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i'm going to rent a car today i'm kind
i'm going to rent a car today i'm kind
of terrified
of terrified
i've never driven here before i just
i've never driven here before i just
thought it would make it easier uh for
thought it would make it easier uh for
me and marcia to set up a lot of things
me and marcia to set up a lot of things
to have a car usually when you're in
to have a car usually when you're in
japan you're like there's a couple
japan you're like there's a couple
foreigners in there like tourists but
foreigners in there like tourists but
i'm the only one
i'm the only one
there's no tourist whatsoever
there's no tourist whatsoever
i feel very out of place
i feel very out of place
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i think that's the one
i think that's the one
it's so ugly
it's so ugly
i got the car i'm so scared i'm
i got the car i'm so scared i'm
terrified
terrified
he did not speak english very well and i
he did not speak english very well and i
speak
speak
no japanese but we managed to get by
no japanese but we managed to get by
he helped me set up the
he helped me set up the
navigation it's not a long ride so i
navigation it's not a long ride so i
should be fine but
should be fine but
i am a little scared
i am a little scared
i'm like
i'm like
do i drive on the left side or the right
do i drive on the left side or the right
side i can't remember oh god i did it
side i can't remember oh god i did it
holy [ __ ] i'm so happy
holy  __  i'm so happy
that was so fun i don't know i was so
that was so fun i don't know i was so
nervous and now that i've done it i feel
nervous and now that i've done it i feel
amazing i'm so glad that was so cool the
amazing i'm so glad that was so cool the
roads are so pretty nothing like driving
roads are so pretty nothing like driving
in london
in london
oh i'm so happy
oh i'm so happy
definitely worth it it's the
definitely worth it it's the
ugliest car i've ever seen but uh i'm
ugliest car i've ever seen but uh i'm
[ __ ] thrilled that's great i've been
__  thrilled that's great i've been
practicing japanese but i don't know
practicing japanese but i don't know
anything but i know we know i knew
anything but i know we know i knew
enough to understand him and i made it
enough to understand him and i made it
so much easier so i'm so glad
so much easier so i'm so glad
i've done that but i definitely need to
i've done that but i definitely need to
learn more holy [ __ ]
learn more holy  __
i did it
i did it
killed
killed
yeah you should it's the worst car ever
yeah you should it's the worst car ever
made yeah
made yeah
yeah that's our car
yeah that's our car
for a month
for a month
you can't take off without the keys
you can't take off without the keys
we're going on a car ride it's so fun to
we're going on a car ride it's so fun to
drive here
drive here
feels like i have my driver license at
feels like i have my driver license at
18 again
18 again
but i got my buddy with me yeah
but i got my buddy with me yeah
we're going to
we're going to
we've been there once before there's so
we've been there once before there's so
much to look at when i'm driving and i'm
much to look at when i'm driving and i'm
trying to like focus on not hitting
trying to like focus on not hitting
people
people
maya's killing it
maya's killing it
look at you
look at you
cute
cute
okay so cut to us like three years ago
okay so cut to us like three years ago
we went to this temple and we left one
we went to this temple and we left one
of our cats and we wrote our names on it
of our cats and we wrote our names on it
so obviously we gotta see if we're still
so obviously we gotta see if we're still
there
there
come on
come on
come on
come on
we uh we left the line and it's okay to
we uh we left the line and it's okay to
bring dogs
bring dogs
as long as they don't go
as long as they don't go
inside even though this is a cat temple
inside even though this is a cat temple
is this appropriate no think about it
is this appropriate no think about it
this is insane
this is insane
i had forgotten
i had forgotten
what do you think maya
what do you think maya
is it cool
is it cool
i guess they knew we brought dogs
i guess they knew we brought dogs
it's closed down
it's closed down
but i don't think we're gonna find it
but i don't think we're gonna find it
along here so
along here so
maybe next time
maybe next time
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definitely recommend checking out
definitely recommend checking out
once they reopen
once they reopen
so
so
pretty spots faces on everything
pretty spots faces on everything
i did not see it
i did not see it
look at this tower of cardboard
look at this tower of cardboard
oh my goodness recycling is very
oh my goodness recycling is very
different here
different here
i mean it's still the same at the end of
i mean it's still the same at the end of
it but we missed last week's collection
it but we missed last week's collection
day so
day so
we just collected so much and they want
we just collected so much and they want
you to tie it all up which to be honest
you to tie it all up which to be honest
i find very satisfying like just holding
i find very satisfying like just holding
it like
it like
i don't know if you have to do this
i don't know if you have to do this
but like milk cartridges you're supposed
but like milk cartridges you're supposed
to wash them and let them dry we gotta
to wash them and let them dry we gotta
learn these things so yeah that's a lot
learn these things so yeah that's a lot
of cardboard i'm sorry whoever has to
of cardboard i'm sorry whoever has to
collect that
