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We're going to sit down and have some

kakugori in the park. It's so funny cuz

kakugori in the park It's so funny cuz

we have some free time without beer, but

we have some free time without beer but

you're still like, "Ah, if was he could

you're still like Ah if was he could

have gone there and he could chin chin

chin chin.

chin chin

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Bern, what are you doing with that?

Bern what are you doing with that

>> Today is habata in Japan where you take

you take a bamboo and you put you write

down your wish on a piece of paper and

you decorate it on the bamboo. Kind of

you decorate it on the bamboo Kind of

like a Christmas tree. Now that I think

like a Christmas tree Now that I think

about it, a wishmiss bamboo tree.

about it a wishmiss bamboo tree

You prepared them. That's so cute.

You prepared them That's so cute

They're really pretty. Tonabata. You

They're really pretty Tonabata You

usually see them on shopping streets uh

or people hang them outside their house

and stuff like that. It's I think uh

and stuff like that It's I think uh

it's like a kindergarten activity too

probably. Do you think Japanese spirits

probably Do you think Japanese spirits

speak English or do we have to Oh my

god.

god

Thank you, Bern.

Thank you Bern

You can write your own wish.

You can write your own wish

This is going to be so pretty.

This is going to be so pretty

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>> Happy birthday.

>> Happy birthday

>> Yes.

>> Yes

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The best goal.

The best goal

All right, let's see the score. MVP.

All right let's see the score MVP

Dragon Lord. No, I got MVP. But you were

Dragon Lord No I got MVP But you were

close.

Three goals,

Three goals

girl.

girl

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The plot thickens. It's insane. Now it

The plot thickens It's insane Now it

landed.

landed

>> Oh, it's so pretty. Oh, if you can land

>> Oh it's so pretty Oh if you can land

on the Wait for it.

on the Wait for it

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What do I do now?

What do I do now

>> Is it chilling? Okay, good.

>> Is it chilling Okay good

>> Look.

>> Look

>> We out of the We got other stuff right

now.

now

>> Look. Ready?

>> Look Ready

You don't need shoes right now.

You don't need shoes right now

>> Oh, I landed right away. That's cute.

>> Oh I landed right away That's cute

>> Good thing you got your shoes. Oh my

>> Good thing you got your shoes Oh my

goodness. What happened, Ben? Was there

goodness What happened Ben Was there

an Oh,

an Oh

>> what happened?

>> what happened

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>> Oh no He explained everything I

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1 2

>> 4

So close.

So close

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

A Well, I guess that one.

A Well I guess that one

That was far be. That one's very far.

That was far be That one's very far

One,

One

two,

two

three four

four four.

four four

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Oh, it's flooded. Wow. I've never seen

Oh it's flooded Wow I've never seen

that.

that

Whoa.

Whoa

We're driving this way.

We're driving this way

Holy moly.

Holy moly

What the heck happened?

What the heck happened

Jeez.

Jeez

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness

We were just taking our time chilling at

the restaurant and then we realized

there's this havoc. It went into my

there's this havoc It went into my

knees just on the street. I don't know

knees just on the street I don't know

if we're going to make it back.

if we're going to make it back

We'll drive slow and safe.

We'll drive slow and safe

But even the what is it called? The

But even the what is it called The

manholes were exploding. I've never seen

manholes were exploding I've never seen

that.

that

Wow. And we're not even going on the

Wow And we're not even going on the

left side.

left side

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From back. He's back.

From back He's back

Wow. Oh, he wants to go right away.

Wow Oh he wants to go right away

You invited all my friends.

You invited all my friends

There you go. Yes.

There you go Yes

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Yeah.

Yeah

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Who's going to go bouldering?

Who's going to go bouldering

>> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes Yes

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Rubble behind.

Rubble behind

Barely any help.

Barely any help

Rubble.

Rubble

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>> It's lunch break already.

>> It's lunch break already

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Bye-bye.

Bye-bye

>> They give you a pin again.

>> They give you a pin again

Yes. Well done.

Yes Well done

So, they have these like mini movies at

So they have these like mini movies at

the cinema for younger kids. We thought

the cinema for younger kids We thought

it'd be fun for Bian to experience his

very first cinema on his birthday since

he's two. There's an Aaman movie.

he's two There's an Aaman movie

Bian got a little present, too.

Bian got a little present too

>> Aam

the legend.

the legend

>> They killed my father.

>> They killed my father

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What's he doing? It's finished, man.

What's he doing It's finished man

>> He's ready to go.

>> He's ready to go

I think I really like that.

