a nap. Maybe she needs a nap.
Maybe
she
needs
a
nap
♪ Rock-a-bye baby, on
on
X
the treetop ♪
♪ Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop ♪
Rock-a-bye
baby
on
the
treetop
Nope. What is it? What does she want? Nope. What is it? What does she want?
Nope
What
is
it
What
does
she
want
-It's coming from
from
X
over
over
X
there. -[gasps]
-It's coming from over there. -[gasps]
It's
coming
from
over
there
gasps
[whimpering] [whimpering]
whimpering
I don't know. She's reaching for
for
X
you.
I don't know. She's reaching for you.
I
don't
know
She's
reaching
for
you
Maybe she just wants you. Maybe she just wants you.
Maybe
she
just
wants
you
No. That doesn't make sense. No. That doesn't make sense.
No
That
doesn't
make
sense
Technically, she should be perfectly happy. Technically, she should be perfectly happy.
Technically
she
should
be
perfectly
happy
[whispering] What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? [whispering] What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
whispering
What
are
we
gonna
do
What
are
we
gonna
do
I have no idea. I have no idea.
I
have
no
idea
[crying] [crying]
crying
[Tulip] Oh, no! Oh, no. [Tulip] Oh, no! Oh, no.
Tulip
Oh
no
Oh
no
She's gonna blow, she's gonna blow. She's gonna blow, she's gonna blow.
She's
gonna
blow
she's
gonna
blow
What do I do with
with
X
her?
What do I do with her?
What
do
I
do
with
her
Take her, take her. Just take her. Take her, take her. Just take her.
Take
her
take
her
Just
take
her
[groans] [groans]
groans
[dramatic music playing] [dramatic music playing]
dramatic
music
playing
[coos] [coos]
coos
-Ah, look at that. -[Tulip] Hmm. -Ah, look at that. -[Tulip] Hmm.
Ah
look
at
that
Tulip
Hmm
Actually seems to
to
X
be working pretty well.
Actually seems to be working pretty well.
Actually
seems
to
be
working
pretty
well
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[sighs] Ha-ha! She smells so nice. [sighs] Ha-ha! She smells so nice.
sighs
Ha-ha
She
smells
so
nice
Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do. Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do.
Who's
got
the
little
sparkly
eyes
You
do
You do. You do.
You
do
[squeals] [squeals]
squeals
[ship horn bellows] [ship horn bellows]
ship
horn
bellows
Oh, no! The boat's leaving! Oh, no! The boat's leaving!
Oh
no
The
boat's
leaving
No, no, no. Come on
on
X
.
No, no, no. Come on.
No
no
no
Come
on
Wolf pack. Form of
of
X
wolf minivan!
Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan!
Wolf
pack
Form
of
wolf
minivan
[wolves] Minivan! [wolves] Minivan!
wolves
Minivan
[wolves] Ow, ow, ow... [wolves] Ow, ow, ow...
wolves
Ow
ow
ow
Give me a break. Give me a break.
Give
me
a
break
-[wolf 1] Click, click. -[wolf 2] Click. -[wolf 1] Click, click. -[wolf 2] Click.
wolf
1
Click
click
wolf
2
Click
[both] My baby! [both] My baby!
both
My
baby
[alpha wolf] Ah! We got the Tiny Thing! [alpha wolf] Ah! We got the Tiny Thing!
alpha
wolf
Ah
We
got
the
Tiny
Thing
This is not a safe way to
to
X
transport the baby.
This is not a safe way to transport the baby.
This
is
not
a
safe
way
to
transport
the
baby
-[both] We're parents now. -Just go slower. -[both] We're parents now. -Just go slower.
both
We're
parents
now
Just
go
slower
-You're right, you're right, you're right. -Slower. -You're right, you're right, you're right. -Slower.
You're
right
you're
right
you're
right
Slower
Okay, good. Okay, good.
Okay
good
Is that good, Tiny Thing? Is that good, Tiny Thing?
Is
that
good
Tiny
Thing
Hmm? Tiny Thing? Hmm? Tiny Thing?
Hmm
Tiny
Thing
We lost her again! We lost her again!
We
lost
her
again
Quick, we can get to
to
X
the boat through
through
X
here.
Quick, we can get to the boat through here.
Quick
we
can
get
to
the
boat
through
here
Ah! Ah!
Ah
Wait. Why are you running so weird? Wait. Why are you running so weird?
Wait
Why
are
you
running
so
weird
What don't I know? What don't I know?
What
don't
I
know
My old nemesis. My old nemesis.
My
old
nemesis
"Glass." "Glass."
Glass
[gasps] Birds can't see glass. [gasps] Birds can't see glass.
gasps
Birds
can't
see
glass
[screams] [screams]
screams
Just go, Tulip. It's too late for
for
X
me.
Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me.
Just
go
Tulip
It's
too
late
for
me
You've got the baby. You can deliver her yourself. You've got the baby. You can deliver her yourself.
You've
got
the
baby
You
can
deliver
her
yourself
What? No, I'm not leaving you behind
behind
X
!
What? No, I'm not leaving you behind!
What
No
I'm
not
leaving
you
behind
We can do this. Together. We can do this. Together.
We
can
do
this
Together
[alpha wolf] Where's the Tiny Thing? [alpha wolf] Where's the Tiny Thing?
alpha
wolf
Where's
the
Tiny
Thing
-All right. Tulip, you got this. -[alpha wolf] Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing! -All right. Tulip, you got this. -[alpha wolf] Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!
All
right
Tulip
you
got
this
alpha
wolf
Tiny
Thing
Tiny
Thing
-[Tulip] Okay, left. Right. Straight. -Where's the Tiny Thing? -[Tulip] Okay, left. Right. Straight. -Where's the Tiny Thing?
Tulip
Okay
left
Right
Straight
Where's
the
Tiny
Thing
Straight! Left! Right! Straight! Left! Right!
Straight
Left
Right
Oh, no. I'm panicking! Oh, no. I'm panicking!
Oh
no
I'm
panicking
Uh, right again. Left, I mean. Left. Uh, right again. Left, I mean. Left.
Uh
right
again
Left
I
mean
Left
Right. Right, I mean. Right. Right, I mean.
Right
Right
I
mean
-Left, left, right, right. -[grunts] -Left, left, right, right. -[grunts]
Left
left
right
right
grunts
Left, left, left, right! Left, left, left, right!
Left
left
left
right
Rolft! I mean, ralft! Rolft! I mean, ralft!
Rolft
I
mean
ralft
[both groan] [both groan]
both
groan
[Tulip] Right! Left! I'm just shouting words. [Tulip] Right! Left! I'm just shouting words.
Tulip
Right
Left
I'm
just
shouting
words
This is not working! This is not working!
This
is
not
working
Oh-oh! We did that together. Oh-oh! We did that together.
Oh-oh
We
did
that
together
[sighs] I ran into
into
X
every piece of
of
X
glass.
