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I am VERY disappointed that I won't be
I am VERY disappointed that I won't be
able to celebrate Howard's
able to celebrate Howard's
accomplishment tonight. Me too but we'll
accomplishment tonight Me too but we'll
see him tomorrow. Yes, it's just that in
see him tomorrow Yes it's just that in
all the years I've known him he's never
all the years I've known him he's never
had the opportunity to receive my
had the opportunity to receive my
admiration. I was excited to see the look
admiration I was excited to see the look
on his face when it finally happened.
on his face when it finally happened
You're unbelievable. I know. All right.
You're unbelievable I know All right
Pictionary. What are the teams? How about
Pictionary What are the teams How about
boys versus girls?
boys versus girls
Oh that hardly seems fair, yeah but I
Oh that hardly seems fair yeah but I
guess any team that I'm not on has a
guess any team that I'm not on has a
decided disadvantage.
decided disadvantage
Once again. Unbelievable. Once again I
Once again Unbelievable Once again I
know. All right. Round one. Here. Got it.
know All right Round one Here Got it
Okay ready set go.
Okay ready set go
Er..box. Er..window. Batman. Batman and Robin.
Erbox Erwindow Batman Batman and Robin
Ah Wonder Twins plus the monkey. Wonder
Ah Wonder Twins plus the monkey Wonder
Twins plus the monkey and Batman.
Twins plus the monkey and Batman
Er..gift. Er..PRESENT!
Ergift ErPRESENT
Oh Leonard! How can you not get that? In what universe
Oh Leonard How can you not get that In what universe
is that a present? It's not A present, its
is that a present It's not A present its
THE present. Look, there's you and me yes
THE present Look there's you and me yes
Penny and Amy. We're playing Pictionary
Penny and Amy We're playing Pictionary
in THE present.
in THE present
Oh my god we're gonna kill them. It's a
Oh my god we're gonna kill them It's a
core gluon plasma. No. It's asymptotically
core gluon plasma No It's asymptotically
free parton's inside a quark-gluon
free parton's inside a quark-gluon
plasma. Nothing with quarks. It's an
plasma Nothing with quarks It's an
observational rebuttal of the lambda-cdm
observational rebuttal of the lambda-cdm
model of the universe. No. It's a chocolate chip cookie! Yes!
model of the universe No It's a chocolate chip cookie Yes
How could you miss that? Hey, if you
How could you miss that Hey if you
want someone to guess chocolate-chip
want someone to guess chocolate-chip
cookie you draw a glass of milk next to
cookie you draw a glass of milk next to
it.
it
Penny got it. Yeah only after I
Penny got it Yeah only after I
eliminated all the obvious answers.
eliminated all the obvious answers
You're welcome.
You're welcome
Ah..sausage. Ah.. bratwurst? Oh a..hotdog.
Ahsausage Ah bratwurst Oh ahotdog
Penny aren't you gonna draw
Penny aren't you gonna draw
something? Relax, we got time this is so
something Relax we got time this is so
fun. There. A solar system. Unidentified
fun There A solar system Unidentified
flying liverwurst? Now? Soon. Come on
flying liverwurst Now Soon Come on
Leonard I am spoon-feeding this to you.
Leonard I am spoon-feeding this to you
I don't know.. Casper the alcoholic ghost?
I don't know Casper the alcoholic ghost
Alright that's enough.
Alright that's enough
Hands? Nail polish? Yeah! No! The word is Polish.
Hands Nail polish Yeah No The word is Polish
See look, Polish sausage. The model of the
See look Polish sausage The model of the
solar system developed by Nicolaus
solar system developed by Nicolaus
Copernicus a Polish astronomer, finally
Copernicus a Polish astronomer finally
that wasn't enough which it should have
that wasn't enough which it should have
been. This is Madame Curie killing
been This is Madame Curie killing
herself by discovering radium who,
herself by discovering radium who
although she was a naturalized French
although she was a naturalized French
citizen, was Polish by birth. Excuse me
citizen was Polish by birth Excuse me
the word is polish, see small p. So it is.
the word is polish see small p So it is
I guess we both share blame on this one.
I guess we both share blame on this one
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