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♪ I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser ♪
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
♪ Midnights become my afternoons ♪
Midnights become my afternoons
♪ When my depression works the graveyard shift ♪
When my depression works the graveyard shift
♪ All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room ♪
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
♪ I should not be left to my own devices,
I should not be left to my own devices
they come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis ♪
they come with prices and vices I end up in crisis
♪ Tale as old as time ♪
Tale as old as time
♪ I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I’ll watch as you’re leaving ♪
I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
♪ ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming for the last time ♪
‘Cause you got tired of my scheming for the last time
♪ It’s me ♪
It’s me
♪ Hi ♪
Hi
♪ I’m the problem, it’s me ♪
I’m the problem it’s me
♪ At teatime ♪
At teatime
♪ Everybody agrees ♪
Everybody agrees
♪ I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror ♪
I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
♪ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ♪
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
♪ Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby ♪
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
♪ And I’m a monster on the hill ♪
And I’m a monster on the hill
♪ Too big to hang out ♪
Too big to hang out
♪ Slowly lurching toward your favorite city ♪
Slowly lurching toward your favorite city
♪ Pierced through the heart but never killed ♪
Pierced through the heart but never killed
♪ Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as ♪
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as
♪ Altruism like some kind of congressman ♪
Altruism like some kind of congressman
♪ Tale as old as time ♪
Tale as old as time
♪ I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I’ll watch as you’re leaving ♪
I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
♪ And life will lose all its meaning for the last time ♪
And life will lose all its meaning for the last time
♪ It’s me ♪
It’s me
♪ Hi ♪
Hi
♪ I’m the problem, it’s me ♪
I’m the problem it’s me
♪ At teatime ♪
At teatime
♪ Everybody agrees ♪
Everybody agrees
♪ I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror ♪
I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
♪ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ♪
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
♪ I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money ♪
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
♪ She thinks I left them in the will ♪
She thinks I left them in the will
♪ The family gathers ‘round and reads it ♪
The family gathers ‘round and reads it
♪ And then someone screams out ♪
And then someone screams out
♪ “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” ♪
“She’s laughing up at us from hell”
- What?? What does it say?
What What does it say
- It's the worst
It's the worst
- But who got the beach house!?
But who got the beach house
- She’s having it turned into a cat sanctuary
She’s having it turned into a cat sanctuary
- What!? Cats don't even like the beach
What Cats don't even like the beach
- What about the rest of the assets?
What about the rest of the assets
- I flew all the way here from Ibiza
I flew all the way here from Ibiza
- To my children, I leave 13 cents.
To my children I leave 13 cents
- Wait. Wait. You guys.
Wait Wait You guys
There’s probably a secret encoded message that means something else!
There’s probably a secret encoded message that means something else
Yeah, yeah, yeah that's what Mom would always do.
Yeah yeah yeah that's what Mom would always do
“PS: There is no secret encoded message that means something else. Love, Taylor”
“PS: There is no secret encoded message that means something else Love Taylor”
Great, well good job Chad. You finally pushed it too far.
Great well good job Chad You finally pushed it too far
What are you implying by that?
What are you implying by that
I think she's implying that you haven't hesitated to trade on Mom's name
I think she's implying that you haven't hesitated to trade on Mom's name
Excuse me?
Excuse me
Ummm, do you not remember your book ‘Growing Up Swift’
Ummm do you not remember your book ‘Growing Up Swift’
And your stupid podcast 'Life Comes at You Swiftly'
And your stupid podcast 'Life Comes at You Swiftly'
Which I'm pretty sure you are recording for on your phone right now
Which I'm pretty sure you are recording for on your phone right now
Chad, come on! At her funeral Chad.
Chad come on At her funeral Chad
Okay, well why don't you go cry about it at the country club
Okay well why don't you go cry about it at the country club
that you name dropped mom to get into, Preston
that you name dropped mom to get into Preston
and Kimber, you are literally wearing her clothes right now
and Kimber you are literally wearing her clothes right now
No, I'm not
No I'm not
That's from the Fearless Tour, 2009
That's from the Fearless Tour 2009
Okay, well you know what, we were very, very close. I miss her
Okay well you know what we were very very close I miss her
They were so close
They were so close
Okay, I'm just gonna say it, I think she killed her
Okay I'm just gonna say it I think she killed her
You've gone too far
You've gone too far
Kimber was the last one with her!! She didn't fall off that balcony!! She was pushed
Kimber was the last one with her She didn't fall off that balcony She was pushed
Noooo!!! You monster!!!
Noooo You monster
♪ It's me ♪
It's me
♪ Hi ♪
Hi
♪ I'm the problem, it's me ♪
I'm the problem it's me
♪ It's me ♪
It's me
♪ Hi ♪
Hi
♪ I'm the problem, it's me ♪
I'm the problem it's me
♪ It's me ♪
It's me
♪ Hi ♪
Hi
♪ Everybody agrees ♪
Everybody agrees
♪ Everybody agrees ♪
Everybody agrees
♪ It's me ♪
It's me
♪ Hi ♪
Hi
♪ I'm the problem, it's me ♪
I'm the problem it's me
♪ At teatime ♪
At teatime
♪ Everybody agrees ♪
Everybody agrees
♪ I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror ♪
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
♪ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ♪
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
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