[sighs] I ran into every piece of glass.
sighs
I
ran
into
every
piece
of
glass
Some, more than
than
X
once.
Some, more than once.
Some
more
than
once
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
Oh
jeez
Ah! Ah!
Ah
[laughs] What are the chances of
of
X
that?
[laughs] What are the chances of that?
laughs
What
are
the
chances
of
that
I guess, pretty high in
in
X
a glass factory.
I guess, pretty high in a glass factory.
I
guess
pretty
high
in
a
glass
factory
-[wolves] Tiny Thing, Tiny Thing! -Come on
on
X
.
-[wolves] Tiny Thing, Tiny Thing! -Come on.
wolves
Tiny
Thing
Tiny
Thing
Come
on
[snarling] [snarling]
snarling
First, we're gonna take Tiny Thing, First, we're gonna take Tiny Thing,
First
we're
gonna
take
Tiny
Thing
and raise her to
to
X
be a strong, independent woman.
and raise her to be a strong, independent woman.
and
raise
her
to
be
a
strong
independent
woman
And then, [laughs] we're gonna eat you. And then, [laughs] we're gonna eat you.
And
then
laughs
we're
gonna
eat
you
We made a great team. We made a great team.
We
made
a
great
team
-My baby. -[both gasp] -My baby. -[both gasp]
My
baby
both
gasp
That's my baby! That's my baby!
That's
my
baby
[both gasp] It's Jasper. [both gasp] It's Jasper.
both
gasp
It's
Jasper
My baby. My baby.
My
baby
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
-No, no, no. -My baby, my baby! -No, no, no. -My baby, my baby!
No
no
no
My
baby
my
baby
-Let go. Let go of
of
X
us. -[shrieks]
-Let go. Let go of us. -[shrieks]
Let
go
Let
go
of
us
shrieks
Wolf pack, form of
of
X
...
Wolf pack, form of...
Wolf
pack
form
of
[voice breaking] Broken heart! [voice breaking] Broken heart!
voice
breaking
Broken
heart
[all] Cry! Cry! [all] Cry! Cry!
all
Cry
Cry
Get away from
from
X
us.
Get away from us.
Get
away
from
us
-[Tulip] Get away. -Stay back. -[Tulip] Get away. -Stay back.
Tulip
Get
away
Stay
back
-Go home. -Come on
on
X
.
-Go home. -Come on.
Go
home
Come
on
Don't make me hit you. Don't make me hit you.
Don't
make
me
hit
you
-Hey, hey, hey. Let me explain. -I don't wanna hear it. -Hey, hey, hey. Let me explain. -I don't wanna hear it.
Hey
hey
hey
Let
me
explain
I
don't
wanna
hear
it
When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!" When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!"
When
you
orphaned
me
you
said
whoops
Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that? Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that?
Whoops
You
said
whoops
Who
does
that
Will you please let me explain? Will you please let me explain?
Will
you
please
let
me
explain
Hey. She doesn't wanna hear your explanation, guy. Hey. She doesn't wanna hear your explanation, guy.
Hey
She
doesn't
wanna
hear
your
explanation
guy
Back off
off
X
.
Back off.
Back
off
I fell in
in
X
love with
with
X
you.
I fell in love with you.
I
fell
in
love
with
you
Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
Okay
fine
Honestly, I am very curious. Let's hear it. Honestly, I am very curious. Let's hear it.
Honestly
I
am
very
curious
Let's
hear
it
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
Look, they tell you being a stork isn't gonna be easy. Look, they tell you being a stork isn't gonna be easy.
Look
they
tell
you
being
a
stork
isn't
gonna
be
easy
Always deliver. Always deliver.
Always
deliver
I failed to
to
X
do that.
I failed to do that.
I
failed
to
do
that
Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered. Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered.
Your
beacon
broke
The
pieces
scattered
I spent my entire life I spent my entire life
I
spent
my
entire
life
searching for
for
X
the missing pieces so that I could deliver my baby.
searching for the missing pieces so that I could deliver my baby.
searching
for
the
missing
pieces
so
that
I
could
deliver
my
baby
And yet, after
after
X
all these years, I'm still missing one piece.
And yet, after all these years, I'm still missing one piece.
And
yet
after
all
these
years
I'm
still
missing
one
piece
[Tulip gasps] [Tulip gasps]
Tulip
gasps
-But, I have pledged... -[Tulip] Oh, my gosh. Wait. -But, I have pledged... -[Tulip] Oh, my gosh. Wait.
But
I
have
pledged
Tulip
Oh
my
gosh
Wait
...to be the parent I took from
from
X
you, Tulip.
...to be the parent I took from you, Tulip.
to
be
the
parent
I
took
from
you
Tulip
And I will lay down
down
X
my life!
And I will lay down my life!
And
I
will
lay
down
my
life
I have the missing piece. I have the missing piece.
I
have
the
missing
piece
Excuse me, what? Excuse me, what?
Excuse
me
what
I have the missing piece. I have the missing piece.
I
have
the
missing
piece
[whirring] [whirring]
whirring
My home. My home.
My
home
I'm going home. I'm going home.
I'm
going
home
I'm gonna finally meet my real family. [laughs] I'm gonna finally meet my real family. [laughs]
I'm
gonna
finally
meet
my
real
family
laughs
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh
my
gosh
This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it? This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it?
This
is
crazy
Junior
can
you
believe
it
No, that's so... That's so great. No, that's so... That's so great.
No
that's
so
That's
so
great
Yeah, yeah, you should go. Yeah, yeah, you should go.
Yeah
yeah
you
should
go
Oh, yeah, well, after
after
X
we deliver the baby. But, yeah!
Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby. But, yeah!
Oh
yeah
well
after
we
deliver
the
baby
But
yeah
No, no, no. I can take care of
of
X
the baby.
No, no, no. I can take care of the baby.
No
no
no
I
can
take
care
of
the
baby
You should go now. You should go now.
You
should
go
now
No, no, no. We have to
to
X
finish the delivery.
No, no, no. We have to finish the delivery.
No
no
no
We
have
to
finish
the
delivery
I'm sorry to
to
X
cut you off
off
X
.
I'm sorry to cut you off.
I'm
sorry
to
cut
you
off
You know what's so funny is just then when you said "real family," You know what's so funny is just then when you said "real family,"
You
know
what's
so
funny
is
just
then
when
you
said
real
family
it, like
like
X
, weirdly hurt my feelings.
it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings.
it
like
weirdly
hurt
my
feelings
But I realized how stupid that is. But I realized how stupid that is.
But
I
realized
how
stupid
that
is
I mean, I'm a bird, and you're, like
like
X
, a sloppy human
I mean, I'm a bird, and you're, like, a sloppy human
I
mean
I'm
a
bird
and
you're
like
a
sloppy
human
and that's not our baby. It's just some baby. and that's not our baby. It's just some baby.
and
that's
not
our
baby
It's
just
some
baby
Well, I mean, we're not, like
like
X
, a "family," but
but
X
we are like
like
X
a family.
Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family," but we are like a family.
Well
I
mean
we're
not
like
a
family
but
we
are
like
a
family
Well, it's like
like
X
we are, except
except
X
instead we're more like
like
X
employees
Well, it's like we are, except instead we're more like employees
Well
it's
like
we
are
except
instead
we're
more
like
employees
who are delivering a package, and that's all. who are delivering a package, and that's all.
who
are
delivering
a
package
and
that's
all
Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?
Do
you
know
what
I
mean
And you should go to
to
X
where you belong.
And you should go to where you belong.
And
you
should
go
to
where
you
belong
Now. Do you know what I mean? Now. Do you know what I mean?
Now
Do
you
know
what
I
mean
No. Junior, we are a team, okay? No. Junior, we are a team, okay?
No
Junior
we
are
a
team
okay
We're gonna deliver this baby, We're gonna deliver this baby,
We're
gonna
deliver
this
baby
then we're gonna meet my parents, then we're gonna meet my parents,
then
we're
gonna
meet
my
parents
-then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain. -I was supposed to fire you. -then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain. -I was supposed to fire you.
then
I'm
gonna
show
them
Stork
Mountain
I
was
supposed
to
fire
you
Okay? Okay?
Okay
You were supposed to
to
X
fire me?
You were supposed to fire me?
You
were
supposed
to
fire
me
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
Well, "liberate." "Free." Yes, fire. Well, "liberate." "Free." Yes, fire.
Well
liberate
Free
Yes
fire
And then I didn't, and then this all happened. And then I didn't, and then this all happened.
And
then
I
didn't
and
then
this
all
happened
Look, there's nothing waiting for
for
X
you back at
at
X
Stork Mountain.
Look, there's nothing waiting for you back at Stork Mountain.
Look
there's
nothing
waiting
for
you
back
at
Stork
Mountain
[sniffles] [sniffles]
sniffles
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
Who cares though? Who cares though?
Who
cares
though
It's time for
for
X
you to
to
X
go and meet your real family.
It's time for you to go and meet your real family.
It's
time
for
you
to
go
and
meet
your
real
family
That's exciting, right? That's exciting, right?
That's
exciting
right
Look, I... [chuckles] Look, I... [chuckles]
Look
I
chuckles
I just think this is for
for
X
the best, you know?
I just think this is for the best, you know?
I
just
think
this
is
for
the
best
you
know
It's what you've always wanted. It's what you've always wanted.
It's
what
you've
always
wanted
Yeah, I wanna go meet my family. Yeah, I wanna go meet my family.
Yeah
I
wanna
go
meet
my
family
So, yeah, I better go now, I guess. [inhales deeply] So, yeah, I better go now, I guess. [inhales deeply]
So
yeah
I
better
go
now
I
guess
inhales
deeply
It's gonna be fine. I'll take good care of
of
X
her.
It's gonna be fine. I'll take good care of her.
It's
gonna
be
fine
I'll
take
good
care
of
her
Okay, okay. [sniffles] Fine. Okay, okay. [sniffles] Fine.
Okay
okay
sniffles
Fine
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
Goodbye, little girl. Goodbye, little girl.
Goodbye
little
girl
Have a good trip back home. Have a good trip back home.
Have
a
good
trip
back
home
You take care... You take care...
You
take
care
[clears throat] And be safe. [clears throat] And be safe.
clears
throat
And
be
safe
[sniffling] [sniffling]
sniffling
[sighs] I'm scared. [sighs] I'm scared.
sighs
I'm
scared
They're your family. They're going to
to
X
love you.
They're your family. They're going to love you.
They're
your
family
They're
going
to
love
you
I'll be right here. I'll be right here.
I'll
be
right
here
Oh, oh! Give me your camera. Oh, oh! Give me your camera.
Oh
oh
Give
me
your
camera
I'd love to
to
X
capture this family moment.
I'd love to capture this family moment.
I'd
love
to
capture
this
family
moment
Okay, camera rolling and action. Okay, camera rolling and action.
Okay
camera
rolling
and
action
Yup. Okay. Yup. Okay.
Yup
Okay
Ring the doorbell. Ring the doorbell.
Ring
the
doorbell
I don't hear a doorbell ringing. I don't hear a doorbell ringing.
I
don't
hear
a
doorbell
ringing
You're right. Let's take our time. You're right. Let's take our time.
You're
right
Let's
take
our
time
I've only waited my whole life for
for
X
this!
I've only waited my whole life for this!
I've
only
waited
my
whole
life
for
this
Tulip? Tulip?
Tulip
-[doorbell rings] -[Henry] Hmm? -[doorbell rings] -[Henry] Hmm?
doorbell
rings
Henry
Hmm
[squeals] [squeals]
squeals
[gasps] The storks! [gasps] The storks!
gasps
The
storks
[door bell rings] [door bell rings]
door
bell
rings
[Henry] Oh, boy. [Henry] Oh, boy.
Henry
Oh
boy
-[Nate] Here we go. -[Sarah] Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! -[Nate] Here we go. -[Sarah] Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Nate
Here
we
go
Sarah
Oh
my
gosh
Oh
my
gosh
-Okay. Big smile. -I'm a little nervous. -Okay. Big smile. -I'm a little nervous.
Okay
Big
smile
I'm
a
little
nervous
Everyone, calm down
down
X
!
Everyone, calm down!
Everyone
calm
down
[indistinct radio chatter] [indistinct radio chatter]
indistinct
radio
chatter
-This is not to
to
X
code. -[all gasping]
-This is not to code. -[all gasping]
This
is
not
to
code
all
gasping
-What? -This all has to
to
X
come down
down
X
.
-What? -This all has to come down.
What
This
all
has
to
come
down
[gasps] Hunter? [gasps] Hunter?
gasps
Hunter
-You're fired. -But, but
but
X
, but
but
X
...
-You're fired. -But, but, but...
You're
fired
But
but
but
[mocking] "But, but
but
X
, but
but
X
..." You are so idiotic.
[mocking] "But, but, but..." You are so idiotic.
mocking
But
but
but
You
are
so
idiotic
How were you not suspicious? How were you not suspicious?
How
were
you
not
suspicious
[sirens wailing] [sirens wailing]
sirens
wailing
I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood. I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood.
I
thought
it
was
a
gentrifying
neighborhood
Didn't expect to
to
X
see you here, brah.
Didn't expect to see you here, brah.
Didn't
expect
to
see
you
here
brah
Oh, yes, I did. I set it up
up
X
.
Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.
Oh
yes
I
did
I
set
it
up
Seize the thing. Seize the thing.
Seize
the
thing
[squawking] [squawking]
squawking
-Wait, no. Not the baby. -[crying] -Wait, no. Not the baby. -[crying]
Wait
no
Not
the
baby
crying
Don't worry. She's gonna be fine. Don't worry. She's gonna be fine.
