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But yeah, every
journalist on the scene
But
yeah
every
journalist
on
the
scene
last night was
a bona fide hero.
last
night
was
a
bona
fide
hero
And by the way, I'm including
The Daily Show in that, and
And
by
the
way
I'm
including
The
Daily
Show
in
that
and
our own intrepid
reporter that we
our
own
intrepid
reporter
that
we
actually sent to that dinner.
actually
sent
to
that
dinner
Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog, who
Triumph
the
Insult
Comic
Dog
who
is on the red carpet for the
White House
is
on
the
red
carpet
for
the
White
House
Correspondents' Dinner.
Correspondents'
Dinner
Trying to get interviews along
with the rest of the press.
Trying
to
get
interviews
along
with
the
rest
of
the
press
Can't miss Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog, trying to--
Can't
miss
Triumph
the
Insult
Comic
Dog
trying
to-
cracking some jokes, no
doubt, at Secretary Rubio.
cracking
some
jokes
no
doubt
at
Secretary
Rubio
Why is Triumph here?
Why
is
Triumph
here
I am, I am covering
the red carpet,
I
am
I
am
covering
the
red
carpet
and I don't mean Jen Psaki.
and
I
don't
mean
Jen
Psaki
To talk more about
his experience,
To
talk
more
about
his
experience
please welcome our own
intrepid reporter,
please
welcome
our
own
intrepid
reporter
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Triumph
the
Insult
Comic
Dog
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MUSIC
PLAYING
Thank you very much.
Thank
you
very
much
Thank you very much.
Thank
you
very
much
Look at that.
Look
at
that
Look at that.
Look
at
that
Thank you so much.
Thank
you
so
much
Thank you, sir Oh, yes.
Thank
you
sir
Oh
yes
- So-- so-- so--
- Yes.
So-
so-
so-
Yes
- --Triumph.
- Yes, Jon.
-Triumph
Yes
Jon
How-- how do you
feel after being
How-
how
do
you
feel
after
being
at this dinner on Saturday?
at
this
dinner
on
Saturday
Well, you know, Jon,
I'm not a person who
Well
you
know
Jon
I'm
not
a
person
who
likes to throw around
the word, hero,
likes
to
throw
around
the
word
hero
but after Saturday, I can't
help not only throw it
but
after
Saturday
I
can't
help
not
only
throw
it
around, but put
it on the mantel
around
but
put
it
on
the
mantel
and have it printed at Staples.
and
have
it
printed
at
Staples
It's-- it's quite impressive.
It's-
it's
quite
impressive
That's 100% goldrod, Jon.
That's
100
goldrod
Jon
- No, I can see that.
- Take a look.
No
I
can
see
that
Take
a
look
Look at that.
Look
at
that
Triumph, look, I understand
it was a traumatic evening.
Triumph
look
I
understand
it
was
a
traumatic
evening
Yes.
Yes
You got to admit, hero
is a little bit much, yes?
You
got
to
admit
hero
is
a
little
bit
much
yes
Oh, so what, Wolf
Blitzer is a hero?
Oh
so
what
Wolf
Blitzer
is
a
hero
Ooh, he reported
without one shoe.
Ooh
he
reported
without
one
shoe
Seriously, man, I'm out there
with my balls hanging out!
Seriously
man
I'm
out
there
with
my
balls
hanging
out
Were-- were you
worried about,
Were-
were
you
worried
about
to be honest, getting killed?
to
be
honest
getting
killed
Yes, but mostly
because I didn't want
Yes
but
mostly
because
I
didn't
want
RFK Jr. to eat my carcass.
RFK
Jr
to
eat
my
carcass
It's not the way
you want to go, Jon.
It's
not
the
way
you
want
to
go
Jon
Not the way you want to go.
Not
the
way
you
want
to
go
But, you know, Triumph,
I have to tell you,
But
you
know
Triumph
I
have
to
tell
you
the larger issue--
the
larger
issue-
Yes.