collect that
today
today
i'm going to see uh joey
i'm going to see uh joey
the anime man and we're going to check
the anime man and we're going to check
out some arcades
out some arcades
he asked me what the first thing i want
he asked me what the first thing i want
to do is so you got to check out the
to do is so you got to check out the
arcades i'm very excited
arcades i'm very excited
joey the mad lad starts off with two
joey the mad lad starts off with two
[ __ ] strikes
__  strikes
oh
oh
okay all right
okay all right
what a form
what a form
oh you have to go for a stride
oh you have to go for a stride
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oh [ __ ]
oh  __
my [ __ ] god
my  __  god
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well yeah dude
well yeah dude
let's [ __ ] go
let's  __  go
all right so joey won the first one but
all right so joey won the first one but
i won the real challenge
i won the real challenge
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the photocopy
the photocopy
where's your reward joey
where's your reward joey
how how does that work no no
how how does that work no no
i'm going in on my own our free reward
i'm going in on my own our free reward
might say don't get jealous
might say don't get jealous
oh
oh
how does it look
how does it look
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oh god
oh god
one last one
one last one
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i lost one
i lost one
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yes
yes
sorry i just went for it
sorry i just went for it
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oh
oh
they're so tiny
they're so tiny
remember all these things that we did
remember all these things that we did
joey
joey
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that was super fun
that was super fun
kind of sensory overload i'm not really
kind of sensory overload i'm not really
used to this
used to this
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keep shooting
keep shooting
keep going
keep going
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come on
come on
i don't know what's happening
i don't know what's happening
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come on joey don't [ __ ] it
come on joey don't  __  it
oh no no no
oh no no no
no
no
he can't die he's the protagonist
he can't die he's the protagonist
we got 413 though holy
we got 413 though holy
go [ __ ] on
go  __  on
come on ball come on come on
come on ball come on come on
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come on
come on
keep going
keep going
oh
oh
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oh my god
oh my god
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we got it no
we got it no
wait what happened i think we missed it
wait what happened i think we missed it
all of that for nothing
all of that for nothing
today we're going to
today we're going to
register ourselves at the town hall
register ourselves at the town hall
and we have to register our dogs as well
and we have to register our dogs as well
but i have a feeling this will be kind
but i have a feeling this will be kind
of difficult
of difficult
because we don't speak japanese this is
because we don't speak japanese this is
insane
insane
i think this is it
i think this is it
is that the building
is that the building
i'm squeezing every inch of my japanese
i'm squeezing every inch of my japanese
out to make this work
out to make this work
we didn't bring our marriage certificate
we didn't bring our marriage certificate
and they wanted it to register as a
and they wanted it to register as a
couple
couple
so technically like we google online
so technically like we google online
what you need and it doesn't say but
what you need and it doesn't say but
we're going to go to 7-eleven to try and
we're going to go to 7-eleven to try and
print it because we have it we just
print it because we have it we just
didn't have a physical copy of it but uh
didn't have a physical copy of it but uh
they were super helpful otherwise uh we
they were super helpful otherwise uh we
can't complain there it is
can't complain there it is
the rule of japan
the rule of japan
a 7-eleven is always nearby
a 7-eleven is always nearby
we didn't
we didn't
we're officially registered in japan it
we're officially registered in japan it
took a a long time
took a a long time
but you know what it didn't even matter
but you know what it didn't even matter
they were so nice and so helpful
they were so nice and so helpful
everyone is just so sweet it was just
everyone is just so sweet it was just
amazing i'm so impressed how they run
amazing i'm so impressed how they run
everything even the dogs get registered
everything even the dogs get registered
which is great
which is great
so we're officially japanese
so we're officially japanese
right wow
right wow
that's not how that works the guy said
that's not how that works the guy said
congratulations when we left though this
congratulations when we left though this
is so sweet
is so sweet
oh yeah look what we got here
oh yeah look what we got here
she loves it
she loves it
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now we're a real family
now we're a real family
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do you like it maya
do you like it maya
i feel like anywhere else we would feel
i feel like anywhere else we would feel
silly right now but since we're in japan
silly right now but since we're in japan
edgar still has to walk
edgar still has to walk
also for the record maya is almost 17
also for the record maya is almost 17
years old
years old
so she definitely deserves it you