Don't
worry
She's
gonna
be
fine
She's with
with
X
penguins.
She's with penguins.
She's
with
penguins
They have whole documentaries about
about
X
how great they are at babysitting.
They have whole documentaries about how great they are at babysitting.
They
have
whole
documentaries
about
how
great
they
are
at
babysitting
And she'll be an excellent swimmer. And she'll be an excellent swimmer.
And
she'll
be
an
excellent
swimmer
And then when she's old enough, we'll return her to
to
X
the human world.
And then when she's old enough, we'll return her to the human world.
And
then
when
she's
old
enough
we'll
return
her
to
the
human
world
That's insane. You need to
to
X
deliver her.
That's insane. You need to deliver her.
That's
insane
You
need
to
deliver
her
We can't let it get out that the new boss accidentally made a baby! We can't let it get out that the new boss accidentally made a baby!
We
can't
let
it
get
out
that
the
new
boss
accidentally
made
a
baby
Our stock would plummet, everything we've built. Our stock would plummet, everything we've built.
Our
stock
would
plummet
everything
we've
built
My entire company will fall apart! My entire company will fall apart!
My
entire
company
will
fall
apart
Those parents can never find out. Those parents can never find out.
Those
parents
can
never
find
out
Okay, we're ready to
to
X
go.
Okay, we're ready to go.
Okay
we're
ready
to
go
Who's the baby now? Who's the baby now?
Who's
the
baby
now
Good enough. Good enough.
Good
enough
-[baby cries] -[muffled screaming] -[baby cries] -[muffled screaming]
baby
cries
muffled
screaming
[helicopter blades whirring] [helicopter blades whirring]
helicopter
blades
whirring
-"Cease and desist"? -Why? -"Cease and desist"? -Why?
Cease
and
desist
Why
This is not up
up
X
to
to
X
code, and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.
This is not up to code, and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.
This
is
not
up
to
code
and
quite
frankly
it
looks
dangerous
We can't tear it down
down
X
.
We can't tear it down.
We
can't
tear
it
down
'Cause then the storks won't deliver my baby brother. 'Cause then the storks won't deliver my baby brother.
'Cause
then
the
storks
won't
deliver
my
baby
brother
[indistinct radio chatter] [indistinct radio chatter]
indistinct
radio
chatter
The policeman's right, Nate. The policeman's right, Nate.
The
policeman's
right
Nate
They don't deliver babies. Not anymore. They don't deliver babies. Not anymore.
They
don't
deliver
babies
Not
anymore
Then why did we do all this stuff? Then why did we do all this stuff?
Then
why
did
we
do
all
this
stuff
Because we were having such fun playing with
with
X
you.
Because we were having such fun playing with you.
Because
we
were
having
such
fun
playing
with
you
Oh, honey. We spent time together. Oh, honey. We spent time together.
Oh
honey
We
spent
time
together
And that's what matters. And that's what matters.
And
that's
what
matters
So is this like
like
X
a ticket thing or a warning thing?
So is this like a ticket thing or a warning thing?
So
is
this
like
a
ticket
thing
or
a
warning
thing
It feels like
like
X
a warning, right?
It feels like a warning, right?
It
feels
like
a
warning
right
[Sarah] Yeah, we are warned. We are properly warned. [Sarah] Yeah, we are warned. We are properly warned.
Sarah
Yeah
we
are
warned
We
are
properly
warned
[thunder rumbling] [thunder rumbling]
thunder
rumbling
[Sarah] Oh, buddy. [Sarah] Oh, buddy.
Sarah
Oh
buddy
Come on
on
X
.
Come on.
Come
on
What? What?
What
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[muffled grunts] [muffled grunts]
muffled
grunts
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
Oh
my
gosh
Are
you
okay
What happened? Where's the baby? What happened? Where's the baby?
What
happened
Where's
the
baby
They tied me up
up
X
and took her.
They tied me up and took her.
They
tied
me
up
and
took
her
Why would you think this was her house? Why would you think this was her house?
Why
would
you
think
this
was
her
house
It's surrounded by
by
X
a bunch of
of
X
scary warehouses.
It's surrounded by a bunch of scary warehouses.
It's
surrounded
by
a
bunch
of
scary
warehouses
Gentrification! Gentrification!
Gentrification
How could they just take her? She was your responsibility. How could they just take her? She was your responsibility.
How
could
they
just
take
her
She
was
your
responsibility
[yelling] It wasn't my fault, okay? [yelling] It wasn't my fault, okay?
yelling
It
wasn't
my
fault
okay
I'm not blaming you. I'm just worried about
about
X
the baby!
I'm not blaming you. I'm just worried about the baby!
I'm
not
blaming
you
I'm
just
worried
about
the
baby
Well, I'm also worried, which is why I'm yelling! Well, I'm also worried, which is why I'm yelling!
Well
I'm
also
worried
which
is
why
I'm
yelling
We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time! We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time!
We're
yelling
'cause
we're
wasting
time
[Junior] How can we get back to Cornerstore? [Junior] How can we get back to Cornerstore?
Junior
How
can
we
get
back
to
Cornerstore
You're shopping? What are you doing? You're shopping? What are you doing?
You're
shopping
What
are
you
doing
[elevator bell dings] [elevator bell dings]
elevator
bell
dings
Oh, I see. You did that so we could hide in
in
X
the box
Oh, I see. You did that so we could hide in the box
Oh
I
see
You
did
that
so
we
could
hide
in
the
box
and get back to Cornerstore real quick. and get back to Cornerstore real quick.
and
get
back
to
Cornerstore
real
quick
-That's right. -Yeah. -That's right. -Yeah.
That's
right
Yeah
Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on
on
X
?
Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on?
Wait
a
minute
Junior
what
is
going
on
[excited chattering] [excited chattering]
excited
chattering
What the heck is this? What the heck is this?
What
the
heck
is
this
This is Storkcon. This is Storkcon.
This
is
Storkcon
Once a year, storks come together for
for
X
one thing.
Once a year, storks come together for one thing.
Once
a
year
storks
come
together
for
one
thing
Storkcon! Storkcon!
Storkcon
The biggest stork convention on the planet Earth, where birds and-- The biggest stork convention on the planet Earth, where birds and--
The
biggest
stork
convention
on
the
planet
Earth
where
birds
and-
-Uh, Junior? -What? -Uh, Junior? -What?
Uh
Junior
What
What are you doing? We have to
to
X
save
save
X
the baby.
What are you doing? We have to save the baby.
What
are
you
doing
We
have
to
save
the
baby
I'm just a huge fan of
of
X
Storkcon.
I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon.
I'm
just
a
huge
fan
of
Storkcon
'Cause it's so cool. 'Cause it's so cool.
'Cause
it's
so
cool
There. Look, look, look! There. Look, look, look!
There
Look
look
look
[Tulip] They're headed towards
towards
X
the flight deck.