I think I really like that

Oh,

okay. We're going to have to put them

okay We're going to have to put them

closer. Ready?

closer Ready

You got it, Ben. One more try.

You got it Ben One more try

Blow really hard.

Blow really hard

Oh,

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>> we got to lit up again. So, Mia made

>> we got to lit up again So Mia made

this cake from this kids book. Is it

this cake from this kids book Is it

good?

good

>> It's the cake from the book.

>> It's the cake from the book

That's so fun.

That's so fun

You don't know how lucky you are, Vern.

You don't know how lucky you are Vern

>> Cake.

>> Cake

>> Yes, but this is a fake cake. This is a

>> Yes but this is a fake cake This is a

real cake.

real cake

>> Delicious cake.

>> Delicious cake

>> Happy birthday.

>> Happy birthday

>> Happy birthday.

>> Happy birthday

>> Bern is over tired.

>> Bern is over tired

So, he refused to sleep and started

So he refused to sleep and started

crying.

crying

And we're really He's still awake.

And we're really He's still awake

>> No.

>> No

>> Goodness. It's going to be a while.

>> Goodness It's going to be a while

>> Going on a bike ride to calm him down

and hopefully he'll actually sleep. I

and hopefully he'll actually sleep I

feel like a lot of parents have done

this.

this

>> Maybe they go on a car or something. If

>> Maybe they go on a car or something If

nothing else works, this is the first

nothing else works this is the first

time we have to do it.

time we have to do it

>> You melt.

>> You melt

But still likes my hair. I don't know

But still likes my hair I don't know

why.

why

What's up? We're in Zabuai. Going to

What's up We're in Zabuai Going to

have a little lunch date.

have a little lunch date

We got our own escalator.

We got our own escalator

A million yen.

A million yen

That better be a sword make crafted from

the That's crazy. We're looking at

the That's crazy We're looking at

furniture for our possible new house.

furniture for our possible new house

The house is definite. She wants those

The house is definite She wants those

lights. And this is the table.

lights And this is the table

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>> We are at this park and there's a

bajillion dragon flies. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

bajillion dragon flies 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

10.

Now you see them. There's one.

Now you see them There's one

[Laughter]

Laughter

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>> All right. All right. All right. Look at

>> All right All right All right Look at

us matching. And even mama, whenever I

us matching And even mama whenever I

wear these pants, I have to go where I

wear these pants I have to go where I

be. Sweden.

be Sweden

>> All right. You want to go to He wants to

>> All right You want to go to He wants to

go to family morning. That's fair

go to family morning That's fair

enough.

enough

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That's so cute. We are in somewhere

That's so cute We are in somewhere

Tunashima. We're going to go bouldering.

Tunashima We're going to go bouldering

Good.

Good

Nice.

Nice

Nice. Uh, good try.

Nice Uh good try

>> Next time.

>> Next time

>> You got a beard? Yeah. You put your foot

>> You got a beard Yeah You put your foot

there. That's really good.

there That's really good

>> Wow. He's so strong. He's so strong. Oh,

>> Wow He's so strong He's so strong Oh

and your foot. Yes, they take.

and your foot Yes they take

>> Can I also chuck?

>> Can I also chuck

Can I get Oh my gosh, that is the cutest

Can I get Oh my gosh that is the cutest

thing ever. Cute.

thing ever Cute

Oh my. Are you the cutest in the whole

Oh my Are you the cutest in the whole

world? I think so. You do. It's cute.

world I think so You do It's cute

You got enough chalk, buddy. You got

You got enough chalk buddy You got

enough chalk. You got it. Come on. Come

enough chalk You got it Come on Come

on. You got it. Yeah. Nice.

on You got it Yeah Nice

Well done. Great job. Did you see that,

Well done Great job Did you see that

Bang? Wasn't mama so cool?

Bang Wasn't mama so cool

Yay!

Yay

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>> He's such a gentle boy.

>> He's such a gentle boy

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Are you g are you giving too much?

Are you g are you giving too much

It's Sunday morning. We're going to the

It's Sunday morning We're going to the

pool. There's a communal pool here, but

pool There's a communal pool here but

you have to get there kind of early.

you have to get there kind of early

What do you think, Bren? Do you want to

What do you think Bren Do you want to

hold this? He was crying for the first

hold this He was crying for the first

10 minutes, but then he loved it. It was

10 minutes but then he loved it It was

so cute seeing him play with everyone.

so cute seeing him play with everyone

It's just so hot in Japan now. So, it's

It's just so hot in Japan now So it's

so nice that they have these pools. Ah,

so nice that they have these pools Ah

feel refreshed.

feel refreshed

Got to get my Wilsons.