Yes
--that we continue--
-that
we
continue-
the larger issue we continue
to have, is gun violence.
the
larger
issue
we
continue
to
have
is
gun
violence
And no effort to pass
legislation to stop
And
no
effort
to
pass
legislation
to
stop
it Triumph--
it
Triumph-
Jon Jon Jon Jon--
Jon
Jon
Jon
Jon-
--no, it's--
-no
it's-
--please, don't do this.
-please
don't
do
this
Don't politicize
a political event.
Don't
politicize
a
political
event
I'm not.
I'm
not
It's not-- I'm not
politicizing it, Triumph.
It's
not-
I'm
not
politicizing
it
Triumph
It is a fact.
It
is
a
fact
It is a fact that
in America, another event
It
is
a
fact
that
in
America
another
event
is ruined by gun violence.
is
ruined
by
gun
violence
Jon Jon Jon.
Shh shh.
Jon
Jon
Jon
Shh
shh
--and we're lucky this time.
-and
we're
lucky
this
time
No, I'm going to keep talking.
No
I'm
going
to
keep
talking
Shh!
Shh!
Shh
Shh
No I'm--
No
I'm-
Shh!
Shh
--I'm-- I'm not.
-I'm-
I'm
not
Shh.
Shh
I--
I-
Jon!
Jon
Now is not the time.
Now
is
not
the
time
Now is not the time.
Now
is
not
the
time
Can I ask you a question?
Can
I
ask
you
a
question
Did you wipe your feet
when you came in?
Did
you
wipe
your
feet
when
you
came
in
I use the same
bathroom as Wolf Blitzer.
I
use
the
same
bathroom
as
Wolf
Blitzer
Triumph, clearly, you're--
you're still traumatized.
Triumph
clearly
you're-
you're
still
traumatized
Yes.
Yes
I went through so much.
I
went
through
so
much
Yes.
Yes
I contacted HR and told
them I'm going to need
I
contacted
HR
and
told
them
I'm
going
to
need
an emotional support dog.
an
emotional
support
dog
Yes.
Yes
Preferably a poodle
who's into butt stuff.
Preferably
a
poodle
who's
into
butt
stuff
A lot of people
bring up the fact
A
lot
of
people
bring
up
the
fact
that we do also have a hate
speech problem in this country.
that
we
do
also
have
a
hate
speech
problem
in
this
country
Do you think it's time we all
take a look in the mirror?
Do
you
think
it's
time
we
all
take
a
look
in
the
mirror
There is talk about how--
- Jon.
There
is
talk
about
how-
Jon
--we have to take
the temperature--
-we
have
to
take
the
temperature-
Jon.
Jon
--down, and then
we have to, yes, yep.
-down
and
then
we
have
to
yes
yep
Shh.
Shh
Shh.
Shh
I have like five more
jokes to get through.
I
have
like
five
more
jokes
to
get
through
OK.
OK
Then you can talk
about temperature.
Then
you
can
talk
about
temperature
All right.
All
right
What else do you have?
What
else
do
you
have
As I was saying, Jon--
As
I
was
saying
Jon-
Yes.
Yes
--it was dramatic.
-it
was
dramatic
Everything is still so fresh.
Everything
is
still
so
fresh
All the sounds are
still in my ears.
All
the
sounds
are
still
in
my
ears
The firing of the bullets, the
commands of the Secret Service,
The
firing
of
the
bullets
the
commands
of
the
Secret
Service
the satisfied moans
of Kash Patel's girlfriend
the
satisfied
moans
of
Kash
Patel's
girlfriend
coming from the closet.
coming
from
the
closet
Well, thank you
so much, Triumph.
Well
thank
you
so
much
Triumph
We'll have your full report
on the show tomorrow.
We'll
have
your
full
report
on
the
show
tomorrow
- Oh, yes.
- Thank you so much.
Oh
yes
Thank
you
so
much
You're really
disgusting, you know?
You're
really
disgusting
you
know
You've aged horribly.
You've
aged
horribly
You look juicier than ever.
You
look
juicier
than
ever
No, that's not true.
No
that's
not
true
So sad.
So
sad
It's really awful.
- No.
It's
really
awful
No
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