[Tulip] They're headed towards the flight deck.
Tulip
They're
headed
towards
the
flight
deck
What? It calms me. What? It calms me.
What
It
calms
me
Presenting the world's first round
round
X
box,
Presenting the world's first round box,
Presenting
the
world's
first
round
box
Sphericus! Sphericus!
Sphericus
[crowd gasps] [crowd gasps]
crowd
gasps
Circles can hold dreams! Circles can hold dreams!
Circles
can
hold
dreams
[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
crowd
cheering
How are we gonna get through
through
X
this crowd?
How are we gonna get through this crowd?
How
are
we
gonna
get
through
this
crowd
[Sphericus] Hello. [Sphericus] Hello.
Sphericus
Hello
I'm full of
of
X
dreams!
I'm full of dreams!
I'm
full
of
dreams
Hey, you guys aren't supposed to
to
X
be back here.
Hey, you guys aren't supposed to be back here.
Hey
you
guys
aren't
supposed
to
be
back
here
-[Junior] Pardon me, big guy. -[Tulip laughs] -[Junior] Pardon me, big guy. -[Tulip laughs]
Junior
Pardon
me
big
guy
Tulip
laughs
[Tulip] I'm full of
of
X
dreams!
[Tulip] I'm full of dreams!
Tulip
I'm
full
of
dreams
[Junior] Listen to
to
X
me, Tulip.
[Junior] Listen to me, Tulip.
Junior
Listen
to
me
Tulip
Even if we get the baby, we have no way to
to
X
get out of
of
X
here.
Even if we get the baby, we have no way to get out of here.
Even
if
we
get
the
baby
we
have
no
way
to
get
out
of
here
Storkcon is huge, Storkcon is huge,
Storkcon
is
huge
for
for
X
storks come from
from
X
all across
across
X
the world--
for storks come from all across the world--
for
storks
come
from
all
across
the
world-
Junior, stop talking about
about
X
Storkcon!
Junior, stop talking about Storkcon!
Junior
stop
talking
about
Storkcon
[Junior] All right, I'm sorry. It's just really impressive. Here we go. [Junior] All right, I'm sorry. It's just really impressive. Here we go.
Junior
All
right
I'm
sorry
It's
just
really
impressive
Here
we
go
[squawking] [squawking]
squawking
[exhales] [exhales]
exhales
[grumbles] [grumbles]
grumbles
[Junior] Put down
down
X
that baby!
[Junior] Put down that baby!
Junior
Put
down
that
baby
[shushing] [shushing]
shushing
[hushed grunting] [hushed grunting]
hushed
grunting
[muffled screaming] [muffled screaming]
muffled
screaming
[baby cooing] [baby cooing]
baby
cooing
[softly] Whoo! [softly] Whoo!
softly
Whoo
[shushing] [shushing]
shushing
[hushed screaming] [hushed screaming]
hushed
screaming
[muffled screaming] [muffled screaming]
muffled
screaming
[clanging] [clanging]
clanging
[babbling] [babbling]
babbling
[babbling] [babbling]
babbling
[elevator door beeps] [elevator door beeps]
elevator
door
beeps
[grumbling] [grumbling]
grumbling
[elevator bell dings] [elevator bell dings]
elevator
bell
dings
Growth analytics suggest increased bandwidth Growth analytics suggest increased bandwidth
Growth
analytics
suggest
increased
bandwidth
enabling us to
to
X
silo creative core components.
enabling us to silo creative core components.
enabling
us
to
silo
creative
core
components
I got your text. I got your text.
I
got
your
text
Sorry, but
but
X
we could only find one jet pack.
Sorry, but we could only find one jet pack.
Sorry
but
we
could
only
find
one
jet
pack
[Tulip] All right, give me the pack. I'm taking her. [Tulip] All right, give me the pack. I'm taking her.
Tulip
All
right
give
me
the
pack
I'm
taking
her
-What? No, I'm taking her. -No way. -What? No, I'm taking her. -No way.
What
No
I'm
taking
her
No
way
When you had her last, you lost her. When you had her last, you lost her.
When
you
had
her
last
you
lost
her
-After you left us. -After you fired me! -After you left us. -After you fired me!
After
you
left
us
After
you
fired
me
'Cause you're bad at
at
X
everything.
'Cause you're bad at everything.
'Cause
you're
bad
at
everything
-I wish I'd never met you. -Whoa! Wow, -I wish I'd never met you. -Whoa! Wow,
I
wish
I'd
never
met
you
Whoa
Wow
well, you know what? I wish I'd never met you. well, you know what? I wish I'd never met you.
well
you
know
what
I
wish
I'd
never
met
you
The only good thing to
to
X
come out of
of
X
all of
of
X
this
The only good thing to come out of all of this
The
only
good
thing
to
come
out
of
all
of
this
is this baby, and I am taking her. is this baby, and I am taking her.
is
this
baby
and
I
am
taking
her
[Junior] This baby is far too precious and perfect for
for
X
you. I'm taking her!
[Junior] This baby is far too precious and perfect for you. I'm taking her!
Junior
This
baby
is
far
too
precious
and
perfect
for
you
I'm
taking
her
-[Tulip] I'm taking her. -[Junior] I'm taking her! -[Tulip] I'm taking her. -[Junior] I'm taking her!
Tulip
I'm
taking
her
Junior
I'm
taking
her
-[Tulip] I'm taking her! -[Junior] I'm taking her! -[Tulip] I'm taking her! -[Junior] I'm taking her!
Tulip
I'm
taking
her
Junior
I'm
taking
her
[baby squeals] [baby squeals]
baby
squeals
What is that? What is that?
What
is
that
[Tulip] My pants fell down
down
X
. Oh, no. [chuckles nervously]
[Tulip] My pants fell down. Oh, no. [chuckles nervously]
Tulip
My
pants
fell
down
Oh
no
chuckles
nervously
[squeals] [squeals]
squeals
[all yelling] [all yelling]
all
yelling
-[Tulip] Where are we going? -[Junior] I don't know. -[Tulip] Where are we going? -[Junior] I don't know.
Tulip
Where
are
we
going
Junior
I
don't
know
Oh, okay. Not that way. Oh, okay. Not that way.
Oh
okay
Not
that
way
[Tulip] Not that way either. [Tulip] Not that way either.
Tulip
Not
that
way
either
Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
Hey
guys
[shivers] This is very overwhelming. [shivers] This is very overwhelming.
shivers
This
is
very
overwhelming
[growls] Hand over
over
X
that thing.
[growls] Hand over that thing.
growls
Hand
over
that
thing
Come one step closer, Come one step closer,
Come
one
step
closer
and I will drop this. and I will drop this.
and
I
will
drop
this
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
Whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
Junior, look, hand over
over
X
the baby, and we'll let bygones be bygones.
Junior, look, hand over the baby, and we'll let bygones be bygones.