Got to get my Wilsons

Matia has packed us a bento. We're going

Matia has packed us a bento We're going

to a park to enjoy it for dinner. I

to a park to enjoy it for dinner I

can't wait. I'm so excited. Such a good

can't wait I'm so excited Such a good

idea.

idea

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We're train spotting heaven here. We're

We're train spotting heaven here We're

going to catch the sunset. It would be

going to catch the sunset It would be

so nice.

so nice

Hello, train. So, we got for me because

Hello train So we got for me because

it looks spicy for Bernie. Here you go.

it looks spicy for Bernie Here you go

Those are Hey, do those. You got ice

Those are Hey do those You got ice

cream. Yay. Homemade cookies.

cream Yay Homemade cookies

Wow. Well, Ben, you're level 100 mom

Wow Well Ben you're level 100 mom

today. You even iced them. Yeah, of

today You even iced them Yeah of

course.

course

I'm

>> so excited.

>> so excited

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Food just tastes better outdoor and its

already good.

already good

This feels like Japan magic

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homemade cookies.

homemade cookies

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That's really good.

That's really good

This is the most goatated ice cream of

all time. I can't believe I said

all time I can't believe I said

goatated.

goatated

>> It's so good.

>> It's so good

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Thank you.

Thank you

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>> It got dark so fast. That was amazing.

>> It got dark so fast That was amazing

10 out of 10. I feel so good right now.

10 out of 10 I feel so good right now

What a perfect Sunday uh summer evening.

What a perfect Sunday uh summer evening

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Summer is officially here. It is

Summer is officially here It is

extremely hot. And we're going out for

extremely hot And we're going out for

lunch, some for sushi, and we're going

lunch some for sushi and we're going

to print some family photos.

to print some family photos

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>> I am taking the little guy. We're going

>> I am taking the little guy We're going

bouldering. I can't really let him out

bouldering I can't really let him out

of my sight. So, I don't know if I'm

of my sight So I don't know if I'm

actually able to climb, but if Bang gets

actually able to climb but if Bang gets

to work out, he showed so much progress

to work out he showed so much progress

from the first and second time that he

went. So, we'll see how it goes. I can

went So we'll see how it goes I can

tell he's excited to be here. That's

tell he's excited to be here That's

good. That makes me happy that you're

good That makes me happy that you're

happy to be here. Let's put up your

happy to be here Let's put up your

shoes.

shoes

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You got it.

You got it

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Whoa.

Whoa

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>> I'm so proud of you, Bian. You did so

>> I'm so proud of you Bian You did so

well. I got a headache, so I didn't

well I got a headache so I didn't

climb, but that's totally fine. He did

climb but that's totally fine He did

so well. I'm so proud of you. 2 years

so well I'm so proud of you 2 years

old and climbing. That's crazy. I think

old and climbing That's crazy I think

it's more fun as a family, but I'm just

it's more fun as a family but I'm just

really glad

we can go just me and Ben as well.

we can go just me and Ben as well

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Twinkle twinkle

Beetle is scared for his life. Oh, no,

Beetle is scared for his life Oh no

no, no, no, no, no. Gentle. Yeah,

no no no no no Gentle Yeah

gentle.

gentle

>> Yeah, it was good. What's he doing on

>> Yeah it was good What's he doing on

your shoe? What's that on your shoe,

your shoe What's that on your shoe

Gar?

Gar

Ah, it's going.

Ah it's going

I love how fearless kids are with bugs

cuz it's like clearly we're taught to

freak out from them. Oh, thank you.

freak out from them Oh thank you

Maybe we should let him go. Oh, bye bye.

Maybe we should let him go Oh bye bye

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>> Today is actually matsuri in our local

temple. Maybe it's like for everyone. I

temple Maybe it's like for everyone I

have no idea actually. Show me. Show me.

have no idea actually Show me Show me

Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show

Show me Show me Show me Show me Show

me.

Find me more like this.

Find me more like this

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Do you hear the festival? It's night and

Do you hear the festival It's night and

it's matsuri. They're going to hand out

it's matsuri They're going to hand out

ice cream in 10 minutes.

ice cream in 10 minutes

>> I feel like he knows something special

is going on.

is going on

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah

>> What?

>> What

>> I don't see it. I don't see it yet.

>> I don't see it I don't see it yet

>> He noticed.

>> He noticed

Oh,

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>> we got these like home fireworks. I love

>> we got these like home fireworks I love

fireworks. We'll see how these are.

fireworks We'll see how these are

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I don't know what it's going to do.

I don't know what it's going to do

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Whoa.

Whoa

>> Nice.

>> Nice

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