so she definitely deserves it you
deserve some of them too yes
deserve some of them too yes
he was getting tired
he was getting tired
i'm an old man as well
i'm an old man as well
all right guys good night
all right guys good night
faster mom
faster mom
faster
faster
how do i look
how do i look
great how do they work
great how do they work
you having fun
you having fun
we got a private jet for you
we got a private jet for you
we got this thing for you what else do
we got this thing for you what else do
you want
you want
are you okay in there
are you okay in there
i think she likes it in a weird way
i think she likes it in a weird way
just wow but look at what a baby
just wow but look at what a baby
i robbed japan guys it's so good over
i robbed japan guys it's so good over
here
here
today we're in omotesando i'm not used
today we're in omotesando i'm not used
to seeing all the big buildings yet
to seeing all the big buildings yet
this is not even that big but yeah i
this is not even that big but yeah i
think the rainy season is about to start
think the rainy season is about to start
so that's why
so that's why
today's a really rainy day i hope i can
today's a really rainy day i hope i can
buy some clothes i'm very outdated
buy some clothes i'm very outdated
wardrobe
wardrobe
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me
me
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damn
damn
it is empty today
it is empty today
it's almost like everyone has a job or
it's almost like everyone has a job or
something
something
got some nice uh second-hand shop stuff
got some nice uh second-hand shop stuff
i can't believe how few people there are
i can't believe how few people there are
here it's usually smack full
here it's usually smack full
i want to check out some japanese brands
i want to check out some japanese brands
there's neighborhood around the corner
there's neighborhood around the corner
we're about to go on the worst street
we're about to go on the worst street
ever
ever
for the business at least takashi the
for the business at least takashi the
street
street
i guess since it's not busy it's not
i guess since it's not busy it's not
that bad yeah usually it's smack packed
that bad yeah usually it's smack packed
here here's one of my favorite shops
here here's one of my favorite shops
i don't know what it's called but it
i don't know what it's called but it
looks cool
looks cool
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oh
oh
marxist faith in humanity was restored
marxist faith in humanity was restored
because
because
she bought two of these what are they
she bought two of these what are they
called
called
kokodama
kokodama
they're beautiful we used to have one in
they're beautiful we used to have one in
the uk
the uk
so cute
so cute
what do you think again
what do you think again
that one's beautiful
that one's beautiful
i want one in my office okay so might
i want one in my office okay so might
say i just showed me the third one and
say i just showed me the third one and
he was so nice he'd noticed that you
he was so nice he'd noticed that you
liked it sir he gave it for free
liked it sir he gave it for free
it was very generous he just noticed
it was very generous he just noticed
that you liked it and was like present
that you liked it and was like present
he didn't have to do that that was so
he didn't have to do that that was so
nice
nice
some people are just nice
some people are just nice
as he's getting emotional over a
as he's getting emotional over a
kokodama that was gifted
kokodama that was gifted
it's finally here
it's finally here
yes
yes
oh
oh
fresh
fresh
yeah
yeah
oh
oh
yes
yes
today
today
we're going to check out some cars
we're going to check out some cars
they got these um retro toyotas i think
they got these um retro toyotas i think
i think they're called like renoka they
i think they're called like renoka they
look really good i'm curious to see them
look really good i'm curious to see them
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wow
wow
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they're so cool
they're so cool
we're gonna
we're gonna
test drive the fj so he was telling me
test drive the fj so he was telling me
about the
about the
black one
black one
which is called hachimaru i kind of got
which is called hachimaru i kind of got
really interested in it
really interested in it
but i know it's way too big
but i know it's way too big
which car do you think i get
which car do you think i get
i like the hachimara
i like the hachimara
so big and black like me
so big and black like me
i'm back
i'm back
i'm supposed to
i'm supposed to
i was supposed to go to tesla and uh as
i was supposed to go to tesla and uh as
well today i didn't
well today i didn't
it took a lot longer
it took a lot longer
than i expected so i never i rescheduled
than i expected so i never i rescheduled
for another day
for another day
i still want to check them out
i still want to check them out
i still really like this car like
i still really like this car like
it looks good
it looks good
i'm worried that it's too big then
i'm worried that it's too big then
there's this one
there's this one
the fj that both me and marty likes
the fj that both me and marty likes
which i think will look really good
which i think will look really good
and they can change parts on it too but
and they can change parts on it too but
i love this one
i love this one
it's so pretty what should i do leave a
it's so pretty what should i do leave a
comment
comment
anyway i'm going out to see connor and
anyway i'm going out to see connor and
joy now
joy now
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