Junior
look
hand
over
the
baby
and
we'll
let
bygones
be
bygones
More than
than
X
that.
More than that.
More
than
that
You can still be... You can still be...
You
can
still
be
Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
Aaaahhh
Why isn't it working? Why isn't it working?
Why
isn't
it
working
Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
Aaaahhh
One baby? One baby?
One
baby
How about
about
X
a million!
How about a million!
How
about
a
million
[Tulip] Wait, no! [Tulip] Wait, no!
Tulip
Wait
no
[system powering up
up
X
]
[system powering up]
system
powering
up
[female automated voice] Danger. Danger. [female automated voice] Danger. Danger.
female
automated
voice
Danger
Danger
I did not think that through
through
X
.
I did not think that through.
I
did
not
think
that
through
No! No!
No
[machines whirring] [machines whirring]
machines
whirring
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[dings] [dings]
dings
[cooing] [cooing]
cooing
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[giggles] [giggles]
giggles
[burps] [burps]
burps
-Turn it off
off
X
! Turn it off
off
X
! -[all] Aww!
-Turn it off! Turn it off! -[all] Aww!
Turn
it
off
Turn
it
off
all
Aww
You stop it this instant. You stop it this instant.
You
stop
it
this
instant
[babies giggling] [babies giggling]
babies
giggling
[sneezing] [sneezing]
sneezing
[babies gurgling, giggling] [babies gurgling, giggling]
babies
gurgling
giggling
Shut it down
down
X
. Shut it down
down
X
.
Shut it down. Shut it down.
Shut
it
down
Shut
it
down
This is my moment! This is my moment!
This
is
my
moment
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh
no
[growls] [growls]
growls
[Tulip] Uh... [Tulip] Uh...
Tulip
Uh
[Junior] Uh-oh. [Junior] Uh-oh.
Junior
Uh-oh
-[bell dinging] -[babies giggling] -[bell dinging] -[babies giggling]
bell
dinging
babies
giggling
[machine shuts down
down
X
]
[machine shuts down]
machine
shuts
down
-Let's go -Come on
on
X
.
-Let's go -Come on.
Let's
go
Come
on
Go, go, go. Grab it. Go, go, go. Grab it.
Go
go
go
Grab
it
-Over here. I got this one. -[Junior] Catch it. -Over here. I got this one. -[Junior] Catch it.
Over
here
I
got
this
one
Junior
Catch
it
Got it. Whoo. Got it. Whoo.
Got
it
Whoo
Out of
of
X
my way, out of
of
X
my way!
Out of my way, out of my way!
Out
of
my
way
out
of
my
way
[farts] [farts]
farts
-[engine sputters] -Oh, no. -[engine sputters] -Oh, no.
engine
sputters
Oh
no
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
One million babies! One million babies!
One
million
babies
Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
Oh
hi
-Oh, no. -No! -Oh, no. -No!
Oh
no
No
-Come on
on
X
. -[evil laughter]
-Come on. -[evil laughter]
Come
on
evil
laughter
Now it's time to
to
X
do what I should've done so long ago.
Now it's time to do what I should've done so long ago.
Now
it's
time
to
do
what
I
should've
done
so
long
ago
Destroy the baby factory! Destroy the baby factory!
Destroy
the
baby
factory
No, you can't. No, you can't.
No
you
can't
-[Hunter] Yes, I can. -No, you can't. -[Hunter] Yes, I can. -No, you can't.
Hunter
Yes
I
can
No
you
can't
-Yes, I can. -No, you can't. -Yes, I can. -No, you can't.
Yes
I
can
No
you
can't
We could go on like
like
X
this all day. I'm just gonna go on
We could go on like this all day. I'm just gonna go on
We
could
go
on
like
this
all
day
I'm
just
gonna
go
on
and destroy the baby factory. and destroy the baby factory.
and
destroy
the
baby
factory
Goodbye, baby-making machine. Goodbye, baby-making machine.
Goodbye
baby-making
machine
-[baby gurgling] -[machine shuts down
down
X
]
-[baby gurgling] -[machine shuts down]
baby
gurgling
machine
shuts
down
What the heck? What the heck?
What
the
heck
Told you babies were smart. Told you babies were smart.
Told
you
babies
were
smart
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
Babies are dumb. Babies are super-duper dumb. Babies are dumb. Babies are super-duper dumb.
Babies
are
dumb
Babies
are
super-duper
dumb
-No, no, no. -[Tulip] No, no. Wait, no. -No, no, no. -[Tulip] No, no. Wait, no.
No
no
no
Tulip
No
no
Wait
no
-Diamond, give it back. -You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop! -Diamond, give it back. -You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!
Diamond
give
it
back
You
stop
it
this
instant
Stop
Stop
[groaning] [groaning]
groaning
-[Junior] Come on
on
X
. -[Hunter] What?
-[Junior] Come on. -[Hunter] What?
Junior
Come
on
Hunter
What
No! No!
No
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[groans] [groans]
groans
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[metal clatters, creaking] [metal clatters, creaking]
metal
clatters
creaking
[rumbling] [rumbling]
rumbling
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
[panting] [panting]
panting
[bird chirps] [bird chirps]
bird
chirps
[Hunter chuckles] [Hunter chuckles]
Hunter
chuckles
Now get over
over
X
here and get me out of
of
X
here.
Now get over here and get me out of here.
Now
get
over
here
and
get
me
out
of
here
Oh! Oh!
Oh
[whispers] All right. Don't move. [whispers] All right. Don't move.
whispers
All
right
Don't
move
[birds chirping] [birds chirping]
birds
chirping
[creaking] [creaking]
creaking
[gasps] Whoa! [gasps] Whoa!
gasps
Whoa
What? What?
What
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh
no
[chuckles] [chuckles]
chuckles
[dramatic music playing] [dramatic music playing]
dramatic
music
playing
No! No!
No
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
[snarls] [snarls]
snarls
[Tulip and Junior screaming] [Tulip and Junior screaming]
Tulip
and
Junior
screaming
[wind whooshing] [wind whooshing]
wind
whooshing
-Always deliver! -[Junior yelling] -Always deliver! -[Junior yelling]
Always
deliver
Junior
yelling
[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
crowd
cheering
Whoo. You did it. Whoo. You did it.
Whoo
You
did
it
I can hear my bones. I can hear my bones.
I
can
hear
my
bones
[laughs] Yeah, we should land because this hurts so much. [laughs] Yeah, we should land because this hurts so much.
laughs
Yeah
we
should
land
because
this
hurts
so
much
We did it. We did it. We're a family! We did it. We did it. We're a family!
We
did
it
We
did
it
We're
a
family
Yes! We're a... Yes! We're a...
Yes
We're
a
[retching] [retching]
retching
Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there. Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.
Sorry
I
kinda
ruined
the
moment
there
I just have so much internal bleeding. I just have so much internal bleeding.
I
just
have
so
much
internal
bleeding
We're a family. We're a family.
