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I am going to be happy this year.
I am going to be happy this year
I am going to make myself happy.
I am going to make myself happy
Do you want us to leave the room or ...?
Do you want us to leave the room or
Every day I'm gonna do one thing I have
Every day I'm gonna do one thing I have
never done before. That, my friends, is my
never done before That my friends is my
New Year's resolution.
New Year's resolution
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh that's a good one
Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Mine is to pilot a commercial jet
That's a good one too, Phoebs.
That's a good one too Phoebs
Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people
Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people
whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths
Maybe your resolution should be not
Maybe your resolution should be not
to make fun of your friends.
to make fun of your friends
In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't
In fact I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't
go the whole year without making fun of us.
go the whole year without making fun of us
You know what? Better yet, a week.
You know what Better yet a week
I'll take that bet my friend
I'll take that bet my friend
and you know what? Paying me the 50 bucks
and you know what Paying me the 50 bucks
can be the new thing you do that day.
can be the new thing you do that day
And it starts right now.
And it starts right now
Alright, my New Year's resolution is to
Alright my New Year's resolution is to
learn how to play guitar.
learn how to play guitar
Oh really? How come?
Oh really How come
You know those.. uh.. special
You know those uh special
skills I have listed on my resume.
skills I have listed on my resume
I would love it if one of those was true.
I would love it if one of those was true
Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
Do you want me to teach you I'm a great teacher
Oh really? Who ... who have you taught?
Oh really Who who have you taught
Well I taught me and I looove me.
Well I taught me and I looove me
Great! Yeah, thanks Phoebs.
Great Yeah thanks Phoebs
Oh look! Blair forgot her glasses and she's gonna
Oh look Blair forgot her glasses and she's gonna
really be needing these to keep an eye on
really be needing these to keep an eye on
that boyfriend. Who, from what I hear,
that boyfriend Who from what I hear
needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer,
needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer
if you know what I'm talking about!
if you know what I'm talking about
Hey Rach. Maybe your resolution should be
Hey Rach Maybe your resolution should be
to.. um.. gossip less.
to um gossip less
What? I don't gossip.
What I don't gossip
Maybe sometimes I find out things,
Maybe sometimes I find out things
or I hear something
or I hear something
and I pass that information on
and I pass that information on
You know kind of like a public service.
You know kind of like a public service
That doesn't mean I'm a gossip.
That doesn't mean I'm a gossip
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