We're
a
family
[gasps] Look at that. [gasps] Look at that.
gasps
Look
at
that
Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken. Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.
Uh
what
What
I
thought
it
was
broken
I guess it was just dislocated. I guess it was just dislocated.
I
guess
it
was
just
dislocated
It must've popped back in
in
X
when we landed.
It must've popped back in when we landed.
It
must've
popped
back
in
when
we
landed
Oh, yep. What a twist. Oh, yep. What a twist.
Oh
yep
What
a
twist
-[baby coos] -[both gasp] -[baby coos] -[both gasp]
baby
coos
both
gasp
-Oh, no. -Uh... -Oh, no. -Uh...
Oh
no
Uh
So many of
of
X
them.
So many of them.
So
many
of
them
They're pulling my feathers! They're pulling my feathers!
They're
pulling
my
feathers
What are we going to
to
X
do?
What are we going to do?
What
are
we
going
to
do
All right, everybody. Gather around
around
X
. Gather around
around
X
.
All right, everybody. Gather around. Gather around.
All
right
everybody
Gather
around
Gather
around
An annoying person asked me once why I wanna be boss. An annoying person asked me once why I wanna be boss.
An
annoying
person
asked
me
once
why
I
wanna
be
boss
Well, I never knew why until
until
X
today.
Well, I never knew why until today.
Well
I
never
knew
why
until
today
Baby delivery is our true calling. Baby delivery is our true calling.
Baby
delivery
is
our
true
calling
This is not just a bunch of
of
X
metal, and glass,
This is not just a bunch of metal, and glass,
This
is
not
just
a
bunch
of
metal
and
glass
and whatever that giant magical crystal-looking thing is made of
of
X
.
and whatever that giant magical crystal-looking thing is made of.
and
whatever
that
giant
magical
crystal-looking
thing
is
made
of
This is the heart of
of
X
what storks were put on
on
X
this Earth to do.
This is the heart of what storks were put on this Earth to do.
This
is
the
heart
of
what
storks
were
put
on
this
Earth
to
do
This is our mission. This is our mission.
This
is
our
mission
We pride ourselves on
on
X
customer service.
We pride ourselves on customer service.
We
pride
ourselves
on
customer
service
Well, this is a family that never got the baby they asked for
for
X
.
Well, this is a family that never got the baby they asked for.
Well
this
is
a
family
that
never
got
the
baby
they
asked
for
Make a plan. Make a plan.
Make
a
plan
Stick to
to
X
the plan.
Stick to the plan.
Stick
to
the
plan
Always deliver. Always deliver.
Always
deliver
[crowd cheering, applauding] [crowd cheering, applauding]
crowd
cheering
applauding
That's great. This is great. But we don't have any pods. That's great. This is great. But we don't have any pods.
That's
great
This
is
great
But
we
don't
have
any
pods
[murmuring] [murmuring]
murmuring
Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop? Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?
Wait
Everyone
stop
Would
you
stop
[Jasper] Hey. [Jasper] Hey.
Jasper
Hey
-What about
about
X
these? -Yes.
-What about these? -Yes.
What
about
these
Yes
Thank you, Jasper. Thank you, Jasper.
Thank
you
Jasper
I agree. I agree.
I
agree
Baby delivery is what we're born to
to
X
do.
Baby delivery is what we're born to do.
Baby
delivery
is
what
we're
born
to
do
Should we do anything about
about
X
him?
Should we do anything about him?
Should
we
do
anything
about
him
It's... It's fine. It's... It's fine.
It's
It's
fine
["Fire and the Flood" playing] ["Fire and the Flood" playing]
Fire
and
the
Flood
playing
♪ Since we met I feel a lightness in my step ♪ ♪ Since we met I feel a lightness in my step ♪
Since
we
met
I
feel
a
lightness
in
my
step
♪ You're miles away But I still feel you ♪ ♪ You're miles away But I still feel you ♪
You're
miles
away
But
I
still
feel
you
♪ Anywhere I go there you are Anywhere ♪ ♪ Anywhere I go there you are Anywhere ♪
Anywhere
I
go
there
you
are
Anywhere
♪ Anywhere I go there you are ♪ ♪ Anywhere I go there you are ♪
Anywhere
I
go
there
you
are
♪ Late at night When you can't fall asleep ♪ ♪ Late at night When you can't fall asleep ♪
Late
at
night
When
you
can't
fall
asleep
♪ I'll be lying right beside
beside
X
you Counting sheep ♪
♪ I'll be lying right beside you Counting sheep ♪
I'll
be
lying
right
beside
you
Counting
sheep
♪ Anywhere I go there you are Anywhere ♪ ♪ Anywhere I go there you are Anywhere ♪
Anywhere
I
go
there
you
are
Anywhere
♪ Anywhere I go there you are ♪ ♪ Anywhere I go there you are ♪
Anywhere
I
go
there
you
are
♪ There you are There you are ♪ ♪ There you are There you are ♪
There
you
are
There
you
are
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
[vocalizing continues] [vocalizing continues]
vocalizing
continues
♪ Now listen here, she said ♪ ♪ Now listen here, she said ♪
Now
listen
here
she
said
♪ Boy, when you know you'll know ♪ ♪ Boy, when you know you'll know ♪
Boy
when
you
know
you'll
know
♪ And I know ♪ ♪ And I know ♪
And
I
know
♪ You're the fire and the flood ♪ ♪ You're the fire and the flood ♪
You're
the
fire
and
the
flood
♪ And I'll always feel you in
in
X
my blood ♪
♪ And I'll always feel you in my blood ♪
And
I'll
always
feel
you
in
my
blood
♪ Everything is fine ♪ ♪ Everything is fine ♪
Everything
is
fine
They're here. Oh, my gosh. They're here. Oh, my gosh.
They're
here
Oh
my
gosh
I can't believe it. They're here. I can't believe it. They're here.
I
can't
believe
it
They're
here
They're here! They're here!
They're
here
♪ Next to
to
X
mine ♪
♪ Next to mine ♪
Next
to
mine
♪ You're the fire and the flood ♪ ♪ You're the fire and the flood ♪
You're
the
fire
and
the
flood
[giggles] [giggles]
giggles
[both] Aww... [both] Aww...
both
Aww
Sign here. Sign here.
Sign
here
And sign here. And sign here.
And
sign
here
[voice breaking] Initial here. [voice breaking] Initial here.
voice
breaking
Initial
here
[sighs] Initial here, here, and-- [sighs] Initial here, here, and--
sighs
Initial
here
here
and-
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[giggling] [giggling]
giggling
[giggling] [giggling]
giggling
I love you, my little lady. I love you, my little lady.
I
love
you
my
little
lady
And we always will. And we always will.
And
we
always
will
Bye. Bye.
Bye
Oh, so you deliver to
to
X
the front door.
Oh, so you deliver to the front door.
Oh
so
you
deliver
to
the
front
door
So we didn't have to
to
X
destroy our entire house.
So we didn't have to destroy our entire house.
So
we
didn't
have
to
destroy
our
entire
house
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother. Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother.
Yo
Stork
I
ordered
a
brother
I ordered a brother! I ordered a brother!
I
ordered
a
brother
You wanna feed her her bottle? You wanna feed her her bottle?
You
wanna
feed
her
her
bottle
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Ninja skills. Ninja skills.
Ninja
skills
You okay? You okay?
You
okay
[sniffles] Of course. I'm fine. [sniffles] Of course. I'm fine.
sniffles
Of
course
I'm
fine
Oh, this does not feel good. Oh, this does not feel good.
Oh
this
does
not
feel
good
Is every delivery gonna be like
like
X
this?
Is every delivery gonna be like this?
Is
every
delivery
gonna
be
like
this
What can I say? It's a terrible business. What can I say? It's a terrible business.
What
can
I
say
It's
a
terrible
business
-I feel so sad all the time. -[giggles] -I feel so sad all the time. -[giggles]
I
feel
so
sad
all
the
time
giggles
No. I'm actually fine now. No. I'm actually fine now.
No
I'm
actually
fine
now
Yeah, it looks like
like
X
you're handling stuff real well.
Yeah, it looks like you're handling stuff real well.
Yeah
it
looks
like
you're
handling
stuff
real
well
[sobbing] Yeah. Look good, feel good. [sobbing] Yeah. Look good, feel good.
sobbing
Yeah
Look
good
feel
good
Yeah, pretty cool, man. Yeah, pretty cool, man.
Yeah
pretty
cool
man
Just enjoying it. Just enjoying it.
Just
enjoying
it
You know, I'm here if you wanna talk about
about
X
anything.
You know, I'm here if you wanna talk about anything.
You
know
I'm
here
if
you
wanna
talk
about
anything
-I'm here to
to
X
listen. -Nope.
-I'm here to listen. -Nope.
I'm
here
to
listen
Nope
[Tulip] Okay, well, it seems like
like
X
you're handling it pretty well.
[Tulip] Okay, well, it seems like you're handling it pretty well.
Tulip
Okay
well
it
seems
like
you're
handling
it
pretty
well
[Junior] Yeah, I am. [Junior] Yeah, I am.
Junior
Yeah
I
am
-[Tulip] You're shaking. -[Junior] You're shaking! -[Tulip] You're shaking. -[Junior] You're shaking!
Tulip
You're
shaking
Junior
You're
shaking
[Tulip] Junior, it's okay to
to
X
let your feelings out.
[Tulip] Junior, it's okay to let your feelings out.
Tulip
Junior
it's
okay
to
let
your
feelings
out
[Junior] I'm not feeling. [Junior] I'm not feeling.
Junior
I'm
not
feeling
-[Tulip] It's healthy. -[Junior] I have no feelings! -[Tulip] It's healthy. -[Junior] I have no feelings!
Tulip
It's
healthy
Junior
I
have
no
feelings
[Tulip] Come on
on
X
, let it out.
[Tulip] Come on, let it out.
Tulip
Come
on
let
it
out
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
[Junior] Hey. [Junior] Hey.
Junior
Hey
We're all right behind
behind
X
you.
We're all right behind you.
We're
all
right
behind
you
[birds chirping] [birds chirping]
birds
chirping
[Jasper] Go on
on
X
.
[Jasper] Go on.
Jasper
Go
on
[bell rings] [bell rings]
bell
rings
-[gasps] -Who is it, honey? -[gasps] -Who is it, honey?
gasps
Who
is
it
honey
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[all gasping] [all gasping]
all
gasping
Who is it, Dad? Who is it, Dad?
Who
is
it
Dad
[cat meows] [cat meows]
cat
meows
Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad?
Mom
and
Dad
[all sigh] [all sigh]
all
sigh
All right, guys. All right, guys.
All
right
guys
We delivered her. We delivered her.
We
delivered
her
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's
go
[Tulip] Junior. [Tulip] Junior.
Tulip
Junior
Where are you going? Get over
over
X
here.
Where are you going? Get over here.
Where
are
you
going
Get
over
here
[all] Yeah! [all] Yeah!
all
Yeah
-[Tulip's family] Come on
on
X
. -No, no, no.
-[Tulip's family] Come on. -No, no, no.
Tulip's
family
Come
on
No
no
no
["Holdin' Out" playing] ["Holdin' Out" playing]
Holdin'
Out
playing
You love it. You love it.
You
love
it
♪ I was looking up
up
X
♪ I was looking up ♪
I
was
looking
up
♪ Holding on
on
X
to
to
X
patience ♪
♪ Holding on to patience ♪
Holding
on
to
patience
♪ Counting up
up
X
the days Days that I'd been waiting ♪
♪ Counting up the days Days that I'd been waiting ♪
Counting
up
the
days
Days
that
I'd
been
waiting
♪ You can take your time ♪ ♪ You can take your time ♪
You
can
take
your
time
♪ I'll be on the front porch Keepin' on the light ♪ ♪ I'll be on the front porch Keepin' on the light ♪
I'll
be
on
the
front
porch
Keepin'
on
the
light
♪ You can see it if you look for
for
X
it ♪
♪ You can see it if you look for it ♪
You
can
see
it
if
you
look
for
it
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
[camera clicks] [camera clicks]
camera
clicks
♪ I would lie awake at
at
X
night ♪
♪ I would lie awake at night ♪
I
would
lie
awake
at
night
♪ Hopin' that one day I'd run ♪ ♪ Hopin' that one day I'd run ♪
Hopin'
that
one
day
I'd
run
♪ I had waited ♪ ♪ I had waited ♪
I
had
waited
♪ All my life ♪ ♪ All my life ♪
All
my
life
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
♪ I would lie awake ♪ ♪ I would lie awake ♪
I
would
lie
awake
♪ In the night ♪ ♪ In the night ♪
In
the
night
♪ Hopin' that one day ♪ ♪ Hopin' that one day ♪
Hopin'
that
one
day
♪ I'd run ♪ ♪ I'd run ♪
I'd
run
♪ I had waited ♪ ♪ I had waited ♪
I
had
waited
♪ All my life ♪ ♪ All my life ♪
All
my
life
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
♪ Yeah, I was holdin' ♪ ♪ Yeah, I was holdin' ♪
Yeah
I
was
holdin'
♪ Holding you ♪ ♪ Holding you ♪
Holding
you
♪ Yeah, I was holdin' ♪ ♪ Yeah, I was holdin' ♪
Yeah
I
was
holdin'
♪ Waited for
for
X
you ♪
♪ Waited for you ♪
Waited
for
you
♪ Waited for
for
X
♪ Waited for ♪
Waited
for
[upbeat music playing] [upbeat music playing]
upbeat
music
playing
[pleasant music playing] [pleasant music playing]
pleasant
music
playing

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